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incorrectbatfam · 18 hours

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Bruce: What are mlm and wlw?

Duke: Multi-level marketing and wulti-level warketing.

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incorrectbatfam · 22 hours

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"They trick the other siblings into thinking there's a Robin test that only Dick and Jason have passed"

Okay, but what does each member of the family believe the test is?

Duke: *walks in wearing full winter gear covered in snow*

Bruce: Where have you been?! I've been searching for a week!

Duke: Climbing Mount Everest.

Bruce: But why?!?

Damian: I have returned with a wild Icelandic puffin!

Bruce: Damian, I said no more pets until next year.

Damian: But I thought you wanted it?

Bruce: Why would I want—

Steph, disheveled: It took a few tries but I finally wrestled Killer Croc with my bare hands.

Bruce: That is highly against protocol—

Tim: Here's that jar of kidneys you asked for.

Bruce: SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!

Duke: The Robin test.

Bruce: What test?

Damian: The final test to become Robin, of course.

Tim: Please tell me I passed. I can't do this again.

Steph: Hang on, why are they all different?

Dick and Jason: *whistle*

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incorrectbatfam · 2 days

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Damian: *carrying Alfred the cat out of the room*

Alfred the cat: *purrs*

Damian: You are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you.

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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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Jason, pre-reveal: I have unfinished business with Batman.

Dick: Yeah? Get in line.

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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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I imagine Gotham's sewer system is like:

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incorrectbatfam · 3 days

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Weezer blue Discowing

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incorrectbatfam · 4 days

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Bruce: What did you do at school?

Damian: Built a catapult.

Bruce: For a class, right?

Damian:

Bruce: Right?

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incorrectbatfam · 4 days

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Hi hello! I was wondering where you get your incorrect quotes from?

Is there a site you go to or do you find them randomly?

I follow a bunch of other quote blogs that have their sources cited. Other times I'll rewatch shows looking for lesser-used quotes (like the bike rack handcuff one from The Good Place) or I'll manually transcribe TikToks and stuff

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incorrectbatfam · 4 days

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Tim: How would one create a secret society?

Jason: Not gonna lie, we’re off to a bad start.

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incorrectbatfam · 4 days

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Rich people punishments for the bats are like "you have to fly Spirit to our second vacation cave"

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incorrectbatfam · 5 days

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Jason: You’re toast!

Stephanie: Oh yeah? You and what toaster?

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incorrectbatfam · 5 days

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You order a batburger with two waffles instead of the bun and the blonde cashier leaps over the counter and kisses you on the lips

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incorrectbatfam · 6 days

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Tim: As my brother always used to say: if a cop handcuffs you to a bike rack, there's always something you can gnaw through.

Bernard: Your brother always said that?

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incorrectbatfam · 6 days

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"This is not a place of honor" is incidentally also the Gotham City welcome sign

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incorrectbatfam · 7 days

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Damian: It took me years to understand the "why the long face" punchline to the "a horse walks into a bar" joke because I just thought that’s a normal sized face to have if you’re a horse. It never occurred to me judge a horse by the standards of man.

Damian: I was a better person than all of you.

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incorrectbatfam · 7 days

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In Gotham the rats have rats

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incorrectbatfam · 8 days

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[Robin!Dick era]

Bruce: Dick has three aunts. He calls them Aunt Cupcake, Aunt Flower, and Aunt Kate.

Bruce: Time to step up your game, Kate.

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