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Anakin: Remember how upset you got when Ahsoka ended a text with “thx” instead of thanks?
Obi-Wan, visibly upset: Why would you bring that up?!
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Anakin: If there is credit to take, I will humbly take it. But if there is blame, it’s Obi-Wan’s fault.
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sorry someone was mean to you. always appreciate the humor.
Thank you so much! I really appreciate this <3
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Ahsoka: Sand...
Anakin: Yup...
Ahsoka: Instead of telling Padmé you love her for the first time, you said “I hate sand.”
Anakin: Yeah...
Ahsoka:
Anakin:
Ahsoka: How does that happen..?
Anakin, disappointed in himself: I don’t know..
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(What really happened in ROTS)
Obi-Wan: It’s over, Anakin! I have the high ground!
Anakin: Nu-uh!
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: THE FUCK YOU MEAN “NU-UH???”
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Ahsoka: Nope. I can never show my face to Obi-Wan ever again.
Anakin: It couldn’t have been that bad.
Ahsoka: No, it was.
Anakin: What happened?
Ahsoka: He asked me where you were, and I said “Who’s Anakin?”
Anakin:
Ahsoka, on the verge of tears: He wasn’t even mad that I was lying, just disappointed that I was so bad at it.
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(After Anakin was denied the rank of Master)
Mace Windu: And if you have any comments, feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
Anakin: But that’s just a trash can...
Mace: It sure is! :)
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Anakin: *causes an explosion*
Ahsoka: Aren’t you gonna ask?
Obi-Wan: What is this, my first day?
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Ahsoka: There’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Anakin, from the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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[Before departing for a mission]
Mace Windu: One moment, Obi-Wan. Ahsoka will accompany you on your mission.
Obi-Wan: Of course! The more the merrier!
Windu: And so will Anakin.
Obi-Wan: ...Up to a point.
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Anakin: I’ve never had a friend before.
Padmé: I’ll be your friend!
Anakin:
Anakin: I’ve never had a girlfriend before.
Padmé:
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Can you do Anakin and Ashoka?
Of course!
Anakin: How stupid do you think I am?
Ahsoka: About the same level as Jar Jar.
Anakin, on the verge of tears: You fucking take that back.
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Anakin: Black Lives Matter!
Obi-Wan: Black Lives Matter
Ahsoka: Black Lives Matter!
Padmé: Black Lives Matter!
Mace Windu: Black Lives Matter!
Yoda: Matter, Black Lives!
Luke: Black Lives Matter!
Leia: Black Lives Matter!
Han: Black Lives Matter!
C-3PO: Black Lives Matter!
R2D2: Bleep Loop Meep!
Chewbacca: Blaghhh Laghhh Magh!
Rey: Black Lives Matter!
Poe: Black Lives Matter!
Finn: Black Lives Matter!
Kylo: Black Lives Matter!
Me: BLACK. LIVES. MATTER!!
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Anakin: We need to stop leaving the Younglings around the Jedi Elders. I asked Ahsoka how old she’s turning and she said, “if the Force allows me to see it, 7 in June.”
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Anakin: Are you busy?
Obi-Wan: Yes.
Anakin: Cool, so listen to this-
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If y’all don’t follow them right now, I will use this 🔫
Introduction!
Hey I'm Grace! she/they
If you follow me (thank you for doing so) you have earned the rank of Dove 🕊
Don't worry, even if you just like or reblog a post, you can be a Dove <3 (but if you follow there's an emoji after)
I don't bite and I would love to have conversation with you beautiful Doves about Fnaf!
~ I get a lot of my inspo from @incorrectstarwarsquotess so I thought I'd give em credit cuz they make funny lil posts ~
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Anakin: I’m getting a brain scan today.
Ahsoka: To check if you have one?
Anakin, sarcastically: Thank you so much for your concern and support.
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