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cillianwilder · 27 days

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Leon S. Kennedy Collectibles

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cillianwilder · 27 days

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#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #memes #meme #dairy queen #jokes #cillianwilder

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cillianwilder · 13 days

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I can only imagine that Elbow Macaroni woke up late for work.

#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #memes #meme #joke #jokes #cillianwilder #work humor

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cillianwilder · 14 days

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I love how EVERY Silent Hill character has that moment where they're like:

"Why can't I get service?! Why is nothing working?! Why won't they answer?! Where is everyone?! Where am I and what is all this?!"

And we just gotta sit there knowing that we're looking at a person who has made some sort of terrible misstep in life and they gonna learn today.

#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #video games #gaming #video gaming #silent hill #horror #survival horror games #survival horror #horror games #my thoughts #cillianwilder

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cillianwilder · 22 days

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Mayhap the sickest thing I've ever done in HZD.

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cillianwilder · 2 months

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5 reasons why Ramon Salazar is my favorite Resident Evil villain

1. He's fancy

Gothic fancy, to be specific. Other Resident Evil villains tend to be so bland, but this guy spices things up. From the first moment he was introduced to the screen, we went, "What the hell?" And then we loved to hate him. Do I even hate him? I don't know if I can.

2. He's creepier than the rest

He might be a small guy, but that's probably what makes him creepier than other villains. You know what you're getting with Mr. X. He's big, he's strong, he's fuckin everywhere. Salazar? He's a dwarf with superhuman Las Plagas capabilities, security cameras, and minions. He wears makeup and colonial garb, laughs like a maniac, and you never know what he's gonna do next.

3. He's got a castle

Yeah, a whole ass castle and tons of wealth. Where did it come from? This booby trapped, historical masterpiece makes me want a full rundown of the Salazar family history. What dark secrets do they have? Probably some pretty dark stuff. When I play the game, I almost just wanna make friends with this guy and stick around. Who wouldn't want to live there?

4. He seems genuinely unbothered up until the end

Unless it comes down to the wire, you're not stressing Ramon out. He's a guy that knows how to take things in stride. Of course, this is probably just the result of being filthy rich and having unlimited resources at his disposal, but sometimes his arrogance and calm demeanor put me on edge more than the castle full of horrors.

5. He's a real person

Alright, not "real" real, but he's in-depth. He's not some two-dimensional villain with a shallow motive. Salazar's overall character backstory has got to be lore-rich and there's no question that he's got an ulterior motive for pairing up with Saddler. The Las Plagas would have been far less widespread if it wasn't for this guy, so he had the upper hand. If he'd survived, I wonder what his plans for Saddler would have been.

Who is your favorite Resident Evil villain and why?

Leon S. Kennedy Collectibles

#resident evil 4 #re4 remake #ramon salazar #salazar #re4make #re4 #re 4 remake #re 4 #re leon #re4 leon #resident evil #gaming #video games #cillianwilder #cashmereink

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cillianwilder · 16 days

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You like Taylor Swift?

*puts on raincoat*

On her album, 1989, Taylor released this. I think her undisputed masterpiece is "Shake It Off." A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.

*saunters behind you sitting on the couch to pick up my axe*

But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of non-conformity and the importance of friends. It's also a personal statement about Taylor herself.

#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #memes #meme #american psycho #taylor swift #swifty #swifties #taylornation #taylor for president #oc #oc writing #joke #jokes #cillianwilder

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cillianwilder · 23 days

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"Over here, stranger. You've got the stench of scrollin' on you, mate. Got somethin' that might interest ya'!"

RE4 Merchant Duck 🧟‍♀️

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cillianwilder · 3 days

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#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #memes #meme #facebook #joke #jokes #dank memes #cillianwilder

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cillianwilder · 14 days

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I dented my cheese shredder and it's causing me grater depression than I thought it would.

#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #joke #jokes #cillianwilder #dad jokes #puns

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cillianwilder · 16 days

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rising tide - a poem

With tummy rumbling, I took my phone

And headed for the bathroom throne

These frequent visits, never good

When guts aren't acting like they should

I seemed to be there for an hour

And afterward I had to shower

Twas not because I was unclean

But 'cause of the unending stream

So much water from bowels unleashed

Hath rose so high it touched my cheeks

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cillianwilder · 16 days

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#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #memes #meme #oc #oc meme #cillianwilder #original meme #random

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cillianwilder · 2 months

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I don't know what this means or why it exists, but...

May the spirit of Ramon Salazar bless your sweet ass with money for fun.

Mr. Kennedy Collectibles

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cillianwilder · 20 days

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JUST SCROLLIN' DOWN TO GLADIATOR GORE DOME 004!!

And now we're here... Where some of our favorite characters are about to shed some blood! Again!

This week we've got a matchup that's very special to me and I hope it's a close race. Although I've got a feeling I know how it will end.

Our championess returns after absolutely DEMOLISHING Ada Wong in GGD 002. That's right! It's Aloy, Despite the Nora!

If you were at GGD 003, you know the challenger. He's sporty! He's spry! Get ready to feast your eyes! It's Nathan Drake, and he's coming for the title!

So who will be the winner this week?

Will our Blood-Haired Cauldron Conquerer take another win?!

Or will the Tomb Raiding Thief find luck in this uncharted territory?!

You decide!

Don't forget to reblog to help sell tickets!

Arena Art

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cillianwilder · 23 days

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#funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #memes #meme #jokes #joke #henry cavill #the witcher #witcher geralt #witcher #geralt of rivia #dank memes #witcher memes #cillianwilder #netflix

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cillianwilder · 24 days

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Do you ever feel like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind, hoping to get revenge?

#katy perry #funny #humor #comedy #lol #haha #jokes #joke #cillianwilder #music

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