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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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The beta kidz!
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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF THE GOVERNMENT TELLING ME I CAN'T BRING A CHICKEN, A SACK OF GRAIN, AND A FOX ALL ON THE SAME BOAT TRIP 😡😡😡
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They had a great time! 👍
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born to prance in the glade forced to guard the royal capital
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I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core
call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word
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doc and da dog
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All ships are toxic because dating isn't real
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trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
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watched a litttle egg guy burn to death in minecraft last night and i suddenly understand those qsmp bitches now.
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English added by me :)
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fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion
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