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7x06: There Goes the Groom
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Fanthful Ace Attorney Quotes
Fanthful is releasing another round of ace attorney merch, and this time, they're using quotes from the game. I localized as much as I could, but some of the dialogue was cut in the English version.
Phoenix: Objection! This is clearly contradictory!
Edgeworth: Thanks to you, I am saddled with unnecessary… feelings.*
Apollo: Uh, the defense is, uh, is fine!
Klavier: The law is not absolute.
Mia: A lawyer is someone who defiantly laughs the more of a pinch they are in.
Godot: Godot blend no. 102… It's on me.
Trucy: It's because my magic panties are a microcosm!
Nahyuta: Let it go, and move on. (Thank you @theinkhiddenwithin for localization help lol)
Maya: You need to stop judging things based on narrow-minded cultural assumptions!**
Franziska: A foolish fool foolishly dreaming foolish dreams…
Athena: Leave it to me!
Blackquill: "With humans, the key is to give up," they say.***
*I feel it would be remiss to not point out that the literal translation is "thanks to you, unnecessary feelings have revived inside me."
** Based on the infamous stepladder-ladder debate dialogue. Literally, she says "Let's look at more realistic stories."
*** I haven't gotten to the games with Blackquill yet, so unfortunately I have no clue what he's referring to.
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Odysseus: I lost my mentor, my mom...
Athena: Ugh, did you hear that? He called me his mom! How embarrassing! But I suppose it felt like that half the time-
Hermes: Yo, I think he meant Anticlea.
Athena:
Athena, mocking: I think he meant Anticlea!
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"Yes... The flaws are not mine...
This misbegotten world is to blame...
Only the hands of a god can fix it — my hands!"
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One of my favorite moments in The Odyssey so far
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Ares: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Apollo: Is it me, Ares?
Ares: No, it’s not you.
Artemis: Is it me, Ares?
Ares: It’s not you either.
Athena: Is it me, Ares?
Ares:
Ares: *mockingly* Is IT mE, Ares?
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me realizing how the time i wore a "ancient greek battle helmet" as a kid was probably foreshadowing....
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You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?
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