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paper-mario-wiki · 1 day

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in case you haven't thought about switching to firefox yet, here's an extension that will...

Notify you if a website you're on has employees that are on strike

Bypass paywalls for major news outlets like the New York Times

Change the browser theme based on the time of day

Directly install third party non-extension scripts

Save individual browser sessions to be reopened at any time

Use the TV format of YouTube in-browser

Make all chrome extensions compatible with Firefox

Turn YouTube dislikes back on

Fix Twitter and make it way less fucked up

Automatically remove trackers from URLs

And many more!

Feel free to add any other firefox extensions you think are slept on.

#text #occurrence #firefox

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one-time-i-dreamt · 17 hours

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George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.

#dream #text #george bush jr #primary school #teacher #primary school teacher

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anthonycrowley · 2 days

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it feels a little gross to take very real people who met and fell in love and devalue that by reducing them to their characters. but on the other hand ‘dean winchester’s werewolf boyfriend and dean winchester’s vampire boyfriend met and fell in love irl’ is one of the funniest technically true statements i can think of right now.

#text #my post #mobi #show:spn

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passionpeachy · 3 days

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my butch boyfriend has a sick as fuck cicada tattooed on their chest that peeks over their half unbuttoned shirts and they just expect me to act normal and like it's not one of the hottest things I've ever seen

#text #querido #they also have a lip ring I want to gently suck and tug on. who said that

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aropride · 1 day

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nice outfit loser. 1914 just called, something really bad just happened to archduke franz ferdinand of austria

#text

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lavendervirgos · 2 days

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Things I need someone to say to me and that would make me melt like 🫠:

“Are you gonna cum on my cock like a good girl?”

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thoughtcascades · 1 day

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"why didn't you ask for help?"

because u saw i was struggling and didn't offer

#own #text #thoughtcascades #showerthoughts #shower thoughts #quote #quotes #writing #original words #poetry #literature #inspiring #quoteoftheday #poem #aesthetic #prose #inspiring quote #life #spilled ink

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capacityfornirvana · 2 days

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Scared people in fandom are often the loudest, and one thing I have observed over this last month is that Buddies are very loud right now. They have been since Tommy returned, and I think--nay, I know--that a big reason for this is because they realize deep down that Tommy has a lot of potential to stay long term. That the writing is treating Tommy extremely differently from Buck's other love interests. That the writers have laid out a very solid foundation from which Buck's relationship with Tommy can organically thrive within the overall blueprint of the show, should they wish to continue with this storyline. And Buddies know that the longer Lou/Tommy sticks around, the faster their dreams of Eddie being queer and getting with Buck circle the drain (if there was ever even a chance at all, and I don't think there ever was).

And see, normally, I wouldn't revel in something like that. Normally, I would feel sympathy and say, "I'm so sorry. I've been there many times, and here's to your next ship being canon!" But when I see people commenting on photos featuring Lou/Tommy, and saying shit like, "Everyone looks so beautiful. Except Lou, who I could go my entire life without seeing anymore of," and generally trying to bully the actor via whatever means are available to them, and on official social media outlets, no fucking less, I can't bring myself to feel any sympathy. At this point, I'm happy Buddie isn't happening, because if there's one thing I despise, it's to see awful, entitled, nasty ass people win. And whether these Buddie or Bust assholes want to admit it or not, they lost. If Tommy doesn't stay long term, they lost. If Tommy disappears after the season seven finale, they still lost. Put a fork in it, yer fucking done.

And to my fellow BuckTommy fans, thank you for being everything the Buddie shippers think they are. Y'all have been a pleasure. Y'all have been articulate, positive, celebratory of inclusivity, and generally level-headed. And above all else, I love how fast so many of you are to call out the bullshit, almost always with some kind of receipt at hand. I mostly see fandom as a huge negative these days (and I still firmly believe that in most cases), but BuckTommy has been a nice exception.

#911 abc #bucktommy #text #i have been in fandom for years.#i have seen everything there is to see regarding toxicity and delusion and just plain nastiness.#and i have to say: buddie or bust shippers? are in the top three of annoying and petty and delusional and entitled and i can go ON.#i have rarely seen a ship burn itself to the ground as fast as i've witnessed these last few weeks.#what showrunner in their right mind would ever say 'yeah. those toxic buddie shippers? i want to give them everything they want!'#please.

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s0ft-karina · 1 day

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you think my tits are pretty? fuck them then? 🙄

#dear diary post ✨#text #<333

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nonetoon · 1 day

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When I was in high school I talked online about how I wanted to be an animator as a career and someone commented something along the lines of “oh but animation’s hard to get into, what would you do if you didn’t get a job as an animator”

I said idk probably comics because I like comics

And they replied to that with a “oh but comics are even harder to get into so what else are you going to do”

#text #dumb stuff #not direct quotes these are just the gist of it

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paper-mario-wiki · 2 days

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furious i cannot take lupe fiasco's rap theory class at M.I.T.

im watching his introduction seminar and he is SO good at teaching it's absurd and so interesting.

#text #occurrence

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one-time-i-dreamt · 18 hours

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My FBI agent told me to stop talking through Discord because he was tired of me sharing images of my Blorbo.

#dream #text #May 18th 2024 #discord #blorbo

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anthonycrowley · 2 days

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sometimes i feel a little weird that i haven’t moved on from supernatural. but then i am told that jensen is basically playing older dean with the serial numbers filed off and misha and jared are both incapable and/or unwilling to work anywhere but at the cw and actors from the show are still roleplaying the roadhouse on twitter every year and now ty and dj are getting married. and i’m like no i don’t think it’s me it’s simply that the cw’s supernatural is a digital elephant’s foot which has a similar exposure danger level and half life as the real one.

#text #my post #mobi #truly. can’t stop thinking about this. good for them #show:spn

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prehistoric-megafauna · 2 days

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Jace I frew up

Currently watching fhjy penultimate episode and I immediately thought of this during all of Mary Ann’s interactions with Jace

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #d20 #fantasy high junior year #text #image #please enjoy my hastily crafted meme #mary ann skuttle

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aropride · 2 days

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trans men with strange sleep schedules 🖤

trans men who avoid mirrors and photographs 🖤

trans men who are deceptively strong 🖤

trans men who prefer gold jewelry 🖤

trans men who are much older than they appear 🖤

trans men who have a strong affinity with bats 🖤

trans men who have fangs 🖤

trans men with a oddly dull skin tone 🖤

trans men with strange dietary restrictions (eg. garlic) 🖤

trans men who can't go outside in the daytime 🖤

trans men who don't cast shadows 🖤

trans men who are really into biting 🖤

trans men who give off a sort of inhuman vibe 🖤

trans men who live in a castle alone in the middle of a dark forest 🖤

trans men with bloodstains on the skin around their mouths 🖤

trans men who answer suspiciously when you ask what they were doing last night 🖤

trans men 🖤🖤🖤

#text #this is a perfectly normal positivity post. nothing to see here.#see also: trans men i would have like crazyyyy gay sex with 🖤🖤🖤

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lavendervirgos · 2 days

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Things I need someone to say to me and that would make me melt like 🫠:

“You are such a slut for me, my darling. You love to take my cock, don’t you? You love to be filled to the brim, to be fucked until you can’t form words, until you can’t stop crying because of how good it feels, don't you?"

and

“You want more, my pretty little whore? You want to be filled with my cum until it overflows? You want to take it all?”

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