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(Not counting naturally occurring things like people and rocks and plants)
Consider things like coins, books, or family heirlooms! Tell me about it in the tags!
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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there's laundry to do and a genocide to stop by vinay krishnan
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Out of pure curiosity and fun!
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POIROT: Hastings, have you never exaggerated your own importance to impress a young lady?
HASTINGS: Oh, well, I once told a girl I was a member at Wentworth when I wasn’t. But she didn’t play golf anyway. She thought Wentworth was a lunatic asylum.
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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there's no temptress quite as irresistible as the mid afternoon sleepies
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This is how it feels to read a classic that everyone in the world has already read and loves
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I know this isn't ninjago guys but I finished this 17 hour painting for my art class and I was proud of it so...enjoy.
I love Egypt fun fact about me. :)
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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok
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Graphic design is my passion. I think I’ve made the best vaporwave infographic of the first Punic war ever
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adulthood is just a never-ending cycle of So You Think You Can Wait Another Day To Do Your Laundry
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two men can have straight sex with each other. if they’re homophobic enough.
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