#ask-shane 🐓
Note
bro visited his chicken
75 notes
·
View notes
Note
If you could get rid of one thing from the world, what would it be?
that’s easy… late-stage capitalism.
bye joja corp. see you in hell.
57 notes
·
View notes
Text
in a college au, what would shane major in?
#ask-shane 🐓#mod post#i think about this but struggle to place it for some reason#he has a love for chickens so i was thinking maybe something related to animal science or biology but i’m not sure#lmk#stardew valley
76 notes
·
View notes
Note
*throws mermaids pendant at you before running away*
….?!
you dropped your… important item. you need this back or can i keep it?
34 notes
·
View notes
Text
the flower dance is here…
i’m ready to take my ass home. this white suit has always looked tacky on me.
#ask-shane 🐓#here is my annual flower dance post#maybe i will do an event next time but i’m not sure what that would entail
38 notes
·
View notes
Note
happy pride month to both the sad chicken man in my phone and Dawn
damn... i nearly forgot it was june.
happy pride month to you too, em.
25 notes
·
View notes
Note
how often do you shave your beard? and may i suggest to let it grow out
i shave my beard every 3 to 4 days or so.
should i let it grow out? i can’t see it looking good on me, but what do i know. maybe i’ll give it a chance.
31 notes
·
View notes
Note
How much do you swear each day? You seem to swear more than you breathe
a fuck ton.
it's just how i am. i try to keep it in check around jas, but otherwise, i'm not holding back.
25 notes
·
View notes
Note
I'm a soilpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam what can I say
everything you send in has me on the floor looking like this.
22 notes
·
View notes
Note
you look like you could really use a hug
yeah, maybe. it's been a while.
i'd probably hug a tree if it stopped to ask me what was wrong.
30 notes
·
View notes
Note
I hope Jas doesn't grow up to be like you. You're kind of a mess ngl
you think i'm aiming for that? i hope not. it's not my goal for her either.
i do my best to raise her to be a good person anyway. even if i'm still figuring things out myself… there are sides of me you haven't seen.
21 notes
·
View notes
Note
Oh, it's no longer "what do you want"
What caused the change?
i thought it looked a little cleaner. what do you think?
21 notes
·
View notes
Note
Should I do something productive today or just nap forever?
why are we like this? we both know it’s gonna be nap.
it always ends up being nap.
24 notes
·
View notes
Note
You saw my son. Very good 😊 now see my dotter:
Again, thank.
oh, wow. she looks like royalty laying there with the sun striking her eyes at the perfect angle.
both of your cats are adorable. i’m a fan.
27 notes
·
View notes
Note
SORRY IF IM LEAVING TOO MANY ASKS I PROMISE THIS IS THE LAST ONE 😭
Would you drink this? For 1,000g maybe?
Also hi mod!! You’re freakin’ amazing n’ I love your content. Keep it up! 🫶
Anyways bye <3
i hate to be the bearer of bad news… but i’d drink that for free.
i don’t know if my stomach would forgive me for it.
30 notes
·
View notes
Note
hi shane!! how does it feel to be the coolest person in pelican town?
trying to sweet talk me... what do you want, money? a check? a car? my soul?
i’m a fucking mess. but y'know, maybe that's cool to you. to each their own.
26 notes
·
View notes
Last Seen Blogs
kierancaz
Kree
lo-andbehold
I’m So Normal About Peter Nureyev
yesimjustheretobrowsestuff
I only came to browse but now I post occasionally I guess
whatever-blanks-your-blank
That Really Salts My Apples, Man
that1shitposter
♡bunny♡