Bruce Wayne found himself in a rare moment of social unease as he sat across from the Kents in their humble farmhouse. It was his first time meeting Clark’s parents, and he felt tenser than the time the Joker had dangled him over a shark tank.
"So, Bruce," Jonathan began, “I hear you're quite the successful businessman in Gotham. Any truth to the rumors of a vault overflowing with diamonds?"
Bruce, without skipping a beat, replied seriously, "Actually, it's full of kryptonite, not diamonds."
Jonathan's laughter died. He cleared his throat, forcing a smile. "Well, that’s certainly a unique hobby, Bruce."
"Hobby?" Bruce repeated, genuinely confused. "It’s not a hobby, Mr. Kent. It’s for protection, in case Superman loses control and becomes a threat to us all."
Martha's hand shot up to her chest, a gasp escaping her lips at the thought of Clark trapped in a room full of kryptonite. Clark leaned in, smiling proudly. "Bruce always thinks ahead!"
Jonathan and Martha stared at Clark as if he had just declared his love for Darkseid, exchanging uneasy glances. Laughing awkwardly, Martha quickly changed topics. As the evening wore on, Bruce found himself consumed by guilt, convinced that he had left a terrible impression on the Kents.
Later, driving back to Gotham, the silence in the car was heavier than Bruce’s heart.
"That.. didn’t go so well," Bruce finally said.
Clark glanced at him. "You haven’t done anything wrong, Bruce. You just have a very... unique way of showing you care. My parents will understand once they’ve gotten to know you better."
"Alfred told me to just be myself," Bruce muttered.
Clark chuckled. "Right. Well, maybe next time we can work on a less... apocalyptic way to impress my parents."
Bruce nodded. “I’m glad I didn’t tell them about the Phantom Zone projector in the vault.”
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new challenge: now you, my lovely mutuals, come up with a caption for this. it's too much for this humble blogger.
[sounds of me franctically pointing at everything in this panel]
Superman/Batman Annual 2018
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mY superman huh?
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Who said he was your Bruce?
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DC vs. Vampires #5, 2022
James Tynion IV, Matthew Rosenberg, and Otto Schmidt
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That one time Clark took Bruce’s last name… kind of
Him and the rest of the Kent’s have gone into hiding for a while in northern California with the plan of staying there deep undercover for as long as possible. They’ve got fake I.D.s, started working new jobs, etc. The name Clark picked? Wayne Jordan. Presumably taken from Bruce Wayne and Hal Jordan. Considering it’s nearly common practice for heroes undercover to use names complied from their friends, I’d say that inspo is rather confirmed.
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Superbat my beloved... 🪐♡🦇
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Hiii
I love your art
Do you feel comfortable drawing superbat? Specially bruce x clark?
the best yaoi ever created
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