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I was being eaten alive by a bunch of zombie girls but instead of it being painful it was very lesbian and romantic like I still died but I died from cute girls violently eating me alive. 😻
#dream#I’m the pennywise girl#zombie lesbians#I died#death tw#zombie#zombie tw#lesbian#murder tw#violence tw
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George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.
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WHY DOES THIS IRISH CHILDREN'S SONG GOES SO HARD
I SEARCHED FOR MY SPARK AND I FOUND IT
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WHY DOES THIS IRISH CHILDREN'S SONG GOES SO HARD
I SEARCHED FOR MY SPARK AND I FOUND IT
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not a dream
I love how my mom speaks English
she always adds the letter 's' or plural at the end of words that aren't supposed to end with it
"Look at this cake, I made it from scratches"
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I was flossing and my friend stole my tooth so I had to jump out my window into the London Underground and run through the tunnels to find the rat man who kept lost teeth while under a time limit.
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George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.
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I was so stressed about taking the state test I had a dream about taking the state test.
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Oh, what a nice photo of him reading to the children
George Bush Jr. was the new primary school teacher.
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Eddie Vedder and the lead singer from Heart were doing duets in the park. I stopped to listen when a guy stabbed me with thumbtacks. I reported the assault to the park police officer but he wouldn't do anything because I wasn't a minor. I had Domics (animated version) as a witness. I eventually realized the guy also stole my phone when I tried telling my dad to come see Eddie.
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My FBI agent told me to stop talking through Discord because he was tired of me sharing images of my Blorbo.
#rebagel#text#randomthoughtsdissociating#originally posted by:one-time-i-dreamt#18th#May#2024#May 18th 2024
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My FBI agent told me to stop talking through Discord because he was tired of me sharing images of my Blorbo.
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Me and my friends were putting on a spontaneous performance of Ride the Cyclone and I was supposed to sing Noel’s Lament, but I forgot to lyrics and ended up singing Na Na Na by My Chemical Romance instead.
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Yeah, I believe so!
Though sometimes Instagram on its own translates the page for me in a random language if I'm scrolling on desktop.
my anxiety attacks
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Nintendo explained why we haven’t seen Marina’s swim form in Splatoon yet.
Apparently her legs and lungs are mechanical? And she can’t exactly turn into her octopus form because of that.
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Baby Lasagna!
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