Hear me out.
Cowboy!Mha Au....
LIKE C'mon- Farmer!Izu who gives ya the best crops he has tryna win your pretty little heart. Or he helps out around ur place just cause he likes seeing u check him out (God have mercy)
Or
Gun Slinger! Bakugou who swears he hates ya but always patrols your land first cause aint no one hurting you + he likes running into ya.
OR OR LIKE AN OUTLAW THING WHERE THEY R BOTH RIVALS?!?!
And ur sumth like the sheriff and they r like. Coming every few weeks and terrorising the town to try catch your eye.
And when you do catch one of them its always pointless cause they just flirt the whole damn time then break out the next morning leaving u a little sumth until you meet again.
Dear lord imagine going out of town to visit a friend and you run into outlaw!Shinso and Outlaw! Monoma (lucky u) who dont take you seriously cause cmon darling you dont look like you could put them away if you tried your hardest.
(They're on horse and u dont have ur gun, dont blame urself hun.)
They patronises you and kinda ruin ur whole ego because they were rlly mean :( and what if your not a good sheriff ?? What if ur rlly r just a stand in for the real heros??
Was this really worth wearing that stupid star if no one respects you??
"Well sweet's if ya want respect, me and my friend here can show ya what its like to be worshipped"
Cut to Outlaw!Izu coming round to tease ya only to find the sheriff's office thingy empty.
Weird, your usually on time everyday.
Well it has been a few weeks since he's seen you, maybe your schedule changed .
He's not very phased, instead deciding to stir up some trouble to try lure you out.
Well an hour into robbing the bank and still nothing.
He taps his foot impatiently, checking his non existent watch as he huffs, bags of cash in hand as he waits by the door for you to burst in.
Another hour passes and by now his hostages are litterally snoring.
He's decided he's had enough cursing under his breath as he throws the cash back at the sleeping receptionist because and I quote-
"Aint no fun when theyre not here."
Cry baby storms out the entrance and kicks the dirt around for abit before calling his horse.
Now cut to a few hours later where Bakugou comes storming in only for the receptionist to groan and say-
"Pack it up buck they're out of town"
Yells and cusses them out for a second before turning his ass around dramatically (his coat thingy swooshing a lil too) doing the same door slam thing.
Later that night they both bump into each other at the saloon only to be informed that you were supposed to return home last week, a few days later its printed everywhere in the papers.
"Local Sheriff Gone Missing"
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HAPPY 2023 from the XYZ quartet!!!!!!!!!
I hope everyone is having a good one so far!!! Thank you to everyone who’s sticking with me despite not being daily, here’s to a good year!!!!
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