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incorrectskzquotes · 3 days
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Hyunjin: I never bragged. Seungmin: You once called your face “proof of God’s existence.”
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skz-maybe-incorrects · 3 months
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hyunlix-lover4 · 4 months
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Minho: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY- Chan: Awwww, you’re so adorable! Give me a hug~ Minho: Wh-What? nO, yOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH- Chan, recording: This is so cute.
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str4ykin9s · 3 months
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Jeongin: Would you slap Hyunjin for a million dollars Han: Lmaoo I would slap him for a slice of cheese cake Minho: I would slap him if I felt like it Hyunjin: I feel so unsafe here
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incorrect-staytiny · 10 months
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Bang Chan: [fully immersed in his work, editing music and writing song lyrics]
Jisung: [upside down on the couch] do you think ducks have feelings?
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daechwitonguetech · 24 days
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Han: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Hyunjin : If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.
Han: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Changbin: Actually I did the math, Hyunjin would have $225, not $0.15.
Hyunjin: Fam I’m right here....
Felix: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Han: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Felix: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Han: :(
Changbin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Hyunjin would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Felix: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Changbin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Minho: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Changbin: Apply juice to what.
Seungmin: Directly to the forehead.
Bangchan: Great chat everyone.
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quokka143 · 10 months
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Chan: *wears a slightly lighter shade of black*
Seungmin: I see you're really busting out the spring colors
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minhosimthings · 3 months
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Minho: anything can be gay if you try hard enough
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sungieimagines · 1 year
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minho: where’s jisung?
jeongin: doing stuff.
minho: i don’t like the sound of that. where’s felix?
jeongin: trying to stop jisung from doing the stuff.
minho: and hyunjin?
jeongin: trying to stop felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.
minho: i see. and what are you doing here, jeongin?
jeongin: i’m supposed to stop you from stopping hyunjin from stopping felix from stopping jisung from doing the stuff.
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if2kittie · 1 year
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jeongin: hyung, whats nostalgia?
felix: it’s when you miss something that’s really old
[ 20 minutes later ]
chan: i’m home!
hyunjin: welcome back, we missed you!
jeongin: *whispers* nostalgia
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blueohs · 6 months
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jisung: if I died, how much would you miss me?
minho: it's funny how you think death can get you out of this relationship
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incorrectskzquotes · 2 days
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Changbin: Anyone ever tell you you've got anger issues? Chan: I prefer the term "leadership skills".
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skz-maybe-incorrects · 11 months
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hyunlix-lover4 · 3 months
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Hyunjin: PEASANT. I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE. Chan: You know there are other ways to say you want McDonalds. Hyunjin: FOUL PLEBEIAN. YOU DARE SPEAK AGAINST ME— Chan: sigh What do you want? Hyunjin: Chicken nuggets please.
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str4ykin9s · 3 months
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Jeongin: I'm not a baby! Chan: Then take your vitamins Jeongin: But they're not the gummy version!
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incorrect-staytiny · 11 months
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Felix: I love you guys, you’re the best that’s ever happened to me
Jisung: we’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?
Felix: yes
Seungmin: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you
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