Dating Elsa Granhiert HCs
Content warnings: Mentions of gore and cannibalism.
》 First, congratulations for winning the heart of the Bowel Hunter without losing your intestines. Though she may not have killed you, you can not fix her. You may be her S/O, but she will not stop killing for you.
》 It's probably best you accept that before you find yourself as another name on her list of victims.
》 If you manage to look past the whole killing people thing, she can be very sweet. She's not the best at showing her feelings or really anything romantic, but she tries.
》 You're probably her first relationship, so be patient. After growing up on the streets of Gusteko, only to get out of there and go through all the things that she did, you can't really blame her for how she turned out. She can sometimes remind you of a child with their first crush or a puppy glued to their owner's side with how she acts around you, though.
》 As stated earlier, she really tries to show her affection towards you, definitely not in conventional ways. Whether you're a noble, commoner, or something in between, she'll make sure you're well taken care of.
- You're a merchant who has a rival trying to steal your customers? Dead. Body proudly displayed in front of their shop.
- You're broke? Here's a bunch of coins and other various expensive items she took from her victims.
- If you're a noble, having the notorious Bowel Hunter doing your dirty work and keeping you safe is definitely a plus.
- Cold? Very touch starved. Her body is surprisingly warm and soft, so enjoy it while you can. (Try not to bring up that time she decided to cover the two of you in fresh intestines.)
- Maybe, you're just as crazy as she is and just want to kill people every now and then. Well... let's just say you'll make attacks from the three great mabeasts look like nothing in comparison to what'll happen to the citizens of Lugunica.
- She is also great at sewing. She can help you with clothes, blankets, or whatever else you need. She even made dolls of the two of you.
》 Speaking of Lugunica, there are very few people who can keep you safer than the immortal assassin. With how clingy and possessive she can get, unless you somehow manage to provoke the wrath of the world governments or the Witch Cults, you can sleep easy knowing that Elsa has your back. Even if some innocents may get caught in the crossfire...
》 Do not let her anywhere near a kitchen. Her crimes against humanity does not just stop at murder.
》 Elsa doesn't really do much. If she's not on a job, which can last for a day to a couple of weeks, the two of you are usually lazing. So long as she's by your side, she's content, even if you two aren't really doing anything exciting.
》 Dates include... anything, really. Walking through a market, riding a mabeast, or going on a family trip to the capital with Meili. She's not picky. She may even take you on one of her jobs to show off a bit. Even if it may be a little disturbing, praise her and act impressed. She'll light up and be a happy Elsa for the foreseeable future. There is nothing better than two of her favorite things together.
》 Speaking of Meili, take care of her. She's like a little sister to Elsa, so it would mean a lot to her. Wherever Elsa goes, Meili is likely to follow. Play nice with her, and Elsa will only grow to love you more. It'll be like her own little family, something she's been depraved of her entire life.
》 Plenty of pet mabeasts to go along with that.
》 Basically, dating Elsa is a rollercoaster. One second, she's the equivalent of a housewife trying to patch in a hole in your pants, the next she's slicing open the stomach of some poor schmuck who looked at you the wrong way. Much more wholesame than you may have expected, though.
》 Just don't let Mother find out about your relationship.
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what are your thoughts on elsa/reinhard? I feel like they’d be a fun pairing.
OH ABSOLUTELY theyd be fun!! im really really open to most ships (yeah, even the toxic ones, even the problematic ones, etc etc, its fiction, rezero is ripe with a Ton of complicated character dynamics, i'll find the relationship interesting if theres narrative depth/potential behind it - just to make that clear :o !! i obviously do not condone that irl of course).
but yeah anyway!! yes definitely i think elsa/reinhard would be fun. you could explore it in all sorts of ways - i mean, elsa's the vampire here, reinhard's a monster for. various reasons. theres also other details like how. um. well reinhard's Immortal, so that means Infinite Guts for elsa!! and i think reinhard would be happy to at least make Someone happy T^TT he'd be like "i can just give the bowel hunter my guts over and over again and she'll be nice to me and not kill anyone else also unless theyre very very bad people? good deal :) new friend!!" or something LMAO. dudes starved for company and uh you could interpret elsas reaction in different ways. i feel like i dont know her that much atm though but i think she'd be amused yeah. i mean. infinite guts.... she gets the sword saint..... they can fight each other whenever also :)... and also meili likes the guy (she literally has a sword saint doll) so. its win win. elsa could be going "i could make him A Bit worse :)" and reinhard could be going "i could fix her :) ooh new little sister too!!" or something lajdflsjf. sorry im mentioning meili a lot when this is an elsa/reinhard ask but shes important okay. elsa-meili are a package deal and meili would have an Interesting dynamic with reinhard.
on a more serious note though... reinhard is also the best person to have if you want capella/"mother" to be destroyed. which probably factors into meili's fixation on reinhard. and also all three of them have this shared motif in their lives of Lack of Control. between elsa's backstory, meili's backstory, reinhard's backstory, it's. Something. alright. a lot of trauma to go around!! they can bond over that T^T and i think elsa and meili would have. Interesting Reactions with reinhard... the pristine powerful hero is actually powerless? thats. sad. and pathetic. and sad. but hey..... he can join the dark side too. and help us maybe... if that makes sense hah. im just spitballing ideas here pfft.
but yeah in all seriousness itd be interesting T^T maybe they could make their own weird uncanny dysfunctional trio together hah. they all got. Weird Stuff going on because they all have issues with intimacy also for Various Reasons and in Various Different Ways, so thatd be interesting to explore too!! i think theyd make each other simultaneously better and worse!! and also reinhard is. 1000% giving up those guts to elsa i dont see any other way this is going. depending on where you wanna take this though she might want like. New Guts if she gets tired of reinhard's aljdflsadjf. or maybe she likes it because she gets to see his body healing itself again and again and shes like woagh. whole new guts. :) meili can get like a little special function on her reinhard doll where his guts can fall out!!! elsa and reinhard made sure to help with the finishing touches of course <3
yeah so thats what i think!! elsa/reinhard would be very horribly funny i absolutely support this ship. <3 ty for the ask :D
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