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fanaticalthings · 21 hours

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Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once

#jason's that babysitter that complains abt the job but actually loves it #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #robin #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #dc #art #fanart

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fanaticalthings · 23 hours

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Wanted to draw harlivy's met gala outfit if it were real👀 tried to match with the theme gilded age

#they slayed #look at them!! QUEENS #harlivy #harley quinn #poison ivy #dc #art #fanart

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Jason conning both his enemies AND his family simultaneously is so in character for him I LOVE this take

Give me crime lord!Jason who's actually on good terms with the batfam. Not only would it actually be helpful when it comes to missions surrounding underground/illegal operations (Jason would be able to retrieve way more insider knowledge) but also I think having a supervillain family member that you're chill with is just untapped comedic potential that needs to be taken advantage of.

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Damian gets into a petty fight with Bruce, and the next day, instead of waiting for Bruce to pick him up from school, he calls Jason, who shows up in full Red Hood regalia and just rides off with Damian.

Of course everyone at school sees that Wayne's son just got snatched by Gotham's most notorious crime lord, so ofc when Bruce gets there, sees Damian missing, and hears a series of panicked whispers about a gun slinging, criminal biker riding off with a prince of Gotham, Bruce immediately knows what's up and just sighs, already anticipating the many publication companies he's gonna have to bribe to stay silent.

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Sometimes, they need Jason's help with intercepting certain illegal trades within the underworld of, not just Gotham, but just common areas where shady businesses are most prevalent. And when Bruce requests that Jason brings evidence of said illegal shipments to the cave, Jason will smugly respond with "I can, but it'll cost ya"

And Bruce is all exasperated like, "Jason, please, this mission's been going on for a month, I just want to get it over with."

And Jason's just looking down at the crate of smuggled materials, recognizes that it's highly sought after by many rogues (maybe it's machinery parts or rare chemical substances, etc) and ofc Jason's about to be petty as hell when responding to Bruce:

Jason: I don't think you have any idea how valuable the stuff I have is. If I sold this myself in my part of the underground, I'd make a fortune!

Bruce: Jason

Jason: Butttt, if you're not willing to pay me for this, y'know, despite being a billionaire, I guess I could just auction this off to another willing client

Bruce: Jason

Jason: I hear Lex Luthor's been cookin' up something new for Superman. I wonder if he'd be interested?

Bruce: Son, please.

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: I'll give you a family discount.

And it's just a back and forth of this EVERYTIME. And Jason only does it when he's collaborating with Bruce. None of the other bats have to deal with Jason demanding money.

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There was one time, during a Wayne gala where practically ALL the kids (except Jason, dude's still legally dead), had to show up. And around halfway through, the Red Hood just crashes through the skylight and then just fucking kidnaps Bruce Wayne, in front of everyone. And of course the gala has to be cut short.

Meanwhile, Bruce, in Jason's custody: I CANNOT believe you, son. WHY of all times would you do this? You are GROUNDED, I don't care if you don't live with me anymore, this is just UNACCEPTABLE-

Jason, completely ignoring him, holding up a tablet with news article headlines about this incident: Bruce, look at this shot they got of me crashing through the ceiling, I look fuckin' badass

And then when the fam (in costume) come to "save" Bruce, in a blink and you'll miss it moment, Bruce catches Cass and Jason whispering something to eachother in the corner and them fist bumping before Jason books it out of there. He can already feel a headache brewing.

And generally speaking, I feel like the batfam could be way more efficient with this arrangement. You got the regular team of bats, investigating from above, as well as being able to infiltrate socialite environments as Waynes. Then you got Jason, who can keep an eye on all the lesser exposed and lucrative activities whilst he keeps the underground businesses under his control. I feel like it would be a win win situation that would be hella interesting to see explored.

#the batfam later in the cave: so we caught the guys and they said they bought their shipment for the red hood #Dick: but...that's Jason...he was the one who told us those guys got ahold of illegal shipments??#bruce: *long exhuasted sigh*#jason todd #batfam #batfamily #batman #bruce wayne #batdad #red hood #dc #crack #fanatical posting

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fanaticalthings · 2 days

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apparently, dick and jason's love language is to crash their baby brother's first date

#this is absolutely smth they would do #gotta spice up the civilian life somehow #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #bernard dowd #nightwing #red hood #red robin #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #dc #art #fanart

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Bruce Wayne’s son privilege.

#this is exactly how i expect bruce's dynamic w his adult children should be #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #batman #nightwing #red hood #red robin #batfamily #batfam #batdad #batkids #batbros #dc #art #fanart #crack

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fanaticalthings · 3 days

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Give me crime lord!Jason who's actually on good terms with the batfam. Not only would it actually be helpful when it comes to missions surrounding underground/illegal operations (Jason would be able to retrieve way more insider knowledge) but also I think having a supervillain family member that you're chill with is just untapped comedic potential that needs to be taken advantage of.

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Damian gets into a petty fight with Bruce, and the next day, instead of waiting for Bruce to pick him up from school, he calls Jason, who shows up in full Red Hood regalia and just rides off with Damian.

Of course everyone at school sees that Wayne's son just got snatched by Gotham's most notorious crime lord, so ofc when Bruce gets there, sees Damian missing, and hears a series of panicked whispers about a gun slinging, criminal biker riding off with a prince of Gotham, Bruce immediately knows what's up and just sighs, already anticipating the many publication companies he's gonna have to bribe to stay silent.

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Sometimes, they need Jason's help with intercepting certain illegal trades within the underworld of, not just Gotham, but just common areas where shady businesses are most prevalent. And when Bruce requests that Jason brings evidence of said illegal shipments to the cave, Jason will smugly respond with "I can, but it'll cost ya"

And Bruce is all exasperated like, "Jason, please, this mission's been going on for a month, I just want to get it over with."

And Jason's just looking down at the crate of smuggled materials, recognizes that it's highly sought after by many rogues (maybe it's machinery parts or rare chemical substances, etc) and ofc Jason's about to be petty as hell when responding to Bruce:

Jason: I don't think you have any idea how valuable the stuff I have is. If I sold this myself in my part of the underground, I'd make a fortune!

Bruce: Jason

Jason: Butttt, if you're not willing to pay me for this, y'know, despite being a billionaire, I guess I could just auction this off to another willing client

Bruce: Jason

Jason: I hear Lex Luthor's been cookin' up something new for Superman. I wonder if he'd be interested?

Bruce: Son, please.

Jason:

Bruce:

Jason: I'll give you a family discount.

And it's just a back and forth of this EVERYTIME. And Jason only does it when he's collaborating with Bruce. None of the other bats have to deal with Jason demanding money.

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There was one time, during a Wayne gala where practically ALL the kids (except Jason, dude's still legally dead), had to show up. And around halfway through, the Red Hood just crashes through the skylight and then just fucking kidnaps Bruce Wayne, in front of everyone. And of course the gala has to be cut short.

Meanwhile, Bruce, in Jason's custody: I CANNOT believe you, son. WHY of all times would you do this? You are GROUNDED, I don't care if you don't live with me anymore, this is just UNACCEPTABLE-

Jason, completely ignoring him, holding up a tablet with news article headlines about this incident: Bruce, look at this shot they got of me crashing through the ceiling, I look fuckin' badass

And then when the fam (in costume) come to "save" Bruce, in a blink and you'll miss it moment, Bruce catches Cass and Jason whispering something to eachother in the corner and them fist bumping before Jason books it out of there. He can already feel a headache brewing.

And generally speaking, I feel like the batfam could be way more efficient with this arrangement. You got the regular team of bats, investigating from above, as well as being able to infiltrate socialite environments as Waynes. Then you got Jason, who can keep an eye on all the lesser exposed and lucrative activities whilst he keeps the underground businesses under his control. I feel like it would be a win win situation that would be hella interesting to see explored.

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fanaticalthings · 4 days

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Tim: I could fix Batman

Jason: No, I could fix Batman. But then I fucking died and accidentally made him worse instead

Jason: But when I come back and try to make him worse on PURPOSE, suddenly he won't do it!

Tim, deadly serious: I would've killed The Joker for you

Jason: Aw, thanks Tim

Tim:

Tim, whispering: I could fix Red Hood...

Jason: Stop it

#the batkids need to acknowledge more often that tim is most likely to become a sociopathic villain that kid is INSANE #love tim being protective of jay #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #batfam #batfamily #batkids #batbros #dc #crack

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fanaticalthings · 4 days

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Sorry

#OW???#jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #robin!jason #batdad #dc #art #fanart

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fanaticalthings · 5 days

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thinking about clark and jason again

#bby!jason with any of the trinity 🥹#i miss canon robin!jason comics where it was all sweet and wholesome #jason todd #robin!jason #clark kent #superman #art #fanart #dc

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fanaticalthings · 5 days

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Bear with him, he's just too protective 🤧

#🥺 jason with baby!damian #jason beibg protective w kids is so yum #jason todd #red hood #dick grayson #nightwing #damian wayne #robin #batfam #batfamily #batbros #batkids #dc #art #fanart

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fanaticalthings · 5 days

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My little obsession for seeing them together in the dcau hasn't died yet 😭

#i held out sm hope that jay or tim would at least be referenced in the dcamu but no 😔 theyre always forgotten #but then again with the way this universe ended maybe they dodged a bullet lmao #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #dc #dcamu #batbros #batkids #art #fanart

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fanaticalthings · 6 days

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Inspired by this

#😭 omg i never thought id see fanart based on my dumb ahh shitpost #i love this sm #get his ass jason #tim drake #red robin #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batdad #batbros #batkids #art #fanart #dc #crack

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fanaticalthings · 6 days

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when your lil bro returned and asked for a piggy back ride like old times but he’s not scrawny anymore and is built like a tank for some reason

#oh my goshhhh theyre so cute #i need more official dc comics that focus on their brotherly relationship #dick grayson #jason todd #nightwing #red hood #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #batdad #batkids #batbros #art #fanart #dc

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fanaticalthings · 6 days

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What if boys were adopted since baby

except Damian.

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+ Cass and Duke are HERE

+ The third panel is Dick! It can be confused bt he's not Bruce! Is the oldest!

#bruce with his kids as babies 🥺#kinda makes me sad to think he literally has like 10 children and never got to see any of em as babies #batman #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #batdad #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #batkids #batbros #dc #art #fanart #crack

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fanaticalthings · 7 days

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Okay, but Battinson acquiring kids is so funny because he somehow looks the youngest out of them all, except for Damian and Cassandra???

Jason and Dick are taller than him, so everyone they come across think he's their younger brother

This is just my need to see people's (mostly JL) reaction to Bruce calling that 6'3 tank who smells like bullets and smoky leather " baby" and scolding him for not staying put when Bruce tries polishing his red helmet

#another reason why everyone thinks hes a vampire. bro does NOT age #staying on my “bruce wayne NEEDS to be pretty forever” agenda #meaning hes cursed to look younger than his own children #batman #bruce wayne #battinson #the batman #damian wayne #cassandra cain #jason todd #dick grayson #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batkids #crack #dc

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fanaticalthings · 7 days

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arcade night 🕹️🦇

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fanaticalthings · 8 days

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While I do find it funny that henchmen in Gotham probably warn each other about the Red Hood because he's a bat who will actually kill you. I think it would be better if Jason was actually seen as some sort of savior or idol to like 90% of the goons scattered around Gotham. Doesn't matter who they work for, they all know Jason, former crime-lord that took over majority of Gotham's underground in one night.

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Jason, years after the events of UTRH, now fighting crime alongside the batfam, except every goon he runs into immediately recognizes him, stops fighting, and starts begging.

the first time it happens, Jason assumes they're begging for their lives only to hear them begging for him to return to the crime lord business so they can work for him and not Gotham's current money-stingy, abusive rogues (Black Mask lol)

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Jason showing up to patrol as backup for Dick in an overrun warehouse full of Two-Face's henchmen and as Jason's about to interfere, one of the men stops dead in their tracks and stares really hard at Jason until:

Goon: Oh my God, boss, is that you?

Jason, pulling out his guns, about to shoot:

Goon: Mr. Hood, sir???

Jason, halfway about to pull the trigger: Wait a min–Jeremy? Oh wow, it's been ages! How's the wife?

Goon (Jeremy): Oh my God it IS you, holy shit where have you BEEN? Me and the guys miss you, man!

Dick, with a knife at his throat: What is happening right now

Jason: Ahh, well, crime-lording just wasn't fitting in on the daily schedule. Tryna turn over a new leaf and all that

Goon (Jeremy): Aw, that's disappointing. We really liked working for you, right guys?

[Chorus of enthusiastic "YEAHS" from the rest of the henchmen (even the one holding Dick at knifepoint)]

Goon (Jeremy): Well, anyways, I can't beat you up knowing you're my old boss! You gave us the best health benefits! We'll just let you take the evidence and leave.

Jason: Aw, thanks guys :)

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And that's why 95% percent of Jason's missions in Gotham end in success. Not because he's willing to kill people or because rogues are terrified of him, but because 90% of the rogues' henchmen once worked for Jason and fuckin love him lol.

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