whatever is going on with rudyard and chapman has become undiagnosable. even when you fail you end up on top vs. one of us will bury the other vs. it seems you entirely broke his fall vs. that time just the two of them got into an actual food fight on christmas. it's literally like primary school soulmates it's like if you found that One Special Person who was made to get into fist fights on the playground with you until the end of time