So, I was thinking the other day that, based on your and Vinelle's metas and my own thoughts, the ideal scenario for Bella would be if Edward was killed by a random vampire after the van incident.

Because then Edward would have fulfilled his 1 good purpose and Bella would be (unless Aro runs into her and decides to turn her) safe from the Volturi because she doesn’t know about vampires.

Thoughts?

I mean, the best answer is Bella never goes to Forks at all. Then she also has no reason to attract Volturi attention, will likely never be turned, and Edward for that matter remains as he was in the start of the novel.

The thing about that, though, is that even if Edward disappears along with the Cullens immediately after the van incident, she may still go to Port Angeles to try and figure out more about Edward from that local bookstore. Which means Bella dies in her other horrible way.

Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”

Whenever Bella left the Forks area code she got into so much avoidable nonsense

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if I was a vampire I wouldn’t have the problems I’m having. sure I’d have new different problems but I would be a vampire

as someone who has moved to a smaller city (30K people in total) for grad school, i would like to say twilight is wrong. the smaller the population the more people know you. i went to a cafe twice and they already know my order. 1000% everyone in forks knows the cullens are vampires and are just too entertained by how bad they are at acting normal to break it to them

what makes me actually boil with rage is the way it’s framed as though jacob & the cullens have an even rivalry and like, he hates them just as much as they hate him, but like… jacob is a lower class kid who lives on the rez, the cullens live in a plantation home on private property. jacob calling alice a leech is an insult, but alice calling him a mongrel calls into power and privilege, ya know. like am i supposed to honestly think jake making blonde jokes to rosalie (which is certainly sexist and uncalled for) is on the same level as her serving him food in a dog dish? him seeing the cullens as bloodsuckers and murderers is just like, incorrect and unfair, but them seeing him as uncivilized and over-aggressive has implications deeply rooted in the oppression of his people

We all get wet when it rains because the guys are too tall for this car.

We can't. Close. The roof.

*not going to get into feed cats/dogs/birds because canonically animals freak out around vampires. So we're just talking like, low level chores around the house/apartment while you're gone.

Previously unreleased publicity photos for Twilight, released 15 years ago today, 21st November 2008

New Moon au where instead of jumping of a cliff Bella dyed her hair some terrible color with shitty dye like a normal person after a bad breakup. Obviously, Alice still showed up.

When millennials work in government

"I know what you are." "Say it. Out loud." "...Just Ken."