CHAT LENA EXPRESSED EMOTION VERBALLY THIS IS A PNCE INA LIFETIME PHENOMENON
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i like to think that helen really was just clueless about what friendship was. i mean, it makes sense. imagine you're a thing that only exists to confuse, scare, and deceive, and one day you become someone who wants to be around people and have friends. but you have no further context for what either of those concepts imply. of course you'd interpret it as a game of sorts, a new way to lie, is there a difference between "friend" and "victim"? you don't know. how could you know? you have desires that aren't your own, and you have to act on them to get rid of that horrible feeling you've never quite felt before, but you don't know what actually gets rid of that feeling. you have to be around people now. that doesn't mean you're going to stop being what you are.
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My Theories for Where the Fuck Colin is:
• was eaten alive the second he climbed out the window after saying bye to Celia in episode 10
• Jmart kidnapped him for reasons I can’t reveal
• was eaten alive by computer wires that weren’t actually wires, but snakes
• got bonked on the head and now shits himself every time he hears his accent to the point of insanity
• slipped in the shower
• accidentally locked himself in the IT room and has been eating wires to survive, resulting in multiple unexplained power cuts, piling up the OIAR’s workload to the point where they’re staying over time
• was eaten alive by his therapist
• found a hole, jumped in it for shits n gigs, and ended up on the other side of the universe
• was eaten alive after asking a 7-Eleven employee for a longer straw
• bonzo
• got married, had a family, they got eaten alive, bought a private property out in the country with their life insurance, suffered from intense social isolation and retired all in the span of three weeks
• was probably eaten alive
• kidnapped by an evil russian clown mannequin and moisturised for a month after having his skincare routine roasted by said evil russian clown mannequin
• asthma attack
• batman
• turns out he’s actually okay and has been living in Brisbane, Australia for the last few months
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Ah yes, 16: the episode in which Gwen attempts to use her initiative and ends up nearly rolling it instead.
Why do I have the inkling that this might not go brilliantly for her?
Here ya go:
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Alexander j newall really saw the entirety of internet culture and went "Man this would make an amazing podcast episode" AND HE WAS RIGHT
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the "obnoxious influencer" voice in the latest episode is the scariest thing the magnus protocol has ever done
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Do you guys ever think about if jon had avatar friends, they would not let some of the shit done to jon slide? Like, i feel like if he had some friends, they would stop jon from being screamed at by tim in S3 and Basira forcing him to starve in S4.
Cuz like you cant really insult your wet paperbag boss when there is a Demigod frothing at the mouth if your passive aggressive towards him.
Also i think it would be really funny bc lots of avatars dont really have morals anymore and jon is like the Moral Compass(not saying alot but yk)
Give me jon gets no hoes but collects murderers like pokemon 🙏🙏🙏
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Celia instantly believing the supernatural horrors that Alice has experienced girlie you are NOT Beating the "trapped in another dimension" allegations
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im really tired of people constantly trying to find the "tmagp version" of iconic tma moments. like "omg is this the new michael?" or "is this the new hello jon?" The actually iconic moments of tmagp will come on their own, and trying to force it to happen or constantly compare tma and tmagp moments just makes the cool tmagp moments feel superficial. like we dont know what "the new hello jon" is, and we wont until the series is finished. thats when we'll see what quotes and what characters stick out to us.
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