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dc-comics-enjoyer · 2 days
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Jason : So I made you some lasagna.
Bruce : That's suspiciously swee-
Jason : *takes the lid off*
Bruce : It's an empty plate, Jason.
Jason : Don't we say it's the thought that counts. Anyway, I need money.
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blackfoxsposts · 7 hours
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Prince Aragon in dragon form about to breath fire on Jason and Jazz: surrender
Jason: You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.
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candleonfire · 2 days
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I should've stayed away from twitter
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borderlinegerard · 12 hours
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he bleeds behind his eyes, blood pumps until it doesn't.
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ditzybat · 2 months
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non-gotham locals think the most prolific bat-villain is the joker, or scarecrow, even the riddler — or any of their assorted highly dangerous deluded rogues.
but a real gothamite knows how big a pain in the ass condiment king is, in fact, urban legend says that the bat kids have formed a pact to not tell batman if condiment king just happens to turn up… at the bottom of gotham harbor.
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mapleacdc · 4 days
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mw-house · 5 days
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⬆️original panel
⬇️what I understand
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freefallintothevoid · 1 month
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The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off
Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on
The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.
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groovyace · 2 months
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Average gotham knights experience (the game crashes not even 30 seconds later). Shoutout to @magnusj the most stealthy redhood player.
[Robin: OK. Let's do this SNEAKY STYLE.
[Robin: Jason NO-]
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in-som-niyah · 2 months
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ok another floating thought:
Jason Todd does not tolerate bad eating habits.
Iced coffee for breakfast? Absolutely not.
6pm and you had not a single sip of water? Forget it.
Having a single slice of toast for lunch AND dinner? Naur babes.
You will be eating 3 square meals a day will allowance for snacks and 'happy foods' as he likes to call them.
As soon as you complain about a headache, stomachache, light-headedness, fatigue he will tell you to go fucking eat something with a glass of water, not coffee.
Its even worse if you live together like i strongly believe he would wake up early just to make you a balanced breakfast before you go about your day.
GOD BUT IF UR IN UNI??? babe be ready bc he will break into your dorm to bring u food that he cooked u himself. (he's a loverboy duh)
no time to cook or order? He's gotchu
too tired? already on the way
exam season with barely any time to take a breath? already on it babe he'll spoonfeed you while you revise your textbook
and plus, how else are you supposed to grow as big and strong as him when you're only eating half a meal a day?
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I WANNA MUNCH ON HIS MOOSCLES SO BAD FUCKKKKK
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soulsforsales · 9 months
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Webtoon Jason Todd is something so precious to me💞😭
Let's enjoy him smiling 🥹
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smallandangry24 · 4 months
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AU where Bruce gets the baby bats as baby bats: Jason’s first word being “icky” but he’s not eating anything, he’s pointing at Dick
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ghurab-alzilal · 6 months
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Red Hood, enthusiastic : It's finally time to switch from our regular weapons to our holidays weapons!
Red Robin, smirking : Is there a difference?
Robin: Yes. The holiday ones light up! *unsheathes a sword with coloured built-in lights *
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feyinvestigations · 10 months
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I think if the robins had Twitter it would just be this 24/7
Edit: pt2
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ditzybat · 3 months
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jason: i'm too drunk to drive
dick: you were the one to get me drunk, so i can't drive
tim: man i am high as a kite right now, i don't think I'm fit to drive unless it's to the wendy's drive-thru, its the only route i know by heart
jason, dick, and tim looking over to 12 year old damian:
damian: i shall be your designated driver just this once
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jjaysontodd · 16 days
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