I love how EVERY Silent Hill character has that moment where they're like:
"Why can't I get service?! Why is nothing working?! Why won't they answer?! Where is everyone?! Where am I and what is all this?!"
And we just gotta sit there knowing that we're looking at a person who has made some sort of terrible misstep in life and they gonna learn today.
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Told Elon that I only need to sell 100,000 of them to change my life and then I'd take em down.
"Zusk" Shirt
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Edit: I did a thing here. 🤣
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rising tide - a poem
With tummy rumbling, I took my phone
And headed for the bathroom throne
These frequent visits, never good
When guts aren't acting like they should
I seemed to be there for an hour
And afterward I had to shower
Twas not because I was unclean
But 'cause of the unending stream
So much water from bowels unleashed
Hath rose so high it touched my cheeks
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You like Taylor Swift?
*puts on raincoat*
On her album, 1989, Taylor released this. I think her undisputed masterpiece is "Shake It Off." A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics.
*saunters behind you sitting on the couch to pick up my axe*
But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of non-conformity and the importance of friends. It's also a personal statement about Taylor herself.
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