I saw a post about how there are like 12 cigarettes in each pack but Harry can only use a pack four times which obviously means that Harry smokes multiple cigarettes every single time and I haven't been able to get the image out of my head....

(Open for bonus harry)

Just experienced something in class that can only be truly conveyed via Greentext

My betrothed came up to me as I was getting ready for bed. I was putting my rose oil on my face and when I opened my eyes they were right there.

They started sniffing me aggressively from my cheek to shoulder, then said in quiet satisfaction, “You pass the smell test, you’re not an imposter.”

his ass is NOT driving!!!!!!!

Basil and I just passed a retriever on our walk and when they sniffed butts a small child yelled OH MY GOD I THINK THEY LOVE EACH OTHER

I watched ride the cyclone! It was good!

[IMAGE ID: A quick pencil sketch of Mischa Bachinski from Ride the Cyclone. He is smiling looking to the right off camera and is cut off after his neck and his collar. The lines are a bit messy. IMAGE ID END]

LMAOOOO YES 😭😭😭

Roommate had a friend over last night who is a maintenance person and every time we mentioned another thing wrong with our apartment, he made this face like

I love my adoring fans ♡♡ we can make out in the parking lot if you’d like

No one:

Not a single soul ever:

Me *watching shadow and bone: ooooooo she decked him BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

i forgot that sousa’s washington post march is used in how i saved roosevelt, so when i heard it at a concert i went to today i was taken OUT

Every time I see that one podium meme I'm reminded of the time my (white) mom was invited to join a salsa competition during the time we lived in New Mexico and literally every other contestant was Latino and she was just ecstatic to get an "honorable mention"

Started replaying the base game main quest on a clone of my main again, but where I can take better screenshots because I have fashion now and can skip dumb side quests. Except the Moment I logged in to that new character I got a frantic whisper from a friend to come fill for a DB right now like damn I can't fuckin do casual shit for even a SECOND

oh hey look it's this guy

new goal in my games, put anas in places anas should never be.