hes so babygirl

the reference lol

he was a smoker and he was a non smoker can i make it any more obvious..

@leoblooms and i did a collab!! yipee! it was so funn <33

Drawing him in mini skirt cuz why not 😎🫵🏼❤️

its so funny how little reasons patrick has for killing paul allen in the book. like in the movie, it was clear: paul has the better business card, he can score reservations at dorsia, he flaunts about his home tanning bed, and of courss, he has the fischer account

but in the book, paul actually has a dogshit card (which patrick is relieved about) and i dont think paul ever even MENTIONS dorsia. even with the things that COULDVE been reasons for patrick to hate him, he seems totally chill about it. like when paul mistakes his for halberstram patrick is like "yeah its p understandable 🤷" , and if he can tolerate hanging out armstrong who has mistaken him for a "Taylor" for like 5 hours , i dont think he really even minds if a coworker he stumbles across mistakes him for someone else.

or how about the fact that paul was dating patrick's ex at some point? which patrick obviously doesnt gaf because he doesnt feel any connections with women (faggot alert 🤫) . the only thing rlly going is just that paul is handling the fischer account. which patrick peobably doesnt actually want. like, the only reason he even cared about the fischer acc is probably because tim was complaining about it in the first chap.

movie patrick wants the fischer account because of its status. patrick hated paul because paul was succeeding and patrick wasnt. book patrick is obsessed with the fischer account because hes SUPPOSED to be.

idk, book patrick was lowkey chill with paul. he didnt really hold that much disdain over him (actually at some points he would actually express admiration for him even..) and usually the emotion patrick feels when hes with paul is . neevousness ..

Wip for the American Psycho fandom/fans

mfs: we want an american psycho prequel!!

american psycho prequel:

When he sweaty and irritable and constantly on the verge of a panic attack 😝😝😝

I can’t fix him but I could fuck him.

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

AMERICAN PSYCHO (2000)