"they're quick when tempted" LILY YOU CAN'T DO THIS LILY
YOU CANNOT MAKE REMARKS LIKE THAT AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH IT
But see, what if I go towards them EQUALLY AS FAST? NEVER LET THEM KNOW YOUR NEXT MOVEEE- oh shit they're grabby-
I promise you, you are never fast enough
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No, because imagine waiting years to get the answer to the one, most burning question you have about a franchise.
Your curiosity, growing more and more potent with every new installment, every new development.
So many possibilities, so much potential, the sheer capacity for interesting twists and intricate plot points.
All to be crushed, wasted, with the lamest, truly most moronic answer.
Night Furies were one of the most mysterious parts of HTTYD.
Personally, I was brimming with excitement just thinking of all the endless ways the directors could expand upon this species, its history and its culture.
Naturally, we got nothing. Zero. Zip. Nada.
Like, really? You expect me to believe that Grimmel (actually now? bffr, get this discount-Viggo outta here) cleared the entirety of, arguably, the most elusive, most careful, most intelligent, most powerful species of dragon.
(Which, even if rare, we're looking at at least several hundred dragons.)
Because they can't travel long distances (Who are you talking to right now? 🤨) and because they can't bear the cold (Girl, be so serious 😮💨).
Ladies, gents, my non-binary friends; I've heard it all. This is it. It was so ridiculous, so disappointing, so ridiculously disappointing I started laughing.
And maybe fans who've only watched the movies don't get the hysteria, but if I'm anything, it's a RoB, DoB, RTTE truther. And damn, those series are laying it on thick, especially RTTE.
You have the Dragon Eye. Places like Vanaheim. New and fascinating discoveries about dragons left and right.
THIS PART:
I was kicking my feet up and down when I saw this.
We could've done so much more with this, but nope. Of course not.
Fuck, I will die mad at this movie.
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Henry: Look, Shawn, I know you're mad at me, so I got you this hat as a peace offering, okay? Now let's-
Shawn: You got me a hat?
Henry: Yes?
Shawn:...you got me a HAT?
Henry: Yeah, Shawn, I got you a hat.
Shawn:
Shawn, pissed: You're kidding, right?
Henry: Wha- it's a hat! What's wrong with hats, you don't like hats?
Shawn:
Shawn:
Shawn: Fuck you.
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My mom thinks you’re a handsome young man lmao
did she now?
tell her i said thanks.
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*un-cosmics your wonders*
Now look what you’ve done, you made an adorable human
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ok so,,,i’ve been thinking (dangerous, ik)
i’ve decided we’re (probably) gonna hear a letter being read in the trailer. the only thing i cant decide is if it should be signed “love, max” or “love, mike”.
or if we don’t know who it’s signed by at all. maybe the end of the letter fades away into the screams of the party as one of them (probably mike or will) gets vecna’d. maybe it’ll be pitch black and all we hear is “love-“ and then it’s the echo of will’s voice in the upside down screaming mike’s name.
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*Yoko, Enid, Bianca & Divina walking in the halls*
Enid: "I haven't seen Wednesday recently"
Bianca: "And what a blessing it has been"
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