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stormy-skyzzzzzz · 3 days
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there is nothing more attractive than a man who reads.
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reebmiester · 2 days
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tiny damian has a LOT to live up to
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arttuff · 2 days
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psychokatrixxxy · 3 days
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Batfam AU
Damian was captured by some villain, and Dick just saved him.
Nightwing: Why didn't you send a distress signal? You could have gotten hurt. What if I didn't get here in time?
Robin: tt, stop your incessant nagging, Grayson. I can handle myself. Besides, I did send out a distress signal.
Nightwing: Really, cause I didn't get it, and neither did B.
Robin, realizing something: Ah, I believe I may have alerted someone else of my capture then...
Nightwing: who-
He's cut off as a red figure barrels through the window, shattering it.
Red Hood, guns cocked as he looks around the room: Who the fuck do I need to kill?
Robin, deadpan: Impeccable timing as always, Akhi.
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paintedimagery · 2 days
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some Jason doodles a did at like 3am
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aviolettrose · 3 days
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I saw a tiktok where the first spoiled cat, that lives there since it was a kitten, is a menace to society vs. The ex stray cat, that appreciates literally everything, is a ray of sunshine, and I had to think about Dick Grayson as a child vs. Jason todd as a child.
In this essay, I will-
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dragonpyre · 2 days
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He has opinions on the movie, Dick
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galaxymagitech · 3 days
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Jason: *kicks wall* Well, that mission went terribly.
Tim: Bruce is gonna be so angry at me.
Dick: *having read that validating feelings is important* Yeah, that would suck. Last time I made him mad he kicked me out. But I just showed up a month later and he completely forgot. So it’ll work out fine! *cheery smile*
Tim: *eyes wide* He could kick me out?
Jason: *takes out pistol* If he kicks either of you out, I’ll shoot him.
Dick: Thanks, but it’s fine.
Jason: Oh no…I know that look.
Dick tries to hug him and ends up grazed by a bullet. Tim is now worried that he’ll be kicked out. Jason is even angrier than he was at the start.
All of them are extra hurt. None of them are comforted. But it’s the thought that counts.
Hurt/failure to comfort.
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frownyalfred · 6 hours
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The Batfamily, by proxy of being raised by Bruce (undercover pro, lies every other word) and Alfred (actor in another life and in possession of the world’s blankest poker face), are probably the best at just running with something (a con, a secret identity, an undercover job, etc) and acting it out 100% believably. With zero hesitation.
Someone runs up to Red Hood one night in an alley and says “pretend to be my boyfriend! please, he’s following me!” and suddenly that’s not Jason Todd, Crime Lord. That’s Todd from the upper east side, and what the fuck man? leave her alone, you’re fucking tripping!
Etc etc.
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spicy-apple-pie · 3 days
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You can’t tell me that Damian hasn’t trained Titus to use those buttons that talk. Like he has, Treats, Walk, Play, etc. nothing like too abstract. And eventually Alfred the cat catches on and they don’t realize it until in the middle of the night he’s spamming the treat button over and over.
They’ll give him treats but he’ll just go right back to spamming. And eventually they have to put the button away, but then he’ll spam the other buttons.
They decide that it’s probably best that they retire the buttons :(
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purble-sarah · 3 days
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i was gonna fill the whole sketch page but then after two days i magically forgot how to draw and i couldn't fill the whole page
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Another chapter of my "The Waynes on Twitter" work on AO3
Masterlist of Tweets
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42 - Bruce is high (on painkillers), what could go wrong?
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cosmicpoutine · 1 day
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i drew these separately, but they kinda look like they belong together?
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incorrectbatfam · 2 days
Conversation
Tim: Jason, what’s your plan for dealing with this?
Jason: Well, Plan A is what I call "Operation Ignore It and Hope It Goes Away".
Tim: That’s it? What the heck is Plan B?
Jason: Plan B is to keep trying Plan A.
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batfamgalore · 3 days
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Jason: Have a great day, everyone.
Bruce: What are you in such a good mood about?
Jason: Just, you know, life.
Bruce: You’re up to something and I’ll get to the bottom of it.
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fanaticalthings · 2 days
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Jason being the easiest kid is super funny. Bruce looking at Jason and remembering Dick at 18: “we can work through this. He’ll come around if I don’t give up on.”
Bruce, watching over a freshly street-snatched Jason: Why is he so calm
Having Dick as the rambunctious, feral, and unhinged first child must've given him SO much whiplash once Jason entered the picture. Lil guy just vibed in his own world. Just reading books and doing schoolwork. Baby Jason hurt nobody.
Bruce will just be going over the ground rules of the manor, remembering all the chaos Dick brought upon the household.
Bruce: No swinging from the chandelier.
Jason: ?? I wasn't planning to?
Bruce: No murder.
Jason: What? That never even crossed my mind-
Bruce: And please, for the love of God, don't sneak out and try to beat up the nearest criminal on our block
Jason:
Jason: WHO is responsible for these rules being created??
Bruce will just come home from a long day of work. He's tired and just wants a nice, quiet evening, but he's subconsciously psyching himself up to prepare himself for the chaos he'll witness once he enters the manor
but then Jason's just quietly doing his own thing, maybe even helping Alfred with some chores, reading, or just lounging about in the manor. In general, just causing no trouble and Bruce just turns to Alfred, all worried like, "Is he sick? I don't think children are supposed to behave this way."
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