subarus rated based on how good of a roommate theyd be
main route: 8/10, he'd probably be chill and can also do chores (was a butler for a while). the downside would have to be the revolving door of weird fucking friends hed constantly have over. it would be fun, but sometimes you just wanna relax at home and the fucking sword saint is in your living room.
pride:if: 1/10, he'd be mostly unbearable on account of his numerous issues. almost everyone he knew ended up dead by the end so i don't like those odds. also doesnt help that hes in a cult
wrath:if: 2/10, every time you'd ask him to do the dishes he'd flip a coin to decide whether or not to kill you. but at least he makes a lot of money on account of being a mafia boss, so i'll add a point.
sloth:if: 9/10, he's a house husband he knows how to amicably live with other people- he even had a roommate while his wife was pregnant for a while and it went alright. the only reason i'm deducting a point is because the kids are probably coming with him.
greed:if: 5/10, things would seem to be going mostly alright, despite the darkness lurking within him. it's weird how much he knows about you, even though you aren't close. he talks like he's known you for his whole life, but he just moved in a few months ago. he's holding onto grudges and gratitudes, despite nothing of note happening. he always knows things before you tell him. he's never late on the rent, though.
gluttony:if: -10/10 unless you like being stabbed and turned into a book. even if he doesn't decide to kill you, it would be like having 10 roommates on account of the fact that all his friends that he killed live in his head now. and he'd pace around the house all day long talking to them about future murder plans. i dont want to be on the news.
butterfly dream: -1000000/10 get this nasty freak away from me. i need a restraining order, not to share an apartment.
mimagau:if: 8.5/10 literally the same thing as the main route, but i added half a point because i'm a feminist
school:if: 7/10: same thing as the main route again but i deducted a point because it's a different genre. in a slice of life comedy you can expect even stupider shenanigans to ruin your peaceful day.
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Idyllic peaceful modern day AU's where Subaru still has RBD are so funny, like you have this friend group of college students and sure everyone has gone through some stuff in their past but then you just have Subaru who looks like he's going through the horrors on a daily basis
...but on the other hand he has astrophysics as a major so nobody bats an eye, bcs if they were studying astrophysics they'd look the same
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Otto at the start of arc 5 was actually SO funny he literally spent all of the opening chapters being like "Subaru, Emilia, you are both so FUCKING STUPID. Please don't do or say anything to anyone if I'm not around. You're going to fuck everything up. Please please please please just... Don't. Please." And then he proceeds to get piss drunk and throw up in a bush.
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Re:Zero Swap AU!!!
This is actually based on a fanfic i read but since i forgot Emilia's casual wear i thought why not just make my own version of Swap Emilia and put it in there XD
My version of otaku!Emilia:
-her hair would be messy because she didn't bother to take care of it. In the story, Rem would help her brush her hair properly. Then Subaru would be the one braided and tied her hair, so she gain the same hairstyle from original re:zero.
-like in the original story she is pure minded, due to isolating herself and lacking social interactions.
-she would make a lot of eccentric poses which were based on magical girls shows she watched XD
-she would use oudated slangs from the internet lol
-she is actually extremely shy and awkward, but after she got isekai'ed she is able to put her shyness aside and act true to herself because nobody knows about herself in there so she felt free- which results on her acting overall like original Subaru xd
-She has beautiful eyes but her eyebags is the one making her looks "scary" yup... I forgot to draw it...
That's all for now this was fun to make lol
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