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officiallydoubtful · 16 days

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Y’know those evil personas that Youtubers had back in like 2017 or so? I love the idea of those. I think we should bring back using opposite names as like our 'evil persona'. I'll go first, hello everyone, my name is InformallyCertain! Awful to meet you, now I'm off to kick a puppy, or whatever it is evil people do!!

#not exactly sure what to tag tbh #text post #shitpost #i think #girl help im lost in the tags #this does qualify as a shitpost yeah?#yeah #url game #antisepticeye #darkiplier #uhh what other ones where there #didnt pewdipie have one?#pewdiepie #right?#youtuber shitposts #okay i think that's enough tags

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windwyrm · 9 months

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gave Saurf a skaurf

it was a group project

don't even @ me i have receipts

hm

I also have the. more cottage-adjacent receipt version

#he doesn't eat them he rescues them. loser #garryfang cottagecore #does this qualify as a shitpost? NO YOU COWARDS. IT QUALIFIES AS HIGH ART #AND AS SUCH IT SHALL BE TAGGED #LOOK AT THAT LLAMA HAVE YOU SEEN ANYTHING MORE BEAUTIFUL #garrosh/saurfang #saurscream #sketches #garrosh #saurfang #yeah i'm cringe on main what of it

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quetzalpapalotl · 2 years

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hi im new to the transformers fandom. i watched half of season 1 of tfa and all of earthspark and Thats It. do u think im qualified to read eugenesis??? or unqualified? or whatever will be more fun?

I mean, I can't tell you whether you're qualified or not to read a fanfic, but I can give you some context so you can decide if you want to:

Eugenesis is a fanfic written by James Roberts (JRo) who would later go to write the fan-favorite comic More Than Meets the Eye in 2012, which is set in the IDW1/IDW 2005 continuity (more info on that here).

Eugenesis was published in 2001 (being a remix of an earlier, incomplete fanfic also by Roberts) when JRo was part of Transmasters UK (TMUK). A group of fans that would distribute zines, organize cons and collectively write their own fanfic continuity based on the Marvel UK comics (the UK version being different from the US version of the comics, more info on that here)

So, ideally, to read Eugenesis with full context, one would need to have read Marvel UK and the previous TMUK stories. You can find the first online, but a great part of the later has been lost to time. @polyhexian is currently working on an archive of TMUK stuff. Luckily, you can make do without any of these (like I did at the time), because Eugenesis comes with a helpful continuity notes guide whihc you can download here, along with the main text.

I would greatly advice to anyone to read that first, even if you have read Marvel UK, because it also covers TMUK stuff. Eugenesis is still going to be a tad confusing at times, but it'll make things so much easier to understand.

As for my personal recommendation, is Eugenesis good? Is it bad? Well, it is an experience, for sure, I'm obsessed with it. I adore how depressing it is, how it has some of the most touching lines I've read followed by the weirdest description choices and oh boy, does the prose drag at times. It's an amateur work in a way that makes it very raw and I love it, it truly is born out of love.

It has value as a piece of fandom history and as a fan of Robert's later work in Transformers. A lot of concepts that JRo introduces in his comics first appear here, and it's interesting to see his influences and the way his prose has evolved.

Now, this is very important, the way the fandom talks about Eugenesis it's as something very silly, JRo writing a fic for his mechpreg kink. And yeah, I also do that because a lot of the stuff in this is premium material for shitposting. But this is NOT something that's worth reading just for the lolz.

Eugenesis is a very depressing read with a lot of potentially triggering material. Including lots of robot body horror and death, some detailed, some just mentioned in passing. Also suicide, suicidal ideation and suicide attempts. One part goes into detail about a character's mental state before taking their own life, including allucinations, but no one here is ina good mental place. There are also death camps, with torture depersonalization and detailed inhumane treatment. This is holocaust with robots. One chapter is literally titled "The Anti Holocaust". It does throw you bones at the end, but at it's core is a book about futility.

Depending on what you can stomatch, it may not actually be that bad, some even wish it was worse. But I don't know you, so I want to give you a fair warning, and I repeat, it is not worth reading just for a laugh.

Sorry for all that infodump. You may do whatever you want with this information. I hope it helps and feel free to ask any more questions!

#eugenesis #quetzal rambles tf

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eggblackoutpoetry · 5 months

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what's your criteria for egg posting does the post just need egg or does it also have to be hilarious

your blackouts always get a ligh out of me after a serious shitpost lol

I’m glad you like the gimmick! Basically the latter, yeah. It obviously needs to contain 2 g’s after an e for it to be qualifiable, but I’m also looking for quality shitposts.

#asks #not blackout poetry #unfotp

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icharchivist · 1 year

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i find the gimmick account really fun especially considering we want to preserve a3 and the memory of what it was like in its heyday as much as possible, but i must admit that seeing it twice in my activity gave me a big whiplash, i never would have thought my silly shitposts would qualify as “heritage” post it feels surreal

and as someone who made *does the math* about 4530 posts about a3 on my tumblr, at LEAST, this is well. yeah.

LIKE i’m not even upset on being on the blog i’m just super surprised and it’s just daunting on me that i left at least a bit of an “impact” even if it’s too strong of a word on this fandom. mindboggling.

#i want to say 'wtf does that qualify as heritage posts' but it's true the posts are funny < unbiased #iT'S JUST. SURPRISING OKAY.#i started rambling out of 'at least people don't really have to see what i say bc i'm obnoxious and just need some place to vent'#so this is. mind statics.#ichatalks

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hauntedarbys · 9 months

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band fandoms are so intimidating. like. with movies and tv shows i can at least go "yeah i've seen all of [whatever piece of media], i'm Qualified to make this shitpost" but with music??? do i have to listen to every ghost album before i start reblogging papa emeritus thirst traps????? do i have to listen to them multiple times?? do i have to have seen them live? am i allowed to go see them live if i'm not a True Fan???? does my faceblind ass need to be able to tell the papas apart???????

and, yes, i am fully aware that:

#shut me up

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icantbelievesepticpiewon · 5 years

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more like icantbelievethatgotnotes

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goblins-riddles-or-frocks · 2 years

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vi what is going on omg

I don’t even know, it’s bizarre!

Basically my original point was that sometimes when people in fandom have a favorite character, they tend to bend over backwards to justify every single thing they’ve ever done. Or to explain why they’re Not Bad Actually.

This gets… thorny with the Millennium characters in Hellsing. I know the quick argument is to say “Well no one is claiming Millennium characters don’t suck.” Which true! The thing that fans seem to want to argue the most is that their faves aren’t actually Nazis. And what I see happen most often is people starting to add qualifiers about what makes a real Nazi, in order to absolve their anime characters. And it can, and often does, quickly slide into actual Nazi apologist rhetoric. You can get the typical “just following orders” type excuses and even more convoluted “well what does a swastika mean, really?” arguments.

Millennium characters are explicitly, in canon, literal WWII Nazis. When you start splitting hairs over that, it’s really uncomfortable!

And honestly I have seen a lot of it over the years. On tumblr, on reddit (sooo much on reddit jfc), on Discord servers— that I promptly left lmao. I have no intention though of randomly tagging people who I feel have posted distasteful things or getting into fights with them. I don’t have the time or the interest!

But that one person apparently felt the need to make their outrage over me complaining about something on my own blog into everyone’s problem. They seem determined to believe that I am like, personally harassing and policing anyone who likes Millennium characters? Anyway I literally could not care less who likes them, and that is not what I meant by Nazi apologism.

They’re definitely not characters I care about? I find them kind of boring and distasteful outside of their roles as villains/what they thematically represent for the other characters, so I don’t personally write fic or meta stuff about them. But like I’ve literally also made dumb shitposts and jokes about Millennium characters. I cannot state enough how much I do not care about someone deciding to RP as or write fic for them. I have a job, I pay taxes lmao. It’s not my problem.

Anyway I blocked that person so they’d stop trying to talk to me, and then instead they decided to do a weird callout post esque screencapping of my post thread, even though it’s literally all public and in a single post. I’m not sure what they’re trying to accomplish? But the entitlement and sealioning is incredibly funny.

On a semi related note, someone else also told me that apparently a blog in the replies to my post had a call out post written about them? I literally don’t know anything about that lol I only vaguely recognize the url as someone who’s sent me asks in the past. We’re not mutuals, I don’t know them. Sorry?

I don’t typically get into fights on tumblr, and I wasn’t trying to get into one now! I can literally count on one hand the number of times I’ve gotten into tumblr drama over the like decade I’ve been on this site with various accounts. But yeah apologies for spamming the dash with nonsense omg

#nazis for ts #@ my followers really really sorry for making you watch this nonsense play out lol #this is what I get for engaging with their initial reblog of my post #hellsing #I’m not walking back anything I said though #I stand by it 🤷‍♀️#anyway I’m going to try not to spam about this anymore unless something egregious happens #discourse #i ramble sometimes

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elfindreams · 2 years

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Hit me with ur sans opinions

OKAY HERE WE GO

Favorite thing:

Despite him being an apathetic shitposter, I really like how Sans is... actually a pretty hopeful person? Dude’s secretly depressed as shit even though that “ohhh okay yeah that’s what’s going on, huh” moment only comes quite late in the game and you see what his room looks like, and of course the Lost Soul dialogue during the final boss fight. But he has friends and shows interest in his normal hobbies and sincerely wants to be Frisk’s friend, in the murder route he apparently held out hope that if the player was shown enough kindness, you would willingly go back and fix all the bad things you did and be everyone’s friend instead. Like, way past the point where that clearly wasn’t going to happen. My man is TRYING SO HARD

Least favorite thing:

There are a myriad of Sans-related things which evoke responses from me ranging from disinterested apathy to a mild eyeroll to rabid frothing rage, but none of it has anything to do with the character himself, so it feels unfair to count that against ‘em... uhhh I bet he’s the type of person to talk with their mouth absolutely FULL of food and it would enrage me even more than it usually does because HOW ARE YOU EVEN DOING THAT SIR

Favorite line of dialogue:

Yeah yeah there are the intensely raw lines everyone chooses, and rightfully so, but I got a soft spot in my heart for the prank call where he asks if your refrigerator is running, and if you try to be contrary by saying no, he responds with “ok, i’ll send someone over to fix it. thanks for letting me know. good communication is important”. I seem to remember yelling something like “askdjdbdp YEAH OKAY THANKS SANS, THANKS” at the screen when it happened in my first play through, and my brother cackling bc he didn’t get that call when he played the game and didn’t even know to expect it.

BROTP:

Do actual brothers qualify? If not, uhhh Toriel probably. Joke buddies!

OTP:

I see Sans as pretty much aroace but could equally see him ending up in a very casual FWB thing with Alphys, or in an actual relationship in scenarios where Undyne isn’t in the picture, like the queen Alphys ending. It would be cute and their personalities and general vibes are super compatible imo, but on the flipside I could see their flaws feeding into each other and spiraling downward real quick, especially in the particular scenario of the Queen Alphys ending because uhhh yeah emotional trauma for everybody who didn’t die. Sans is so passive and lazy and conflict-avoidant that he would just enable all of Alphys’ worst behaviors, she would become increasingly isolated and depressed and paranoid and drag him down with her, it would be a mess. (I mean he kind of already does that in canon by helping her keep the Amalgamates a secret instead of intervening in any way??? SHE’S KEEPING PEOPLE LOCKED IN HER BASEMENT DUDE, HOLY SHIT) Sans x a healthier diet and sleep schedule and maybe some talk therapy = the true OTP.

NOTP:

Sans x Frisk. If it’s in the context of a fanwork where Frisk was already an adult when they fell into the Underground, then I guess I won’t HATE it hate it... nah jk I still super hate it, c’mon man why does this literal babeychild need to get shipped with anyone, much less an adult? Let Sans be the goofy sitcom dad figure he was always meant to be, dang it!

Random headcanon:

I’m sure I’ve posted this before but OH WELL, Sans doesn’t actually know what sex is. I mean he appreciates a good 69 joke as much as any not-self-respecting shitposter, but he’s Literally A Talking Cartoon Skeleton and this topic has zero relevance to his life, so he never bothered to look it up or ask anybody. (Papyrus does, though. Confirmed chad.)

Alternatively—

When used against a murderous soul with high LV, Sans’ KARMA ability does damage over time and drains health. However, if a KARMA “attack” were used upon someone with a clean and pure soul, it would have the reverse effect and heal them. Combine that with Sans’ terrible offensive and defensive stats, and you have... a classic white mage with an absolutely BUSTED spell mechanic at his disposal. In a Deltarune-style fight with other party members to physically defend him, all of whom are heroic good guy characters, Sans would make a superb healer. Alas, his abilities are only situationally useful and his boss battle in Undertale is the exact reverse of that scenario, so he’s stuck trying to make do with what he’s got.

(And now I’m having war flashbacks to that dreadful 1v1 fight in Final Fantasy Tactics where I had to minmax my main character’s abilities and equipment and hope to god that the RNG would work out in my favor because all along he’d only ever been expected to fight as part of a team and I hadn’t leveled him up very much... cinematic parallels!)

Unpopular opinion:

Absolutely none, everyone agrees with me and Sir Tobias Foxington himself manifested physically in my house to give me a gold star sticker

Song I associate with them:

uhhh I’ve got a few but how about Many Lives -> 49 MP by Owen Pallett

It’s about a clairvoyant who obsessively stares into the future and keeps seeing/hearing his middle-aged self frantically yelling back through time and urging him to invest more money, dammit. Idk how well the lyrics actually fit but like, VIBES??? lmao

Favorite picture:

#:D #long post #HAPPY SUNDAY!#edit: oh yeah also as far as headcanons... he’s trans. everyone is trans. fuck yeah that’s not even a headcanon it’s just canon

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judas-redeemed · 3 years

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i was tagged by @bandnerdleo <3

1. why did i choose ur url?

i changed it so many times but the current one just sounded cute + it fit my new pfp (which has actually been my discord pfp for several months now)

2. any side blogs?

nope!! tho i do have other blogs, theyre just not active. havent been for months.

3. how long have u been on tumblr?

since december??? of 2016 i think??? too fuckin long let me tell u that

4. do u have a quene tag?

nope!! i rarely quene anything tbh. but even if i did, no i didnt <3

5. why did u start this blog?

it was originally a sapphic yearning blog!! made for sapphic yearning!! but i wanted to post random shit unrelated to that, so i have since became a random tumblr blog

6. why did u choose ur icon/pfp?

so as i mentioned, it was originally my discord pfp. i got it to match someone who was very briefly my gf (hi prae!! hope ur doing alright) but i kept it after we broke up bc i liked it.

7. why did u choose ur header?

it. it. it matches..............

8. whats ur post w the most notes?

its my most popular uquiz, "how does it feel to be loved by u?" it has like 26k notes i think??

9. how many mutuals do u have?

no freaking clue but i love u all <3 its not ur fault im bad at counting <3

10. how many followers do u have?

441

11. how many ppl do u follow?

319

12. have u ever made a shitpost?

idk exactly what qualifies but im positive i have at least once

13. how much do u use tumblr?

i dont post all that much, but i do scroll thru it quite a bit

14. have u ever fought w another tumblr?

when i was younger, i did quite a bit. but i try to avoid that now. i mostly just block ppl.

15. how do u feel abt those "u need to reblog posts"?

well they are wrong bc i dont <3 but more seriously i dont think guilting is the right tactic. if i see that i dont reblog 9 times out of 10

16 + 17 do u like tag games? what abt ask games?

kinda?? depends on my mood!! but i love love love ask games

18. which of ur mutuals do u think is tumblr famous?

tbh i have no concept of tumblr fame (one of my fave parts of tumblr is that it feels like we're all screaming into the void) but i feel like im mutuals w some pretty popular sapphic blogs

19. do u have a crush on any of ur mutuals?

yeah :)

i tag @lovingly-longing-wlw (or ur main blog if u want) @froggiesapphic @strwbrysapphic and anyone else who wants to do it!!

#mine #tag game #long post

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ii-kanjiiiii · 3 years

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A Crazy Day at Miku Expo

A Vocaloid shitpost story

Warnings: swearing, contains Kaito x Meiko

Chapter 1

It was a normal day in the Cryptonloid household, like always. It was 12pm and Meiko was already up because she’s a normal person.

“GET UP YOU IDIOTS WE HAVE TO LEAVE FOR MIKU EXPOOO!!!!” she woke the rest of the Cryptonloids up as she was a thoughtful person.

“OH SHIT I FORGOT!!” Miku screamed. Her hair looked like Chuckie Finster from Rugrats but had a much larger mass.

“WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WE’RE PERFORMING TONIGHT?!!? PLS NOOOOO I HAVE A PIMPLE!!!” Len cried.

Miraculously, all of them had somehow forgotten that they had a Miku Expo concert in the mystical country of Hajarputa that night. Except for Meiko, because she was a responsible person.

Once they were done packing and getting ready, they went into their private Miku jet which was covered with Miku faces and had big words that said “HATSUNE MIKU” because Miku is the best and owns the world.

Inside, ‘World is Mine’ was playing on loop and the wall was covered in Miku wallpaper and posters. Meiko sat on a Miku couch at the front, because Meiko is queen and is obviously the sexiest one. Kaito, being the simp that he is, sat next to her.

Luka went all the way to the back of the Miku jet and sat in a Miku chair in the corner, away from everyone else as she was tired of everyone’s bullshit.

Miku and the demonic twins were in the middle, just jumping around and throwing shit everywhere as they were still high as fUCK from the FRUIT loops they ate for breakfast.

Suddenly, ‘World is Mine’ stopped playing, and the pilot made an announcement through the plane intercom. Or whatever it’s called lmao I don’t know.

“Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome onboard Flight Miku. We will be taking off from Sapporo to Hajarputa. I am Sonic the Hedgehog and I am your pilot for today. Just kidding bitch, my name is actually うんち(‘Jonathan Harris’ in Japanese). We are expected to reach Hajarputa in about 22 hours. I swear to God, PLEASE put on your seatbelts or you’re gonna fucking die. We also ask that you ensure your seats are in the upright position for take-off, if not you’ll fucking die. Please turn off all personal electronic devices, if not you’ll fucking die as well. Don’t smoke too, cause you’ll get lung cancer and fucking die. Thank you for choosing Miku Airlines. Enjoy your flight. I definitely will not crash this plane. I swear.”

'World is Mine’ was back playing on loop again.

“Well that was comforting,” Meiko said, being a sarcastic piece of shit.

“Lol what? I don’t remember hiring this man,” Miku said. “Lol, whatever,” she shrugged.

Some time after the Miku Jet took off, Kaito and Meiko started fighting over what they would name their non-existent kid that they would never have.

“If she’s a girl, Sakura is the best name!! It represents beauty and optimism,” Kaito said.

“It also represents death,” Meiko argued. “And who the fuck names their kid after a plant? Enaado is the best name!!”

“The fuck kinda name is Enaado?” Len, who was seated far away from them, muttered to himself. Meiko, who was somehow able to hear him, pulled a super soaker gun out of nowhere and squirted him all the way from the other end of the plane.

Some hours later, the vocaloids were bored as heck and ‘World is Mine’ playing on loop was driving them to insanity(except for Miku of course).

“Can you turn that shit off, Miku? I swear to God, if I hear “sekai de ichiban ohime-sama” one more damn time, my internal organs are going to explode,” Luka said, smashing her head against the wall.

“Geez, fine, Luka! You don’t have to be so mean about it, it’s not my fault you don’t know how to appreciate good art,” Miku rolled her eyes, then she changed the song to ‘Popipo’ on loop, which was probably 100x worse.

“YOU’RE my sekai de ichiban ohime-sama, Me-chan~<3” Kaito UwU-ed. She smacked him with a magazine.

Another time skip, Miku wanted to play truth or dare lmao. Luka, Miku and the twins sat in a circle and started playing.

“Oh yeah, by the way, Mei-nee and Kai-nii are in the game too,” Miku said.

“Wtf no thanks,” Meiko immediately said, not looking up from her magazine about self control & anger management.

“No, you can’t escape, Mei-nee,” Miku replied, staring intensely into her soul. She then got a piece of rope out of nowhere and tied Meiko and Kaito to their chairs.

“TRUTH OR DARE, MEI-NEE?” Miku asked, her eye twitching.

“Ugh, fine. Truth,” Meiko replied, as she had no other choice.

Meanwhile, Kaito was having Vietnam war flashbacks as Miku tying him to the chair reminded him of that one time he got kidnapped by Sonic the Hedgehog. (An event that happened in my other fanfic that I’m not going to post.)

“Do you want to make out with Kai-nii?” Miku asked with a stupid shitty grin on her face.

“What the fuck? Oh, HELL NO. I think I already know how this is gonna go,” Meiko muttered.

“AnSwEr tHe qUeStiOn!!!” Miku yelled impatiently, flipping the fucking table.

“Dare!” Meiko quickly said, sweating.

“I dare you to make out with Kai-nii,” Miku said, raising her eyebrows up and down like fucking Mr. Bean.

Upon hearing this, Kaito’s attention was caught and he snapped out of his Vietnam war flashbacks.

“GODDAMN IT!!” Meiko cursed.

“Oh my GOD, Kaito. Don’t give me THAT look,” Meiko said, terrified for her life as she noticed Kaito looking at her with considerable interest.

“Why the hell did you give that dare, Miku? Literally NO ONE wants to see that shit,” Len said, staring judgingly at Miku. He definitely did not have to see his parents smashing their faces together.

“Yeah, Len’s right,” Luka said. “Aight, Imma head out. Bye bitches,” she flipped her fabulous long hair and strolled out elegantly. Once she reached her seat at the far corner of the plane, she opened her laptop and looked at images of the Gingerbread Man from Shrek.

“Shut up Len and just watch the show!” Rin, who was just as delusional as Miku, scolded.

“MEIKOUT MEIKOUT MEIKOUT MEIKOUT MEIKOUT” the crazy girls started chanting.

I’m so sorry

I really have no idea where this shitty fanfic is going

TIME SKIP LOL

It was nighttime and the Cryptonloids were sleeping in their beds with Miku blankets and ‘Popipo’ was still playing on loop. Suddenly, the Miku Jet started shaking really hard, then everyone flew out of their beds and hit their heads on the ceiling. After a few seconds, the Miku Jet stopped shaking and everyone fell back to the ground.

“Heh heh, sorry folks. Just a little air turbulence is all,” Pilot うんち announced.

“What the actual FUCK?? “A ‘liTtLE’ aIR tUrBuLeNcE” he said!! I don’t think we should be entrusting that guy with our LIVES!!” Meiko seethed. “I’m going to have a word with him.” she stormed off to the Pilot’s cabin.

“Wait Me-chan, I’ll come too,” Kaito said, and tagged along with her for extra support because he was a good boyfriend.

Once they reached the Pilot’s cabin, she slid open the door and shouted “LISTEN UP, MISTER, DO YOUR DAMN JOB PROPERLY!!”

“Oh, Meiko-san, hello!” the pilot spun his chair around and smiled. “Oh, Kaito, you’re here too! How’s it going, buddy? Has Sonic been bothering you any more?”

Meiko and Kaito’s eyes widened as they realised who the pilot was.

“FUKASE??!!!!” they screamed in shock. His Ronald Mcdonald hair was unmistakable.

“No, I’m うんち. Who the hell is Fukase?” うんち/Fukase said.

“WHY ARE YOU FLYING A PLANE, FUKASE??!! AREN’T YOU LIKE, FOURTEEN?!??!!!” Meiko screamed.

“Uh, no, I’m fifteen. Also, the age of consent in Japan is thirteen, sooo I don’t see any problem with it,” he replied.

“WHAT THE HELL DOES AGE OF CONSENT HAVE TO DO WITH FLYING A PLANE???!!” Meiko screamed, ripping her hair out. I really need to stop using scream.

"Umm… with all due respect, Fukase, are you even qualified for this?” Kaito spoke up.

“Yeah, DUH. I’ve had years worth of flight experience from Microsoft Flight Simulator on the Xbox!” he replied. “What kinda dumb shit would hire someone who ISN’T qualified??”

“oH mAN OH GOD OUR LIVES ARE IN THE HANDS OF THAT DUMB KID OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD OH MAN OH GOD-“ Meiko was hyperventilating in the corner and hugging her legs, sweat pouring down her face. It was unlike her to freak out like this, she was usually calm and kept her cool. However, this is Fukase we’re talking about, and any rational person would be freaking out and fearing for their lives.

“Breathe, Me-chan, breathe,” Kaito attempted to calm her down. “Don’t worry, okay? Everything’s gonna be just fine. Nothing bad will happen. Everything is okay,” he assured her, hugging her tightly.

“How would YOU know that???” she asked.

“I don’t,” he replied. “When things get rough, denial is all we have,” he said, giving his Stupid Bakaito Grin™.

TO BE CONTINUED MAYBE???1??1

#im so sorry #vocaloid #fanfic #vocaloid fanfic #hatsune miku #meiko #kaito #kagamine len #kagamine rin #megurine luka #trash

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izayoichan · 3 years

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Check In Tag ✔️

Well I am probably late for this as well then, but thanks for the tag @fataleromeo

Why did you choose your URL? – Well Izayoi is always taken, and I didn’t think of Izayoiri until later, so every single link I made in my stories will break if I change it to that now.. so yeah. It became a way to use my general internet name in this blod as well.

Any side blogs? – Nope, none

How long have you been on tumblr? – I think two years ish.. something like that at least

Do you have a queue tag? – Ehm.. since I don’t know what that is, I will go with no.

Why did you start your blog in the first place? – I followed a friend who posted art on tumblr, so to follow and rightfully give her all the love she deserved, and when looking around I stumbled over the simblr community, and here we are today.

Why did you choose your icon/pfp? – It’s my vtuber/png that I use for streaming instead of my self. They are boss-cat and his stardragon, very much inspired by my sims and @mahvaladara awesome dragons and lore.

Why did you choose your header? – I change it between the drawings I commissioned/got from @mahvaladara as I love them, and the new setup I found that I do love, does not have the way the old one had to swap between images, so I try and remember doing it manually.

What’s your post with the most notes? – My current give away I think, which is not surprising at all. I am normally lucky if I get above 10 on anything else, so there wasn’t much competition 😎

How many mutuals do you have? – If I counted it right.. 42.. I think (good number) I was never any good with social media stuff though so

How many followers do you have? – 424 still many more than I thought I’d ever see.

How many people do you follow? – 107, like I said, not good with social media.

Have you ever made a shitpost? – Ehm, not sure what qualifies as one, so maybe?

How often do you use tumblr each day? – I am kinda active all day, I like to check to read the stories I love, and when those are posted, I tend to be much less active.

Did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? who won? – Nope, I do not do drama, can’t be arsed.

Do you like tag games? – Yes, depending on what kind it is

Do you like ask games? – I love them, but I know I am often bad at asking others, and I fear almost always to not be interesting enough, or have a good enough story to be asked, so I also often skip.

Which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? – I don’t know tbh.. I have no idea what qualifies you as tumblr famous?

Do you have a crush on a mutual? – Nope.

I will tag @dandylion240 @mahvaladara @katmk36 @gumdropsimstop I think most everyone else has been tagged and I probably tagged some that already have. Do it if you want to, and of course if not, skip it :)

#I am small in every social media regard #you get used to it #its a bit like streaming for one person #knowing that one person is yourself #but it is fine #it really is in every case #it would probably be a lot of work otherwise #I'm just happy to have someone enjoy the stories #that is all thats needed

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oi-felix-cmere-bro · 3 years

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Oh look, it’s time for Kris’s opinion

I’m going to get a Gina Linetti-style hoodie made that says this.

Anyway, I have thoughts and you’re lucky enough to get to hear them.

I’m a huge nerd for the Olympics. I’ll watch just about any event but swimming and gymnastics are my favorites in the summer (in the winter it’s figure skating and, oddly, bobsled).

I also have had struggles with my mental health. So with those two things being said I need to talk about Simone Biles for a second.

First: The only person on the planet who is qualified to talk about Simone Biles, her mental health, and how she should take care of it is: Simone Biles. If that is not your name, shut up.

Second-of-ly: When high profile people commit suicide - examples include Robin Williams, Anthony Bourdain, Chris Cornell, the list can and sadly does go on - people always say: “Wow, I had no idea. Why didn’t they reach out if they were struggling?”

And then Simone Biles - who is probably the greatest in the world at what she does - reaches out, admits she’s struggling, and gets torn to shreds for it.

That. Right there.

That is why people don’t reach out.

They’re afraid that what’s happening to Simone right now is going to happen to them. That they’ll be told their struggles aren’t that important, taking time out to sort through their issues is selfish, you name it.

When I was diagnosed with depression and anxiety, Ben immediately told me that he was proud of me for seeking help and that he would do everything in his power to help me get the care I needed. My mother, on the other hand, hit me with the classic “You don’t look depressed. What do you have to be depressed about, anyway?”

Yeah, if you want to say the exact wrong thing to someone, that’s a good one. Ben immediately ripped her a new one over it and she apologized for her ignorance, but not everyone is that lucky.

So, to sum up: Talk about your struggles if you want, don’t if you don’t want, shut up if someone else talks about theirs. And if someone reaches out to you, don’t criticize them. Figure out what they need from you and do that thing. if they actively want you to help them, work with them to figure out what that looks like. If they just want you to listen, listen!

Okay. Back to your regularly scheduled shitposting.

#simone biles #tw: mental health #tw: depression #tw: anxiety #tw: suicide

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where-all-the-time-went · 3 years

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interview tag game

was tagged earlier by @wtylas but forgot to do this so here we are

why did you choose your url?

i used to really love the song "where'd all the time go" by dr dog. i still like it although not as much. it was also me predicting i'd procrastinate a lot on tumblr once I got used to the website. i was right.

do you have any side blogs?

no. technically I have a few URLs because I was gonna make some sideblogs but then I just didn't

how long have you been on tumblr?

september 2020. i think specifically September 23? I'm too lazy to check. so yeah I'm still a bit of a newbie

do you have a queue tag?

i almost never use my queue but when I do I probably just write #queue? idk I've forgotten, it's been too long

why did you choose your icon/pfp?

procrastination. again lmao. also to match my header which I'll explain next

why did you choose your header?

lemons were sort of an inside joke about me with my friends in middle school, and i still thought that was pretty funny. plus they taste good.

which of your posts has the most notes?

this one. gotta love how much the spop fandom loves our polycule ships.

how many mutuals do you have?

lemme go count. 15. i lowkey wanna follow more of my followers but then I'm also lazy. idk tumblr is wack

how many followers do you have?

51

how many people do you follow?

exactly 100. nice.

have you ever made a shitpost?

pretty sure that's like 90% of my original posts.

how often do you use tumblr?

...a lot.

have you ever had a fight/argument with another blog? who won?

uh this is kind of an odd question and I'm just not gonna respond to it, although i will say the "who won" bit feels... weird?

how do you feel about "you need to compare this" posts?

what does this mean?

do you like tag games?

depends on my mood and the game i guess

do you like ask games?

a lot lmao. i want asks. send me asks.

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

idk what really counts as tumblr famous, but i don't think any of my moots qualify? i will say that sometimes some of them scare me a bit with the amount of notes they get though

do you have a crush on a mutual?

no

alright! I'm gonna tag @yo-kiyooo, @flat-as-a-board and @friendofthecrows

#tag game

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cobaltqueen · 3 years

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Playlist Tag Game: tagged by @quacquiapulia thank you <3

rules: we're snooping in your playlist. Put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs (including music only stuff like OSTs as well as songs) and then choose 10 victims

Skipping this part cuase I don’t a have a playlist lol

why did you choose your url?

snotqueen was taken (no beef with that user though! i dont know them but hey great url taste!)

any side-blogs? If you have them, name them and why you have them.

yeah but i try to keep them separate for organizational sake

how long have you been on tumblr?

i think since 2015? i am not 100% sure though

do you have a queue tag?

I don’t! But I do have a queue

why did you start your blog in the first place?

Honestly? I’m not really sure? I think I just wanted one

why did you choose you icon/pfp?

Am trans, Ulme and Gorn are the funniest Wicki characters but Ulmes (pfp) character design is funnier

why did you choose your header?

The Rebels episode it’s from is very pretty and as soon as i saw the mural i wanted it as my header. Also I am obsessed with the mortis gods, like, why does star wars need a holy trinity?? What for??

What's your post with the most notes?

Dave strider & Po from kung fu panda venn diagram

how many people do you follow?

136

have you ever made a shitpost?

yes, see my most popular post for example

how often do you use tumblr?

god i spent way too much time on this site

did you have a fight/argument with a blog once? Who won?

yeah, sort of? on a sideblog, and no one cause i dropped out once i realized they weren’t listening to me

how do you feel about 'you need to reblog this post'?

mildly annoyed, but enough to make me not want to reblog the post 50% of the time

do you like tag games?

Yes! They are very fun!

which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?

Honestly probably half of them? But i dont what qualifies as tumblr famous

do you have a crush on a mutual?

Define “crush” but mentally i am adding little flowers and stars and hearts to their urls

Phone Photo Meme Game

rules: choose one picture from ur camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 ppl

Tahnk you very much for tagging me :D!

I don't really know who to tag myself, maybe @luckycheifd but feel free and very welcome to do this!! We don't even have to be mutuals i would love to see it!

#tag game #about me

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tearlessrain · 3 years

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30 questions tag game

Tagged by: @mercurypilgrim (thanks!)

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 5 blogs you are contractually obligated to know better.

Name/nickname: I’ve been going by tearless/tearlessrain for so long that a friend once called me that in person and I did not notice that it wasn’t my name until they said something. but I also have a lot of other names, only two of which have legal relevance.

Gender: male

Star sign: virgo, but I’ve been told by the local astrology gays that I’m also an aquarius moon and that it “explains a lot”

Height: 5′2

Birthday: a secret. I do not like being the center of attention.

Time: it’s like 3:40am. I will experience deep regret tomorrow, and I will learn nothing from this.

Favorite bands: queen feels like a cop out but like I’m never really not in the mood to listen to queen. linkin park, unironically. and all the different permutations of the crosby/stills/nash/young/simon/garfunkle cloud.

A few I am currently listening to, though: I can’t really call out specific bands/artists because I’m mostly listening to my oc playlists lately (I literally can’t stay in a bad mood listening to riska’s playlist and that’s just the energy I need in my life right now).

Favorite solo artists: (all together now) david bowie. also hozier and joni mitchell.

Song stuck in my head: O Come All Ye Faithful, in latin, for some fucking reason. it’s been there for days. send help.

Last movie: Kung Fu Panda, discord server was having a movie night.

Last show: WandaVision but I’m behind on it (loved the first two episodes but now I can feel the Marvel-ness looming again and I dread it)

When did I create this blog: god I don’t even remember, I’ve been here since the first age and never changed accounts/urls so like. around ten years now I think.

What do I post: whatever the hell passes through my brain from moment to moment, I can’t believe anyone follows me. lately a lot of rambling about my swtor ocs, sometimes it’s tolkien/silmarillion content, sometimes I liveblog terrible movies on purpose, sometimes it’s isaac asimov hours, sometimes just shitposting or unsolicited opinions about completely random things I’m not qualified to talk about. the only thing I can be relied on to provide is reblogs of ocean and horse photos, but not on any kind of consistent schedule.

Last thing googled: celtic invasion of portugal. I got slightly sidetracked from something else I was doing.

Other blogs: I’ve got art over at @tearlessrainart, horny art over at @a-world-of-osha-violations, and a little pile of extremely specific sideblogs I rarely use.

Do I get asks: not often, but those I do get are appreciated. except you, ray bans bot. I don’t appreciate you.

Why I chose my url: I originally used it as a deviantart handle (still there) because it wasn’t taken and I liked the overall way it sounded, and kept it because it’s rarely taken anywhere. and now it’s been ten years so like it’s stuck at this point.

Following: 305

Followers: 1392 which is far more than I deserve given my wildly inaccessible blogging style

Average hours of sleep: 7-8 hours usually but my actual sleep schedule skews late. I’ve never been one of those people who can skate by on 5 hours and be functional, if I get less than 6 hours I am absolutely useless and was that way even in high school/college when everyone else was pulling all nighters and shit.

Lucky number: I honestly have never understood lucky numbers, and how much I like any given number is solely dependent on how appealing its colors are according to my synesthesia. if anyone’s wondering, 420 is a hideously tacky blue/orange clusterfuck, but 69 is pleasantly greyscale.

Instruments: I play the flute, in that I own a flute that I was pretty good at playing in high school and can, if I choose, still play notes on it. I also own a melodica but I cannot play it, which to be clear does not stop me from playing it.

What am I wearing: pajama pants and a sith cloak. which sounds like a joke but I do actually own a set of sith robes and the cloak happens to be warm and very comfortable so I just kinda. wear it around the house sometimes in the winter.

Dream job: ornamental lighthouse hermit who may or may not be a wizard.

more realistically though I’m hoping to go into sfx makeup and cosmetology (I was like a week away from getting my license when the apocalypse hit)

Dream trip: I’d love to visit australia and new zealand, would also very much like to go back to scotland and possibly just not leave scotland.

Favorite food: sushi, specifically good salmon nigiri. god it’s so good. smeagol was right.

Nationality: regrettably, american.

Favorite song: god I have no idea. uh. I really like the boy in the bubble by paul simon. something about the visuals in that song speak to me.

Last book read: rereading The Robots of Dawn by Isaac Asimov, which is a terrible book that I nonetheless subject myself to periodically because I like all the books around it a lot. I need to start on Robots and Empire but shit’s been going down recently so I haven’t been reading much.

Top three fictional universes I’d like to live in:

okay LIVE IN is a very different question from “universes I think are neat” because like. I love the whole thing firefly has going on but I wouldn’t survive it for more than five minutes. so with that in mind:

1. middle earth but like, the shire during the third age specifically.

2. I think I would enjoy being a legend of zelda npc. I could just be a weird little potion seller who lives in a tree or something. or maybe an inexplicably sexy fish man. or better yet, the inexplicably sexy fish man’s husband, who sells potions. yeah I’ve got my fictional life here completely figured out now, this is good. I would also own an extremely chonky horse.

3. one of the ones I made up, specifically the one that involves a lot of gryphons and interdimensional bullshit. more specifically the origin universe of said gryphons, which exists at the heart of an extremely complicated multiverse that includes both earth and at least one fantasy world but is part of neither. anyway it’s a nice place.

Tagging: @raemanzu @sith-nb @vampiraptor @nyriad @crypticspren

(only if you want to of course)

#long post #tag meme

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