Alexander J Newall please spend less time on the internet I am begging

I am so glad it wasn't Chester reading out the statement itself- if i had to listen to all that influencer slang in Jon's monotone computer voice i wouldn't actually be able to hear anything over my own laughter

Lena losing her patience and furiously berating Gwen for potentially endangering the staff members of the OAIR is quite literally the opposite of how Elias ran the Archives.

Elias used the Archival staff—as well as his Archivist—as pawns that can be readily replaced as needed. His patron offered them minimal protections at best (the Archivist’s privileges notwithstanding), and even then, he would never actually intervene to save any of them if they were in danger, much less take precautions to protect them at their headquarters. They are used as bait, as sacrifices, as currency, as objects. The listener knows, eventually, how easily he could discard them if his plans called for it.

But Lena. This episode showed us that Lena keeps her entire organization running through keeping her subordinates hidden, safe, and unnoticed by the Externals. It’s quite clear through her conversation with Gwen that such a safety risk has never happened before.

As far as we know, Lena has successfully kept all of her employees alive, watched them come and go, bemoaned the turnover rate, and then got them to look the other way while they documented and dutifully filed the horrors.

But most impressive of all, she’s kept her real work hidden from her subordinates, and her subordinates hidden from her real work—a feat Elias had no interest or desire to accomplish.

This episodes horror is 2 fold because getting on this webbed site after listening to it is like getting slapped in the face.

*chester voice* Alice I'm So Sorry I Heard You Watched Someone Die. Would You Like To Do So Again

Got cancelled for not robbing a grave, you know how it is.

‘keyboard keys for breakfast dinner and LUNCH’ 🗣️🔥

I'm definitely not the first person to make this joke, but who cares

gwendolyn "she's an actual lady" bouchard you fucking idiot there is noone more dangerous than a british lady in tweed with a gun

love the difference between Jonathan "I didn't ask for this pls tell the avatars to stop kidnapping me" Sims and Gwendolyn "you can't take this spooky job position from my cold dead hands, give me my assignment" Bouchard

I love tea/coffee theory

hearing jon sims say “#gothgirl” was not on my magnus protocol bingo card

Interesting parallels Chester. Very interesting.

"Chester"?

without the effects^^

I'm sorry alice you have seen people DIE?