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Friendly reminder that trees are canonically asexual 💜🤍🩶🖤
#tumblr#yes#memes#lol#dank memes#wtf#humour#funny#shitpost#shitposting#asexual#ace#aroace#lgbtq#lgbtqia#lgbtq community#lgbtqiia+#lgbtqi community#lgbt pride#queer#queer memes#acespec#ace pride#asexual memes#trees#planta#nature
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YEEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Edit to add:
"But this doesn't mean he's going to jail."
You're absolutely right, it doesn't. But you know what it does mean, now that Donald J. Trump, former 45 president of the United States is a convicted felon?
He had to sit there as 12 New Yorkers (the state that 'turned their back' on him) said, 34 times, that he was guilty.
That they didn't believe him.
That they had no faith in his/the defenses version of events.
That they believe he not only cheated on his just-gave-birth wife with a porn star (and damn, is Stormy Daniels a motherfucking star!), but that he also paid her off to hide it before his election.
That they believe Cohen over Trump.
That they think he is a lying sack of shit and weren't afraid to call him out on it (not literally).
Statistically, someone on that jury voted for Trump to be president.
That same person voted for him to be guilty.
And he just had to sit there and take it. No rebuttal. No interruption. No insults or name calling.
He couldn't defend himself, because his defense already failed.
Is he going to jail? Highly unlikely (unless he does something stupid like threaten the jurors/their families/the prosecution/the judge/etc. again, I'm pretty sure the Judge is on his very last tether with Trump).
But the sentencing is July 11.
4 days before the Republican National Convention.
Where it's assumed Trump is going to be their nominee.
Will they nominate a convicted felon?
(...I'm trying to be dramatic and mysterious but let's face it, the RNC would nominate a rotten banana if it was racist and money-grubbing enough.)
What happens in the future is uncertain, but today - right now - Trump WAS convicted.
He is now a convicted felon.
And as a convicted felon there is one very important thing he cannot do.
Vote.
So yeah, he probably won't go to jail, but for now we can just enjoy that 12 New Yorkers called him out to his face and that he, a former president, can't even vote in his own (potential) election.
<3
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i am finding that the french are not good at returning emails
#have i only ever propositioned one french guy for a return email?#yes#but it doesnt matter because hes doing a terrible job so far
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DAMNN HOW LONG HAVE U BEEN ON TUMBLR TO HAVE THAT MANY FOLLOWERS WOOOOWWW 😮😮
Also pls pls pls write something about riding Jay till he passes out plsss I sent u another ask about it, the one where I mentioned the sunoo's live where Jake and Jay were decorating for sunoo, and the way he felt dizzy and felt like passing out after he used his mouth to blow the balloons and everything.
Likeeee I wanna ride him till he passes out, all heat sweat and everything, then he mumbles something and u notice it right away, how he had passed out, you continue riding him either way. He then wakes up and you give him a proper treatment with kisses and time to recover 😙💦
jay would simply ask you to ride his hard cock whenever he’s tired, simply grabbing a glass of wine while he’s at it, only to see your tits bouncing right in front of his face as you push yourself down on his thick cock which stretches you out ever is deliciously. you know he wants this, he knows he needs this, he needs you to absolutely use him till he passes out, he needs that level of unadulterated please to feel relaxed again. so he lets you go, even helping you slam down on his cock with his fingers gripping on your waist, his groans only making you whine and go on faster before he fills you up with his hot cum, and you still won’t stop, not until he can’t think anymore, till he’s almost passed out and you’re breathless, unable to move.
as much as he loves kissing you and taking care of you, he’d go absolutely feral over how cute you are when you praise him and kiss him all over for being so good for you. a soothing bubble bath together would be even better, especially when he gets to hold your body, your sweet scent all over his sheets as you sleep together later <3
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#josephquinnedit#joequinnedit#jqedit#joseph quinn#joe quinn#yes#I am completely normal about this#totally#100 %#I'm not looking#no#never#IT IS LOOKING AT ME
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OMG RADIOAPPLE CANON???
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#radioapple#lucifer hazbin hotel#alastor x lucifer#hazbin lucifer#yes
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a sketch for @morningstarwrites again because i simply cannot get their fic out of my mind SOS
#to the person that was talking about how the harp scene had a chokehold on everyone#YES#i froth at the mouth for the harp chapter#harp encounter lives rent free in my mind#i cannot believe ive drawn it twice now#that being said#people who read the tags? yall should send me your favourit osas scenes#for *cough* for no reason#no reason at all#hartradio#hartart#alastor#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#radioapple#appleradio#duckiedeer
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WAIT HE MUGS PEOPLE???
You can trust him dont worry! ^_^ he doesnt bite I promise! ^_^ Go say hi! ^_^
#On occassion when he wants something#that something usually being money..#yes#yes he will#he usually gets what he wants but he doesnt leave without getting fucked up first#because hes bad at it lmao#[YGM!] questions#whaaaat hes not holding anything behind his back what made you think that
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@jegulus-microfic | june 1 - pride | 521 words | tw: NSFW but not overly smut, black brothers angst | @ecstarry @star4daisy and @godsofwoes
“We shouldn't be doing this,” Regulus whispered as James licked the side of his neck while his other hand was wandering inside his boxers, Regulus was on fire.
James hummed as he softly bit his neck and he felt Regulus shivering under his touch.
“Yeah,” James murmured against his skin, slowly looking up and finding Regulus’ blue eyes on the mirror that they were facing together, “We shouldn't,” he whispered to his ear, not breaking eye contact.
Regulus gulped and his sweet Adam’s apple moved under James’ gaze. He grabbed his cock slowly and Regulus let out a soft moan.
“James…” His voice was so tender that it made something in James break, he felt like dying under a thousand stars.
James slowly tugged his cock, stroking him carefully. Regulus' eyes were half closed, lips apart and watching James still.
James licked the shape of his ear, and slowly whispered his name, “Regulus.”
“Fuck—” Regulus closed his eyes shut, slowly melting under his arms, “Fuck, this is not fair, James.”
And it wasn't, James agreed.
Sirius didn't know what was going on between his brother and James, and they both didn't feel like sharing that info with Sirius yet. Their best guess was Sirius would stop talking to the both of them and only that could have ruined what they had at the moment. And they couldn't let this go, not yet. Not when James was being selfish for the first time in his life and doing something he actually wanted for himself only. He couldn't afford to lose this precious thing, and his Regulus.
So they kept on doing this, meeting secretly and making up the time they acted like they hated each other.
“It's not fair,” James kissed his chin, “But we have no other choice.”
Regulus nodded as he tugged his cock so slow, achingly slow. He was hard, but he was also emotional, James could tell.
Regulus was silent for a few minutes.
And then, “I can't afford to lose you and my brother.”
James smiled as he looked at him through the mirror, he wanted nothing more than to kiss him silly. He felt pride swelling under his chest.
“You won't lose me,” He said as he held his chin and slowly turned his face to him, “I am yours.”
Tomorrow Sirius could find out about them and all hell could break loose.
But James didn't care, he knew he could find a way to make them both happy.
“What if he finds out first? When we are not ready to tell him yet, what happens then?”
James thought for a second.
“I'm not afraid to tell him that I'm yours Regulus. I'm just afraid to lose both of you.”
Regulus nodded slowly and leaned in for a kiss. But he stopped before his lips touched James’ lips.
He asked, “What if he makes you choose one of us?” He didn't stop looking at his lips, “What will you do then?” he asked, whispering.
James didn't waste any second to think.
“I think you know the answer deep down, love.”
Regulus smiled before kissing him passionately.
#jegulus#jegulus microfic#microfic#black brothers#black brothers angst#regulus black#james potter#mentioned#sirius black#?#yes#james x regulus
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Older Sonic, Silver and Shadow (Nova's fathers)
*they are mean and funny old men
#sth#sonic fanart#sonic au#character design#sketch#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#silver the hedgehog#sonadilver#au#fankids au#fanchilds au#yes#they are married
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Where is the Tumblr Destiel Meme to tell me Trump is now a convicted felon I had to read it on the news like it's the Stone Ages
#tumblr culture#us politics#donald trump#Like will it alter literally anything about his support or chances of victory?#No#But is it very funny?#Yes#destiel meme
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Yeah okay fuck it I'm giving the Aftons a little indoor rabbit. Bill DOTES on the thing (probably more that he dotes on his kids tbh- which is saying something). Tiny little bunny hopping around the house.
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so dndads live show St Paul! idk how much of this is a spoiler for anyone else going to shows so I'ma cut here!
we had!
- so many gay people in the audience that as I was walking in to the venue I said to my friend damn this is like a pride parade and a bunch of gay people in front of me were like TRUEE
- a live performance of both! dead and gone and rocks rock! it was so incredible. Beth and Will both POPPED OFFF!!!!!! they were so cool oh my god. and Freddie fucking shredded it on the electric guitar it was so sick.
- silly St Paul themed dad facts plus Ron just uhh thinking all manual labor is called a hand job.
- the people royally fucking up the dice roll (not my fault I was in the balcony I cannot be held responsible)
- the people absolutely manifesting the complete improv prompt as the live show topic. and all of the cast going into mourning over it (will fell to his knees on the stage so dramatically it was so funny)
- the cast deciding to do a DND game with their characters! Starring: Will Campos as Henry oak as Mr Chris (later Dr Chris), by the book health inspector! Matt Arnold as Darryl Wilson as Darryl, ex football quarterback now accomplished priest searching to remember all 10 commandments! Beth may as Ron stampler as Nor Relpmats, doctor (the best health inspector of them all)! and Freddie Wong as Glenn Close as Glenn The Closer, weed enjoyer moonlighting as a health inspector relying on his gut! Anthony Burch as Patrick as Patrick the shit (among other characters)!
- the audience not being able to stop being horny when giving suggestions for what their location, bad guy, and theme were gonna be (bdsm dungeon, just a guy from the audience named Patrick, and a 10 commandments dildo)
- an abundance of flashbacks and one single flashforward
- butt spanking competition to get past the second door (it is a bdsm castle ig)
-mr Chris tests to see if the floor has been cleaned recently and thinks it hasn't. Glenn the closers gut says it's fine but Mr Chris says if he tastes some of what's on the ground he'll be able to tell better. Glenn the Closer bites his fingers and Mr Chris is into it.
- Mr Chris finding a dead cockroach on the ground and revives it using CPR and mouth to mouth (Anthony is the cockroach and also when will tried to fake the mouth to mouth yelled DO IT PUSSY so yeah they actually kissed like twice at least) and revived it to ask about the cleanliness of the floor and found it not very.
- none other than paeden bennets on the second level, who Darryl proceeded to obliterate with a holy football. I'm not lying (not before asking how Patrick the DM knew about their friend Paeden who was long dead and us getting a lively npc on npc scene by Anthony of Patrick meeting Paeden and getting punched in the balls and saying "I'll never forget you")
- Test by the health inspectors to see if the blood of paeden would get cleaned up. all of the soots from spirited away came in with little mops to clean it and cleaned all the party. Glenn rolled to see if he's into it and got a 9 but the crowd gave inspiration and he got a 6, which is 69 so he was and wanted to stay there forever with the soots. Henry as Mr Chris used his persuasion to get Glenn the closer to leave the soots by saying that whatever they're doing he could do it better. because apparently they're ex lovers now. (Anthony yelled something about Will wanting to kiss another boy)
- Flashback reveals that they were highschool sweethearts but were going to health inspection schools on opposite sides of the US and were talking about how their relationship would progress from there when Mr Chris' secret lover barges in and informs them that they're pregnant and he's the father! Glenn the Closer gets upset and asks what happened and Mr Chris proceeds to another, extremely graphic, flashback where Ron the doctor commentates the uhhh conceiving of said child. and Glenn is understandably upset at the graphicness of this explanation about being cheated on. They end with bitter words, stating they're now nemesis in health inspection.
- Nor asks Mr Chris how long it's been since he saw his son Patrick. (not since birth lmao)
- they go up to the final level, find Patrick using the commandment dildo, on the 8th one I think, and upon seeing his absent father run in and ask "are ya winning, son!?"gets extremely turned off. he understandably asks what he's doing there after being absent his whole life. Mr Chris explains that he's finally ready to be back in his life, with his husband Glenn the closer, and his newfound belief in Christianity from Darryl the priest who's really good at football.
- Flashforward to Mr Chris and Glenn the Closer living together and apparently "they're bougie enough to have their own priest" so Darryl lives with them too. Nor comes to visit and we see the commandment dildo hanging above the mantle.
and that's that on that.
#this is incomprehensible#i guess thats what you get from improv lmao#it was so fucking funny tho y'all i had such a time#huge shout out to the entire cast for being so cool and coming to my state first#did i drive 4 hours to get to st paul and am i going to have to drive another 4 hours to get back tomorrow#yes#did i spend a lot of money overall on the tickets and the gas#you know what#it just be like that sometimes#dndads#dungeons and daddies#glenn close#darryl wilson#ron stampler#henry oak#glennry i guess???#i mean its also just the age old story of fucking your friends through dnd tho#also shout out to my friend who came with me having not listened to any of dndads besides the animatics ive sent and my rants about the plot#like it truly experienced so much with so little context
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"You know, Agent Sadusky, something I've noticed about fishing?..."
"It never works out so well for the bait."
- Ben Gates, National Treasure (2004)
#hannigram#am i watching another film and then suddenly gets reminded of them again?#yes#surprisingly everything reminds me of them#national treasure#hannibal#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannibal nbc#nbc hannibal
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my fav fic of urs is def pillow fights by 2min like it’s so scrumptious and well written😝😝 but tbh i live for anything lee seungmin or minho
Mong Mong!!
Words: 1123
Note: Originally meant to be a headcanon, but...yea.
T/w: None, yay
Lee: Seungmin
Ler: Minho
“Seungmin-ah, bark.” Minho commented dryly across the room, seemingly without intent. Seungmin sat across from him on the plush bed, raising an eyebrow at his request; a clear refusal of what he wanted, it made Minho pout in annoyance.
His eyebrows furrowed, but retained that wide smile he had whenever he was planning something devious, sending a shiver down Seungmin’s spine. He really had to tell Lee Know to stop making such weird faces, he knew it crept everyone out, well except him. The silence ensued for awhile longer, the cat growing impatient at the puppy’s denial to fulfil his much needed request. Minho didn’t like it when people denied him.
Suddenly, the bed creaked in agony as Lee Know pounced onto Seungmin, slim fingers digging into his sides gently to coax out some noise. What he didn’t expect was to hear breathy giggles that came from the younger, coming out in intervals with a wide smile that they all know and loved, who could resist tickling Seungmin with a smile like that?!
“Sta- Stahap it! Hyung!” Seungmin begged through sweet giggles, eyes crinkled in hopeless laughter as he pushed and tugged at the unrelenting fingers that wouldn’t leave him alone. It was clear the cat had finally found its newfound obsession with its discovery, if they both had tails one would definitely be wagging faster than the other. Minho was having a blast, a dimpled and happy grin on his face as he admired the growing flush on his target. Fruitlessly trying to stop the fingers, Seungmin decided to let his airy laughter fill the room, knowing he couldn’t stop it at all.
“Please worry for yourself, because I want to hear more.” Minho smiled innocently as he blunted stated his threat, making the younger shudder under him. He really thought there was a reason why Lee Know was in paboracha, at least he had one now. Spidering fingers that felt like an eternity explored the vocalist’s tiny body, wanting to find a spot that made him squeal. Using the same spot every time was boring in the dancer’s head, he wanted to find something more fun to toy with.
He had found himself zero luck, until he hit the sides of his tummy, earning a shriek that echoed throughout their bedroom; they prayed that Jeongin and Felix weren’t awoken by that. They stared at each other in a tensed silence, a reddening Seungmin locking eyes with a smirking Lee Know, a deadly combo for sure. He tapped onto the pale skin for a second or two, earning squeaks and pleads of giggles that were telling him not to do anything, too bad, Lee Know loved disobeying instructions.
“AHHHAHAHAHA! HYU- HYUNG!” There came that breathy laughter again, just in ten times the volume and higher in pitch. The older’s fingers were rapidly kneading themselves into the thin strips of skin, precise enough that it landed right onto his worst spots. It wasn’t fair how slender his fingers were, it barely took effort to tear the vocalist apart in a matter of seconds. Minho smiled happily as he noticed that the puppy also stuttered through his laughter, just like Changbin, how cute! He fondly stared down at the mess he was creating, not much caring about the amount of noise he was making.
“What? Don’t call me without a reason.” The older blankly replied, as if he wasn’t aware of what the younger wanted. Nonchalant enough, it flustered Seungmin to no end, making him kick out in hysterical laughter. He looked just like a puppy who had belly rubs, Minho could’ve sworn on his life he was going crazy from all the cuteness aggression that tugged on his heartstrings, oh poor Seungmin, he was going to be destroyed in a matter of seconds.
“STA- NOHOHOAHAHA! PLEASE- PLEAHAHAHA!” Forget asking Seungmin to bark, he would rather hear his screechy laughter all day until his ears bled. What heinous crimes did Minho commit this time you ask? Slipping his head under the vocalist’s shirt, he took a deep breath in, both to calm his quelling giggles from hearing all that contagious laughter and to blow the longest and hardest raspberry he could right on top on Seungmin’s navel. To say he went crazy was an understatement, his fluffy hair sprawled over to his ears, flopped over completely. His cheeks were burning in red, jaw open with a smile as he cackled away.
He pushed and kicked at the older’s body, and although he couldn’t see his younger’s face, Lee Know could tell that he was reaching his limits, it was a privilege to know his partner that well. He released his claws and lips off the younger, giggling mischievously as Seungmin gasped for air like he was suffocated in chains and ropes. He curled up into a tight ball, it took everything in Lee Know not to start up his antics again, he had boundaries to respect after all. Crawling over beside the tired puppy, he wiped away the tears of mirth that were threatening to fall, snuggling him close.
“Thank you for satiating my need.”
“…? Stop talking like that, I swear.”
“…will you still bark, then?” A long, long sigh was then heard across the room, before Seungmin planted his face into the pillow, completely and utterly done with Lee Know’s shenanigans for the night. He didn’t understand how Jisung put up with such a menace, but as they say peas in a pod he assumed. It wasn’t often that the reserved cat liked to show his more vulnerable side, so Seungmin was sure to take advantage of it, purposely snuggling his head into the older’s chest, bringing his arms to wrap tighter around his waist.
“You asking for a round two?” Minho chuckled softly, pressing his fingers lightly into the fleshy skin of the vocalist’s stomach, where his fingers were tightening around the tiny waist he admired dearly. Seungmin squeaked, shaking his head rapidly, but of course he knew the older didn’t mean it, it was all in their playful banter.
“Ahh..aha..ahh..” Seungmin made an overdramatised his airy and puffy like giggles, squirming lightly in the older’s hold. They both cuddled under the prolonged silence, Minho’s head buried into the messy hair of the younger’s, inhaling its scent as they both dozed off without fail. Although it was almost striking midnight, neither of them seemed to mind the dying fatigue they had to deal with the following morning, having been cheered right up with happy smile and loud giggles, or breathless to say.
The next morning, two very grumpy sunshines who looked like they slept barely barged into their room, and it was safe to say they were breathless in no time.
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Käärisexual flag anyone? 🤭 I've been confused a long time because I'm asexual and then I'm in love with K and just, well, now I'm a Käärisexual - someone who only finds K attractive kihihi 🖤💚💜
I always said it as a half joke but like, I want a cool looking flag to fly so here I am :D :3
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