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tsukii0002 · 3 days
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Mc after hours and hours of magical teaching with Solomon.
Mc: After so much effort and sacrifice… After work, work and more work …. After so many events and failures…
Mc: Finally… I can turn invisible.
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That dialogue in lessons 15 and 16 remains one of the funniest choices in the game😂.
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devildomangel · 2 months
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MC who was sad that they didn't get to see the Solar Eclipse so Beel and Belphie decided to recreate it for them.
-MC, wearing sunglasses and sitting outside the HOL-
Lucifer: MC! What in the nine circles are you doing out here?
MC: I'm watching the eclipse.
Lucifer: We don't even have a sun in the devildom
MC: Shhh! It's starting!
Beel, Wearing a cardboard cut out of the sun: *Standing still*
Belphie: *Wearing a cardboard cut out of the moon, passes by Beel*
MC: Hell yeah
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zephyrchama · 5 months
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Another Obey Me! headcanon.
Any time the House of Lamentation drops below a certain cleanliness threshold - due to either negligence or wacky shenanigans that result in sections of the house being destroyed - Barbatos comes to confiscate the resident human. MC privileges revoked until the place looks new again.
MC gets to reside in one of the castle's guest rooms and help out with mundane tasks, anything from cooking to minor bureaucratic work, while the brothers toil away to clean the house as fast as they can. Sometimes it can take weeks since Barbatos will make absolutely certain they don't cut any corners. Diavolo calls them occasionally to brag about how much fun he has with MC at tea time.
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elfenslieder · 1 year
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Istg y’all can bet your heads on the fact that Solomon would totally join in simply because it’s hilarious 🤣
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I would love to see obey me MC in a stereotypical horror movie setting, I think the 0 amount of shits they'd give would be very funny
I would pay good money to watch them go about their day to day life while something desperately tries to kill them and becomes more and more devastated by how little MC cares
Horrific Creature haunting MC, in tears: Can't you just pretend to be scared?
MC: You want me to lie?
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turtleybeachin · 2 years
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Sometimes I think about how the other sorcerers must get BIG MAD at MC because they're the first and only human to have a pact with all seven sins, all seven lords of hell.
They should be wealthy beyond understanding, have limitless power, be everything good boys and girls fear about deals with the devil.
And instead they only call upon the pacts for like, stupid shit.
"I heard they summoned Lucifer yesterday???" "Yeah, don't get excited. They didn't want to have to call the cable company to cancel service so they asked him to do it for them."
"Yo, the new kid used their pact to call Satan here! Who died? I didn't see any wild death tolls on the news--" "I saw on Instagram they went to Barnes & Noble and then a shelter to pet cats."
"Did you see they had Beelzebub here last night? And he looked pissed." "I have a friend who works at Olive Garden. Apparently he found the limit to the unlimited salad and breadsticks."
"Was I seeing things or was Asmodeus in town? With Solomon, I assume?" "Nah, with his apprentice." "Oh, were they trying to seduce their way--" "They were trying out those new nail polish robots at Target."
"Ugh, did they summon Mammon? Why??" "Apparently they couldn't reach some of the spell components on a top shelf and didn't want to go get the step stool."
"The new kid is outside with Leviathan, and they're standing real close talking animatedly. You don't think he's scouting ahead for the Navy, do you?" "Nope, walked by them earlier. They're playing Pokemon Go."
"I'm pretty sure that's Belphegor in the lounge near the fireplace." "Yep. Apparently the new kid likes to shove their bare feet under him while he naps, says he's 'the perfect temperature'."
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avonyxx · 1 year
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Im a bit late for valentines but here ya go 😳😳😳🥺
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hopeluna · 2 months
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CW: strong language? idek, kinda domestic with some crack
♡! hope's notes: me after being gone for forever n then doing this shit 😇🙏🏼 also teeny tiny gentle reminder that my requests are open right now <33
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Lucifer doesn't know if it's the incessant tick tock of the clock or the eerily quiet house that is making him uncomfortable and unable to focus on the papers in his hand. Or maybe it's the way you have been burning a stare into the side of his face for the past 20 minutes.
He knows that looks of yours. He dreads it. It's that look that says that you're gonna ask him something that is going to make him question his very existence. Lucifer's eyes momentarily flicker to you when he sees you shift in your seat from the corner of his eye.
"Would you rather-"
"Don't." You pout at him in annoyance.
"Would you rather drink a little bit of your piss or your shit?"
The deep inhale of breath from Lucifer seems to echo in the quiet room, "I would like to do neither."
"But- that's not how it works!" You get up from your momentary position on the couch for the last hour, pushing Lucifer's arms out of the way to sit on his lap. His arms snake around to hold you like it's second nature.
"Lucifer."
"Yes, darling?"
"Choose one of the options."
"No."
His stoic expression almost threatens to break with a smile for the way you grumble and hide your face in his shoulder, muttering under your breath.
The room descends into a comfortable quietness, a sweetness in the air with the dull sounds of pen scratching, papers brushing against papers and your mindless humming as you fidget with the hair on the nape of his neck.
"Would you rather-"
"For fuck's sake."
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a-hopeful-icarus · 1 year
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MC coming back after dying like-
ngl i lowkey wanna make this a sticker
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fleur-dans-la-nuit · 6 months
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MC, talking to Satan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Satan, turing towards Mammon: How tall are you again?
Mammon, dramatically, and hurt: How DARE you-
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lokiangel · 13 days
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Obey me incorrect quotes #35
Belphie-I’d kill someone if you asked me to. Mc- I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.
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tsukii0002 · 3 months
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I've been thinking that growing up surrounded by luxuries and being a prince, Diavolo, as the future heir of Devildom has all in his hands. And everyone around him has been reminding him of it all his life and praising him always in an ostentatious and tiresome way. Always comparing him to the greatest things, the most powerful creatures and the most valuable treasures. Feeling that the flattery is nothing more than an act of pure interest towards his person, empty words.
And then one day Mc arrives, a human who doesn't seem to understand that they are in hell, and stares at him.
Mc: Your eyes are beautifull.
Diavolo: Ha, ha, people usually say to me the look like gold-
Mc: They have the color of sun-kissed honey… Feels like home.
And then, leaves quietly, as if nothing, after dropping the bombshell, leaving Diavolo a blushing mess unable to process what just happened.
That day Barbatos found in his young lord's search history "how to marry a human, being the future king of hell?"
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devildomangel · 1 year
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-texting with asmo-
Asmo: Hi ;)
MC: send dudes
Asmo: you mean nudes?
MC: no, i'm in a fight. Send in Beel
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zephyrchama · 3 months
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(Obey Me! Headcanon)
You might use the brothers' soaps from time to time, but they also use yours in secret.
Except it's less of a secret and more of a headache because all seven of them "borrowing" a little bit of lotion or shampoo (or even chapstick) here and there means you're constantly running out of soap, perpetuating the cycle of having to use theirs.
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flappingdragon · 2 months
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What about overstimulating barbatos to dumbification? That kinda sound nice !!
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OH HELL YES I can't stop thinking about it now (what have you done)
But just imagine pushing him up against the wall and watching him get all flustered like "😳"
But then in the bedroom, you push him onto the bed, start roughly making out with him and begin unbuttoning his uniform.
After ruffling him up, you lean back and admire the pure work of art you've created.
Barbatos is panting, his hair a mess, his chest rising, which is partly exposed now, his face red with desire, and his eyes totally fixated on yours. Gods, if this doesn't awaken something in you, he'd be surprised, because in a matter of seconds, you have him on his hands and knees, his bare ass in the air.
But when it comes to fucking him dumb, you're relentless. You're not giving him time to breathe. He's moaning, screaming, and his eyes are all the way back in his head while his mouth is open wide, whimpering and moaning your name repeatedly.
God its so hot.
You'd tell him to count how many times you've pushed inside but he'd always say something different each time. He'd turn into a incoherent, babbling mess underneath you.
And by morning, he's not walking straight for nearly a month.
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Things general MC canonically likes:
• Chaos
• Horror
• Monstrous Food
I'm sorry but there's no way this idiot would ever be able to happily live in the Celestial Realm. You'd be taking the enrichment out of their enclosure. They'd get a shovel and start trying to dig themself back into The Devildom.
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