Louisa May Alcott, from Little Women

The Ballad of Bella Buttons (based on a true story)

And the woman, Victoria.

Don’t underestimate her.

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing, like why am I kicking my feet and giggling instead of earning enough money to get the green sofa of my dreams

[holds your hand] doomed by OUR narrative

kabru is so fucking funny. he’s out here playing 15 dimensional manipulation mind chess with a guy whose hobby is barking like a dog

the city where we live doesn't allow public barbecues so my brother fucking welded a grill to a handcart and now hosts "chill and grill sessions" where he sends all his friends his live location so they can hunt him down on their bikes with sausages in their backpacks while he carts it around evading the police like some sort of barbecue vigilante, grilling on the run. i have never been prouder of him

So I am just sitting here unkissed and uncuddled, the audacity of life

Crying over these lesbian cats

fucking sucks ass that detective is a subtype of cop or always some type of law enforcement. a detective should be someone who is a master of disguise, a weirdo, socially maligned, and hated by the police. he should solve the cases using his ultra specific knowledge about geography, linguistics, human biology, and cigar ashes

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

The final stage of every OC's creation is having to go through websites like this to name it: