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enigmaris · 2 days

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All Father Thor, King of Asgard,

A new ruler of Hel has been chosen, the fearsome King Phantom, defeater of Pariah Dark. It is time for Asgard to prepare to pay the dues required to keep peace between the realms of the gods and of the dead. Bring the terms of your surrender to King’s Phantom’s representative on earth, Daniel James Fenton of Amity Park.

The Noble Scribe of King Phantom,

Ghost Writer

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“Okay so let me get this straight,” Tony Stark, Iron Man and Avenger said. “Ghosts are real.”

“Yes.” King Thor Odinson, Asgardian and god of thunder agreed.

“And they’re evil.”

“A bit of an oversimplification, but yes.” Prince Loki Odinson, sometimes villain and would be planet invader, answered.

“And the ghosts have had one ruler, the most powerful ghost in existence. And that new rulers are chosen by combat, meaning that every new ruler is more powerful than the last.”

“Yes, you’ve got the idea.” Thor said looking down at his knees for a moment.

“And since ghosts are so evil and so powerful, that means that their ruler is practically an unstoppable force of destruction.”

“Doesn’t it sound delightful?” Loki asked, to which he received a glare.

“So, for the past 10,000 years, at least, Asgard and plenty of other realms have been paying taxes to the ghost king to avoid a war. A racketeering scheme.”

“I don’t know what a racketeering scheme is but yes, the ghost peace treaty does require that Asgard pay the ghost king gold and magical weapons every century and if we fail to pay that price, then the peace treaty will be broken and Asgard will likely be forfeit.”

“That’s a racketeering scheme!”

“Well then yes.”

Tony pinched the bridge of his nose. It was clear the man’s headache was only growing stronger as he walked through the information the two gods had dumped into his lap this morning. Thor and Loki both had rushed into his lab and started babbling about world ending threats and how they might possibly be absolutely screwed.

“So, now there’s a new king. Which means a new peace treaty has to be signed.” Tony said the words ‘peace treaty’ in the same way he’d say ‘nuclear bomb’ or ‘Steve Rogers’.

“I thought you said it was a racketeering scheme?” Loki asked.

“Shut it.” Tony hissed.

“A new treaty must be signed.” Thor repeated, trying to keep the three of them on track.

“And since the last king Pariah Dark was so powerful that he made the entirety of Asgard tremble, you’re pretty sure this new king, Phantom, is probably worse.”

“Pariah Dark had the power to suck entire planets into the afterlife, destroying them,” Loki said looking at his nails. “Stands to reason that a ghost powerful enough to defeat him could do much, much worse.”

“Right. Fantastic!” Tony practically shouted.

“I don’t think anything about this is fantastic.” Thor admitted, he was ignored.

“And according to you Asgard has been paying the ghost tax for both their realm and ours since we were under Odin’s protection. And since Hela and Sutur destroyed your entire planet and your entire people are refugees, now we have to figure out how to keep an ultrapowerful ghost from wiping out our home without any way of paying him.”

“Technically we don’t know if Phantom is a ‘he’.” Loki pointed out unhelpfully.

“The letter literally says he’s a king!”

“Could be a title. What do the dead have need for gender?”

“This is not the point of this discussion,” Thor cut in before an argument about the usefulness of gender and the concept of a female king burst forth. “We’re here to figure out how to make peace with King Phantom without resulting in a war that would destroy our world and our peoples.”

“We don’t even have Earth’s mightiest heroes anymore.” Loki said, referencing the painful results of the civil war and the Accords.

“We’re fucked.” Tony decided.

“Yes,” Thor agreed. “We probably are.”

#danny phantom #phandom #fics #phan phic #phicc #marvel mcu #mcu #ghost king danny #mcu/dp crossover fics in the year of our Lord 2024 #avengers civil war #tony stark #loki #thor

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heydocpotts · 15 hours

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Couple days late but happy bday to my favorite iron guy! ❤️💛

#rhodey & morgan made the crown for him #tony stark #iron man #avengers doodles #mcu #avengers #marvel

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romanoffshouse · 3 days

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Natasha: What time is it?

Y/N: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we'll find out.

[Y/N blasts the saxophone]

Tony: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?!

Y/N: It's 3 am

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moonlit-imagines · 2 days

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Headcanons for being an Avenger with a low social battery

Avengers x reader

warnings:

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Can I have the avengers with a reader who has a really bad social battery. Like they can be out in public and then they just disappear and are like “nah I’m done with these mofo’s””

the avengers are quite the rowdy bunch

but you always as excitable as them

these guys were often in the public eye, always being asked all sorts of questions

but you just couldnt handle it a lot of the time

"y/n, can i get a picture with you? you're my hero!" -fan

"uh...yeah, sure. big smile!" -you, completely exhausted

you tried to be nice and not obvious that you were drained but boy was it hard

especially when tony threw his parties

you'd typically sit in the corner with a drink and try to make it through the night

but there were always some guests who were just dying to come talk to you

"hey! why are you hiding over here, there's a party going on! come, have some fun!" -clueless party guest

"oh, i'm okay over here, thank you" -you

"i'll keep you some company, then. why don't you tell me a story of one of your avenger missions"

some people just could not take the hint

but the avengers usually knew when you'd had enough

"wanna get out of here?" -nat

"please." -you

you'd recharge alone whenever you escaped the madness

dont even get me started on the news

they would do anything to get an interview with you

"y/n! could you comment on the recent events in [country] that you accompanied the avengers in?" -reporter

"we were there, we saved the day" -you, obviously exhausted

"is that all you have to say?" -reporter

"hey! don't you want to hear what i have to say? huh?" -tony

"thanks, tony" -you

"no problem, kiddo" -tony

wanda got it

you liked spending time with her because she liked to be calm and alone sometimes too

you'd read or watch tv or listen to music together in silence for hours

it was nice

it was funny because sometimes the team would all be socializing and then bam

"hey, where's y/n?" -steve

"i think they tapped out" -clint

"oh. i'll go check on them" -steve

"no, just leave them alone, they'll be back" -tony

after a lot of missions you'd just wait for the avengers on the quinjet while they spoke to authorities or SHIELD or whoever

"just forward me the mission report, i'll fill it out" -you

everyone just kinda let you do your thing

which worked out just fine for you

it drove fury crazy back in the day

"just why are we giving y/n special treatment? what? they're tired?" -fury

"i didn't say that, i said they were over your shit" -tony

"you better not have said that, i'll give you one last chance" -fury

and that is just another reason you were depleted

some days were better than others, and sometimes you could keep up! but once your battery died, that was it

"'social battery,' you say? any way i could be of assistance? maybe a small jolt from mjolnir to charge it back up?" -thor

"oh, no, just a figure of speech, no need for...that" -you

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#avengers #avengers x reader #avengers imagine #tony stark x reader #tony stark imagine #tony stark #steve rogers #steve rogers x reader #steve rogers imagine #thor odinson imagine #clint barton imagine #natasha romanoff imagine #wanda maximoff imagine #marvel #marvel imagine #marvel x reader

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incorrectmarvelquote · 2 days

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Tony: Are you gonna do anything productive today?

Peter: [on week 4 of summer vacation] I think I’m gonna try to run so fast at a chain link fence that I come out as cubes

Tony: Let me know how that goes

Peter: Will do

#incorrect quotes #incorrectmarvelquotes #mcu marvel avengers #incorrect marvel #tony stark #iron man #robert downey jr #rdj #peter parker #tom holland

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thewrittenpodcast · 3 days

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Peter: you can't ground me

Tony: can. Did. It's done you're grounded

Peter: but-

Pepper: no arguments you're grounded

Peter, saluting: yes ma'am Ms. Potts i am going to rethink my life in my room now

Tony:

Tony: HOW

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th3-c0rps3-r0gu3 · 3 days

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*Tony talking about how great he is*

Y/n: omfg shut up you sound like a walrus giving birth to farm equipment!

Natasha: *losing it in the background* omg detka you can't *wheeze* say that!

#natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha x you #black widow #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff x fem!reader #black widow x reader #tony stark

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florida3exclamationpoints · 3 days

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Steve + text posts pt. 4/?

#steve rogers #captain america #the first avenger #ca:tfa #bucky barnes #stucky #peggy carter #ca:tws #the avengers #tony stark #stony #ca:cw #marvel #mcu #text post meme #steve text posts

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jetblackfeeling · 2 days

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for @cap-ironman rbb 2024. thank you so much to ItsMayBiTheWay and capneverever for writing amazing fics for my submission! i had a lot of fun collaborating with them for this event! pls check out their works linked below!

Red Strings of Fate (Tying Me to You) by ItsMayBiTheWay Situationship by capneverever [link tba] caught red-handed by wingheads (me)

thank you so much cap/im mods for another fun rbb year!! :D

#stony #stevetony #steve rogers #tony stark #capimrbb #my schlock

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avengerscompound · 3 days

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Tony Stark & Scott Lang Avengers: Endgame

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natasha-rogersbarnes · 2 days

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Tell me I'm wrong in any way?

@tonystark-official @clintbarton-thearrowguy @white-wolf-actually @blackwidow-nat-official2 @official-pietro-maximoff @definitelynot-peterp4rker @whatarethooseshuri @probably-steve @bisexualswordlady

#marvel #roleplay #winter soldier #natasharogersbarnes #tony stark #valkyrie #steve rogers #pietro maximoff #peter parker #natasha romanoff #shuri #wakanda

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why-i-love-comics · 3 days

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Avengers Twilight #6 - "The World is Watching" (2024)

written by Chip Zdarsky art by Daniel Acuna

#hulk #iron man #bruce banner #tony stark #marvel #wednesday spoilers #spoilers #comic spoilers

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minimarvelh · 2 days

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Peter: mr. Stark, the mood ring says you’re my father so you should adopt me. (*gives him adoption papers and flies out the window*)

Tony, tearing up: fuck, I love this little shit so much. *signs the papers*

#peter was preparing this with ned for months #ned came up with the idea #irondad and spiderson #peter parker #tony stark #irondad #actually autistic #ao3 fanfic #spiderman #irondad spiderson #spiderson headcanon #ao3 #fandom #special interest #marvel

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 days

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Tony: *pours hot coffee into a car engine*

Tony: shit, thats not my mug

#he also poured oil into his mug #downed it like a champ #didn't realise until Friday told him what he had done #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #tony stark #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu

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incorrectquotesmcu · 17 hours

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Tony: Fuck.

Steve: We've got to work on your cursing.

Tony: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

#source: unknown #tony stark #tony stark incorrect quotes #iron man #steve rogers #steve rogers incorrect quotes #captain america #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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thewrittenpodcast · 3 days

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Principal: unfortunately we had to call your mother in

Peter: may won't pick up

Principal: no not your aunt. your mother

Peter: i don't... have one?

Principal: says here one Viginia Potts is listed

Peter: i have never met a virginia in my life

Pepper, walking in: i was called

Peter:

Peter: your name is virginia?

Peter: my life is a lie

Peter: how can I go on

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