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l3viat8an · 3 months

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MC: the human life is a strained and tense one. I envy the life of a smooth rock….resting on the beach warmed by the sun...unaware of the trials and tribulations of human life.

Satan: Do you need to talk?

MC: I wish I was a croissant.

#MC is vv tired and needs a nap- (or therapy)#surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#obey me!#obey me #om!#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #obey me mc #obey me satan #om! incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #om! satan #om! mc #om! shitpost

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bite-sized-devil · 2 years

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Lucifer: "So which one of us brothers are you actually interested in?"

MC: "Satan"

Lucifer: "A safe choice"

MC: *Thinking back to the time Satan nearly killed Asmo for putting cute notes in one of his books* "I wouldn't use the word safe, intense maybe, insane definitely."

#obey me!#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me satan #obey me! mc #obey me! lucifer #obey me! satan #om!#om! mc #om! lucifer #om! satan #om! shitpost #om! shall we date #obey me simp #cat boy satan #satan x mc #saadie's scripts 🌻

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devildomangel · 2 months

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MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.

-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-

Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?

MC: I'm watching the eclipse.

Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom

MC: Shhh! It's starting!

Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*

Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*

MC: Hell yeah

#obey me shall we date #obey me #obey me crack #obey me shitpost #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #om beelzebub #om belphegor #om lucifer #om mc #omswd lucifer #omswd mc #omswd beelzebub #omswd belphie #obey me imagines #obey me scenarios

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shootingstarrfish · 5 months

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nothing happened but he deliberately says it like this to piss his brothers off

#he totally pretends to be oblivious about it too cause he's a lil shit <33333 #obey me #obey me nightbringer #omswd #om! belphegor #belphegor #obey me art #shitpost

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anintrovertedechoe · 1 year

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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whatever-fanfics · 7 months

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Headcanon that the demons and angels don't have that instinct when somethings wrong.

MC *feels the hairs on their arms stand up*: Somethings wrong

Solomon *feels a pit in his stomach*: I agree

Demons and Angels: What the fuck

*Something goes wrong*

The Demons and Angels: What the F U C K 🤯😱🤯

#obey me #om! reblog #obey me shall we date #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me leviathan #obey me beel #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #I feel like Barbatos would know about this but still #obey me mephisto #obey me raphael #obey me simeon #obey me thirteen #obey me shitpost

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temis-de-leon · 16 days

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MC deadass writes with hooves.

They grab a pen with hooves and just do stacks of homework.

I don't even do my homework and I have fingers.

MC walks, eats, messages and writes with fucking hooves.

#obey me #obey me! shall we date?#om! shall we date #om! swd #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #sheep mc #obey me sheep mc

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pyr0man1c · 1 month

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Imagine accidentally shocking one of the demons or angels because of static electricity, like when you rub your hand on a blanket and when you touch something it shocks you.

Asmo runs up to hug MC and gets surprised when he gets shocked and is super confused and a little scared.

“Oh goodness are you alright!? Why are you electric?”

“I rubbed my hand on a blanket.”

“…Excuse me?”

It happens to Barbatos and despite the fact he’s been alive before human life even he’s a little taken aback, eyes widening a bit before asking us if we are feeling alright.

“Oh, MC, may I ask if you’re feeling well?”

“Yeah that’s just static electricity.”

“Forgive me I must’ve forgotten about it.”

Luke probably thought you were doing it on purpose and got sad about it.

“Why would you do that?..”

“Do what?”

“Shock me..”

“I can’t control that Luke.”

“Oh.”

Simeon thinks it feels funny and laughs a bit at the shock.

“Haha! I’ve always found that feeling interesting.”

Solomon asked if Simeon was into it and Simeon just kinda..stared at him..

#obey me #obey me!#obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me asmodeus #om! shall we date #obey me headcannon #obey me shitpost

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hopeluna · 5 months

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Belphie at Diavolo's parties: this place is so fancy, I don't know which fork to kill myself with

Asmo: the fork on your right.

#this was way funnier when i thought of it in my head #obey me #obey me x reader #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #obey me belphie #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #om! belphegor #om! asmodeus

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meekesthero · 2 months

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conjoured this up real quick

#my mc the one asking btw... just forgot to draw em...#mc clove never gives him a break #obey me #omswd #obey me shall we date #obey me leviathan #obey me levi #om! leviathan #my art #my art stuff #obey me art #obey me shitpost #shitpost art #shitpost

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janahanooo · 4 months

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Did I get inspired by the fact that I was all alone on Valentines day? Yes, so have something I made in my misery.

Mc: I live with seven VERY handsome men

Mc: meaning, I should have at least got something from them, BUT NOOoOooo

Mc: so I wasted a night of making chocolate for nothing!

Barbatos: oh Mc... have some more tea

Mc: *sob* Barbs, why does my love life suck?

Barbatos: *he know that the bros made chocolates for Mc but they were too scared to give it to them*

Barbatos: maybe next year my dear

Mc: *sob* yeah, maybe next year...

Diavolo: OH MC! Happy romantic feelings day!

Mc: *sob* Dia, it's called Valentines day

Diavolo: oh, then HAPPY VALENTINOS DAY

Mc: close enough... and thanks Dia.

Diavolo: have some chocolate and rose! Only the best for you!

Mc: ... you know barbs, I actually don't mind that I didn't get anything from them.

Barbatos: ...alright then. Shall I reserve a dinner for the two of you?

Diavolo: OOOOH, yes! I would like that! Mc, what do you think?

Mc: sure<3

Lucifer: where is Diavolo? *has come to give him the finished documents*

Barbatos: on a date

Barbatos: with Mc

Lucifer: ...oh.

Lucifer: *on the phone* Code red Mammon.

Mammon: *on the otherside of the call* on it boss!

Mammon: *yelling to the others* RELISE SATAN!

Satan: *demonic rampage*

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me brothers #om! lucifer #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #om! mammon #obey me satan #om! satan #obey me diavolo #om! diavolo #obey me barbatos #om! barbatos #obey me mc #obey me shenanigans #obey me shitpost #diavolo x mc

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l3viat8an · 11 months

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*Games night in Levi’s room*

Mammon: Damn this game is crazy!

MC: Crazy?

MC & Levi:*In perfect sync* I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy? I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with with rats, and rats make me crazy, crazy?-

Mammon: What the fuck is wrong with you two????