House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
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i need you to tell me that you love me
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Wilson: What are you looking at?
House, doing a Buzzfeed quiz to find out what kind of scented candle he is: Porn.
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I'm actually pretty much insane about them. God Himself won't save me.
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"What if I need your liver" was such a crazy possesive line why does nobody talk about that
Houses reasonings for Wilson not getting the surgery werent just that it was dangerous, or could leave him alone, or made wilson a doormat
He didnt want Wilson to get the surgery in case he needed it for himself some day. Like yeah casually tell your best friend you think his organs basically belong to you, Okay.
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he said, to his own husband
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haunting the narrative is sooooo sexy
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i really truly think wilson taking the risk of doing chemo in an apartment because he'd rather potentially die in an old, probably not exactly sanitary place that homes a druggy cripple next to house instead of a clean an efficient hospital sorrounded by stranger medical professionals is something that is very poetic to me. in a way. and i like to think on it often
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