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obes-kenobes-benos · 3 days

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Wooley: As our general, Obi-Wan Kenobi, once said

Wooley: Get kriffed

Obi-Wan: I have never once said that!

#he most definitely did #and it was definitely more than once #ask quinlan vos #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #obi-wan kenobi #star wars #incorrect clone wars #clone wars #clone trooper wooley #Wooley #212th and obi wan #212th battalion #212th attack battalion #212th

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tattycoram · 18 hours

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Cody: Hey, can you help me with this zipper? Obi-wan: Of course, darling Cody: Cody: Up, Obi-wan Obi-wan: Right, of course

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incorrectclonewars · 18 days

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Ahsoka: You’re alive.

Maul: No need to sound so disappointed.

#incorrect clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect star wars rebels quotes #incorrect star wars rebels #ahsoka tano #darth maul #source: unknown #maulsoka

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jacensolodjo · 3 months

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Alpha 17: And you seem to know this ship pretty intimately. Maze: I spent a lot of time here. I didn't love here or anything. I had my own ship. Alpha 17: -stares- Maze: What? Alpha 17: You said "love here." Maze: I said "live here." Alpha 17: "Love here." Maze: You're not qualified to judge these things. Your emotional spectrum runs from cranky to homicidal.

#alpha 17 #Maze #Alpha 26 #incorrect repcomm #incorrect clone wars #original: Star Trek Discovery

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lifeofclonewars · 7 months

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Krell, to any clone that talks to him: You look like a mistake

#b talks #umbara arc #incorrect clone wars #pong krell #clone troopers #501st legion #captain rex #fives #hardcase #jesse #kix #dogma #as some options #this one is also from my band director #but his was in relation to someone looking out of place because #someone else broke a bone and can't march the rest of the season #and it just sounds bad out of context and without the rest of the statement lol

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thunderous-desperado · 8 months

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Fives: Dang my forehead hurt. Thankfully it's not that bad cuz it's not that big.

#incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect tcw quotes #incorrect clone wars #arc trooper fives #clone wars fives #clone trooper fives #source: me #⬅️ i just said this out loud like 5 minutes ago bc I've have a migraine all day and then i laughed after i said it lmaooo #had to use my boy fives for this ofc 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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chopper-base · 9 months

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Rex: infiltration squad will sneak in-

Hardcase: and blow it up

Rex: ...no. you'll sneak in, gather the needed intel-

Fives: then blow it up

Rex: No. You will relay what you find-

Jesse: ...then blow it up?

Rex: THIS ISNT A KARKING DEMOLITION JOB!!

Hardcase: ...but... what if it was??

Rex: ...I give up.

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obes-kenobes-benos · 2 months

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Fives, standing on a chair: The floor is hating general Kenobi

Ashoka: *leaps into Anakin´s arms*

Anakin: *climbs onto the holo table while carrying Ashoka*

Rex: *lounges in a chair with his legs on the holo table*

Cody: *sits gingerly on the holo table*

Obi-Wan: *lies on the floor*

Everyone: nOo

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tattycoram · 20 days

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*212th and 501st co training* Fives, on the floor: Go on...without me! Jesse, crying and kneeling down beside him: No! We can get through this together, just like we always do! Fives: There's no time! You must defend our honour. Don't let my death be for nothing! Jesse, sobbing: I can't do this without you! Fives: Goodbye, old friend...*goes limp* Waxer, whispering to Echo: They do realise this just a dodgeball game, right? Echo, aiming at Jesse: Waxer, this is war. Show no mercy

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incorrectclonewars · 18 days

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Anakin: I think it's time to start fucking some shit up.

Obi-Wan: Oh no.

Anakin: More like "oh yes!"

#incorrect clone wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #source: unknown

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jacensolodjo · 8 months

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After a cadet has broken down emotionally during training. Alpha 17 has been his usual self in response.

Sull: I cannot believe you are actually enjoying seeing this man in pain.

Alpha 17: I live for moments like this. I mean, he exposed his deepest feelings right out there in public where I could crush him. What would compel him to do something like that?

Sull: I have no idea.

#Sull #Alpha 30 #Alpha 17 #incorrect repcomm #incorrect clone wars #incorrect star wars #original: The Nanny

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lifeofclonewars · 1 year

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Thorn: Fox, why did you shoot the Chancellor?

Fox: A spider crawled onto his head and it was my first instinct

#Friendly reminder that our favorite marshal commander of the CorGuard is afraid of spiders in canon lol #B talks #Commander Thorn #Commander Fox #Incorrect clone wars #sheev palpatine #get rekt palps

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sailorkamino · 1 year

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wolffe: you need to be more assertive. pretend i messed up on a mission.

y/n: [deep breath]

y/n: YOU MESSED UP BUT YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT.

wolffe: what?

y/n: I KNOW YOU'RE BLAMING YOURSELF BUT YOU'RE A GREAT COMMANDER AND I WILL ALWAYS BE PROUD OF YOU.

wolffe: no, you're just being nice loudly-

y/n: I CHERISH OUR FRIENDSHIP. YOUR EXISTENCE MAKES ME HAPPY. I HATE THE KAMINOANS BUT EVERYDAY I THANK THE FORCE THEY MADE YOU AND YOUR VODE.

wolffe, holding back tears: terrible job.

#(john mulaney voice) a clone could shoot me and i'd apologize to him #clones deserve all the love #just people pleaser tingz #commander wolffe #incorrect clone wars #clone wars incorrect quotes #star wars #incorrect star wars #104th battalion #wolffe pack

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chopper-base · 1 year

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Clones as things my friends have said (pt 16)

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Cody: Unlike the polyousraptor the monogosouras-Rex tends to stick to one partner at a time

Bly: I was charmed by the fact you can kick ass and look good doing it

Rex: ...am I allowed to ask why the only straight man in this room is wearing stilettos??

Fives: Sorry, gotta go. Hell is calling. Can't miss my dick appointment with the devil

Tup: She's a short, adorable badass (probably talking about Ahsoka)

Jesse: I sound like I crawled out of hell after fucking the devil

Hardcase: ITS NOT MY FAULT! MY ADHD WANTED FUCKIN LAZER SWORDS!

Kix: ...I'm gonna put your corpse in a rhinestone suit and hang you from the ceiling fan to use as a fuckin disco ball

Hunter: I'm country gay that dresses like a fuckin goth bitch

Crosshair: I can't tell if I'm being insulted or just being fawned over.

Wrecker: Oh ya, I can definitely make that jump! (he did not ,in fact, make the jump. Twas a late night ER visit)

Tech: in my defense, I didn't see the cop-

Echo: Is this a cult? I feel like I'm inadvertently agreeing to join a cult.

Omega: I want my armor to be mainly pink. I want to stab someone in the leg and have them go home and tell their mates their new injury is courtesy of a chick in bright pink armor.

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obes-kenobes-benos · 3 months

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Quinlan: *getting arrested by Commander Fox* Handcuffs? A little kinky for a first date Commander.

Fox: This is serious Vos, you´ve been accused of poisoning the chancelor. Now, turn around and on your knees.

Quinlan: You don´t have to tell me twice Commander.

Fox: *sighs*

#incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #incorrect clone wars #star wars #clone wars #commander fox #fox x quinlan #incorrect jedi quotes #incorrect clone wars quotes #quinlan vos #cc 1010 #coruscant guard

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tattycoram · 21 days

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Rex: I’ll pick him up at in 10

Fox: Oh no, I did not send you that to have you come and get him.

Fox: No, it’s a warning. Because he’s my lil vod’ika now

Rex: FOX DONT YOU DARE—

Fox: He’s going to make an amazing Corrie, I just know it

Yes!! You go guys, assassinate the Chancellor! Rex go help your brothers

#incorrect quotes #star wars the clone wars #swtcw #incorrect clone wars #captain rex #clone trooper fives

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