Check out this awesome drawing my boys made for me. What do you think, compadre? Doesn't it look just as handsome, stylish, smart, and—
Ah well, who am I kidding, there is no drawing in the world that can even come close to the magnificence of yours truly! Hahahahaha!
Why? You don't think it's appropriate to put up my drawing over here? Puh-lease, it makes perfect sense, amigo! You see, I'M the man of the occasion! If it ain't grand, it ain't on brand!
You know what, why don't I put my autograph on it? Signed poster of the Arataki Gang's one and only maestro for the one and oni's bestest compadre!
Ahem. Traveler, you have presents for Paimon today, don't you?
Aww, these are the presents you prepared already? Paimon knew you wouldn't forget about her birthday! Hee-hee.
Whoa, s—so many desserts! *chomp* *munch* These are all Paimon's favorites! They must have cost you a fortune, so Paimon will make sure every Mora was well spent by finishing them all!
Ahh, if only Paimon could have 10 birthdays each year... No, no, make it 100! And Paimon would spend every single one of them with you for sure!
"So, here's the thing: someone went and tinkered with my Synesthesia Beacon, so now, all you folks can hear is me and those adorable little troublemakers talkin' like this... cutie, cutie, cutie. Looky here, see?"
A cyborg cowboy drifting among the stars. Extremely optimistic and unrestrained.
He is a member of the Galaxy Rangers who swore to punish the wretched by any and all means...
His flamboyant and brash actions were all to draw the attention of the Interastral Peace Corporation — the target of his revenge.