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aridante · 15 days
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CHALLENGERS (2024) dir. Luca Guadagnino
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I bring it up because I just wanted to know no I can be proud of Daigo too!!!
i think it's ok to be proud of daigo dojima for getting this far with The Nastiest deck of cards he was dealt :) good for him :)
#snap chats#real shit tho#like first his parents are negligent if not potentially abusive#then his dad dies and listen Sohei Was Uber Cringe but still youre always gonna feel weird bout bad things happening to your parents#well not me my mom evil im built different but this aint bout me anyways#then daigo goes to juvie because he didnt know how to manage his emotions well and took it out on a baseball team#then he just wanderin the streets trying to fill the void until he gets sent to prison under false charges#and as soon as he's out BOOM. Do You Want This Burning Organization#GG he seemed just fine running it for three years but then Politics Happened and he Got Shot#lost his bestie (after bestie got guilty bout wanting to 'mercy kill' him)#and then not even a year later The Burning Organization is bankrupt because UNFORTUNATELY bestie was a GREAT accountant#and bros scrambling hes trying and he is fucking up but hes learning#Kinda he did run off in Y5 to make up for the whole baseball thing. not throwing hands with a baseball team- ok partially that kinda#and then he GETS SHOT. AGAIN.#then he got sent to jail in 6 for false arson charges... son please stop getting false charges...#and after his New Dad Number 3 'dies' he and his homies gotta get outta town less than a year later cause some twink said so#and THEN he gotta dissolve That Burning Organization and find everyone a new home and new way of life#and would ya look at him... he's still going strong.... im so proud of him and the fact he's not dead yet#tl;dr im very proud of daigo dojima even if he does silly things sometimes its honestly relatable#hes trying to hard to navigate this new path himself- not because he doesnt have anyone to help him (ok partially that)#and he just wants to prove to himself he's capable of doing this and he wants to make kiryu proud and do him right#UGH i love him.... im so proud of him thats all i can say i love him
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rockpapertheodore · 1 year
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I cannot tell you how frustrated I am with the anti-math movement because despite what anyone thinks in high-school, you use math constantly every day in ways the very, like, sexless? way school teaches math will never prepare you for.
If you want to run a business? Inventory costs, storage and logistics, labour and wages, bills.
You have any customer service job? You are making change. You are making SO much change. All the time. Sometimes the computer works and you're safe, but sometimes your entire point of sale is beholden to the whims of a third party system with a web server of your entire inventory on the other side of the state and it's gone down. Again. So u gotta do all the math on paper because you're still open because it's an inconvenience, not a reason to stop business.
Baking.
Building something? Gotta do some dang ol' physics and engineering if u wanna do it efficiently and with minimal expenses.
Sports people are doing so much subconscious math all the time, without ever knowing it, and being aware of all the ways geometry (if ur playing a stick-and-ball game like baseball or cricket or pool) or physics (literally every sport)
I'm not gonna lie, I'm not sure where I was going with this beyond "im so annoyed with the incompetent presentation of math in US public schools." Please understand I'm not trying to shame anyone, and I am not judging anyone for struggling with math. Math is an arcane wizard language invented to quantify and understand the functions of the world around us. The human brain is a pleasure-seeking monkey with astronomical pattern-recognition abilities, and some beautiful autist in the past went "hey actually what if I could measure everything?" And math started.
I'm not even particularly good at any discipline beyond general mathematics because I've been making change for customers since I was 6.
Also its really fun making ur bosses sweat when you piece together the profit margins on accident because you 'tism for a second and guesstimate the cost of buying in the product and margin of profit based upon sale price and volume of sales.
Anyway learn and understand just enough to survive, and then just enough more to make your employers sweat when you can explain to your coworkers approximately how much the store is making.
Shoutout to my discalculic homies, I don't know how to make math that doesn't suck yet, but I'll do my damndest to help u out when they create a sequel to numbers that makes sense.
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joonberriess · 2 years
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ʚ SUGAR ɞ
a collection of soft moments between you and your gentle giant as you navigate life together step by step, hand in hand.
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imagine: having a size difference between you and your boyfriend, you can't help but love how big he's gotten.
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imagine: the boys thinking you're the sweetest thing on this earth, but namjoon has a few words to say about that.
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ʚ HOMIE HOPPER ɞ
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he's yours and you are his. you didn't need a magazine to tell you that, because the media knew nothing about what went on behind the scenes.
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ʚ WHAT’S POPPIN ɞ
imagine: yoongi being the type to buy you a chain cause if he's pimped out, his girl gotta be too.
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ʚ DEVIL ɞ
imagine: being a staff member who is corrupted by yoongi, who takes a dark interest in you.
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ʚ SHINUNOGA E-WA ɞ
four times you said I love you + the one time yoongi says it first. alternatively: five special moments with your beloved husband.
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imagine: having a “innocent” reputation, but yoongi ruins it by fucking you in the backseat of his car.
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ʚ ALL MINE ɞ
you never expected in a million years to work with the one and only jung hoseok. you also didn't expect to indulge in a series of hook-ups with the rapper, but like a good girl you obey your senior.
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ʚ NDA ɞ
imagine: being one of the "lucky" fans at lollapalooza, getting a one on one experience with hoseok.
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ʚ HOMIE HOPPER ɞ
rumor has it that you like keeping it in the friend group when news breaks out of your latest boyfriend. your poor boyfriend’s left trying to figure out if his “friends” had you too.
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ʚ ALL I NEED ɞ
it's a lazy afternoon and you're watching the sun set with your boyfriend who's between your legs..
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ʚ WANT ɞ
imagine: forgetting all about the movie because jimin has other plans.
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ʚ GROUPIE LOVE ɞ
he was all yours for just one night, and you want to make the best of it before you go back to being just his fan.
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ʚ SEX TALK ɞ
you're seeing two hotties on the down low, getting your back blown out every other night by either one. that is until you find out they're roommates..
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ʚ MANEATER ɞ
imagine: pissing off taehyung who is your much older, sexy, sugar daddy.
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ʚ EAT MY LOVE ɞ
taehyung wakes you up in the middle of the night for some sleepy, lazy fun.
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ʚ CAPTAIN HOOK ɞ
you and tae are hooking up on the down low, feeling may or may not be involved but who cares? you’re here for a fun time, not a long.
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ʚ ECOUTE CHERIE ɞ
imagine: traveling to Paris with Taehyung, just enjoying your time with your fiancé and unborn child in your belly.
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ʚ THROAT GOAT ɞ
imagine: sucking the soul out of taehyung through his cock.
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ʚ BIG OL FREAK ɞ
you're both exclusive (sometimes) to each other. jungkook fucks the way he acts—crazy, hard. too bad you're only here for the ride.
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ʚ SEX TALK ɞ
you're seeing two hotties on the down low, getting your back blown out every other night by either one. that is until you find out they're roommates..
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ʚ TODAS MUEREN POR MI ɞ
imagine: jungkook as a boxer and your boyfriend. he's your ride or die and you're his too. a modern day Bonnie and Clyde.
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ʚ 90S AMERICAN SUPERSTAR ɞ
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ʚ SLUT ME OUT ɞ
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ʚ AGORA HILLS ɞ
your hot grunge bf letting you ride it.
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your best friend’s dad is a little too hot to resist, you’re caught in the crossfire and forced to face bigger issues like telling your friend your baby daddy is none other than her dad.
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you and your baby daddy are rocky as hell given the history between you two, but for some reason you can’t stop letting this sleazy bastard back in no matter how much you try to ignore him.
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PIMP SERIES
a series revolving around you and strip club owner jungkook who may or may not be dealing with some shady stuff on the side. who cares? he’s your man.
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JOCK!JK SERIES
in which a pretty bimbo and a jock come together and the magic happens, or: a love story between our originals who started it all and set the pace for my other series.
𓆩♡𓆪 the much needed thread (intro)
𓆩♡𓆪 “why don’t you say so?”
𓆩♡𓆪 “eat it like i need an apron on,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “can we take this off and get naked?”
𓆩♡𓆪 “booty so big, lord have mercy,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “he a eater, he ate it for lunch,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “i heard from a friend of a friend that that dick was a ten out of ten,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “wetter than umbrellas and stickier than apple pie,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “oh, i’m falling, forever you and i,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “damn papa, you a rare breed, no comparing,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “it’s the way that you can ride, think i met you in another life, so break me off another time,”
𓆩♡𓆪 “you don’t have to admit you wanna play, just let me rock you till the break of day,”
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gojos-thot-patrol · 1 year
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I don’t know bout you but I’m introverted af. How would the jjk dudes treat an introverted and shy partner? 😊
AHH I love this request!! though, I will say I also have extreme social anxiety and I think that may have bled through so keep that in mind!
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Starring: Satoru Gojo, Suguru Geto, Kento Nanami, and Ryomen Sukuna
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Satoru Gojo
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Gojo is going to be a hard one to deal with if you’re an introvert, I’m not gonna lie homies
He is extremely extroverted and loves to be around people.
He actually kinda has to be around people, least he lose his frickin mind
But, he does try to do better and pick up on your nonverbal cues
If you guys are out and he notices you getting overwhelmed, he tries to separate you from the situation
And while he loves hang outs, kick backs, nights out ect, he also loves just hanging out with you at home, quietly watching you play games or read together
I will say he does fall into the trap of finding your shyness cute.
Your flustered body language as you try to hide yourself away in social situations, He finds it cute!
And I honestly think he has a little bit of a hard time understanding your discomfort being around friends.
I mean, think about it. He’s a lonely guy with not a lot of friends. Gojo loves to attend social gatherings and hang outs, because they make him less lonely.
Why would anyone want to be lonely?
I also think he would have a pretty hard time giving you space ngl
Like, you just want to read alone but he wants to be right next to you. 
So, you have to be blunt with no room for misinterpretation when you need space. Just like real life!
I don’t think it would hurt his feelings, don’t worry. He’d be happy you can be so honest with him
He does try to adapt to you and your needs, but ya gotta give him some time
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Suguru Geto
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BESTIES, HE RUNS A CULT IDK WHAT YA WANT ME TO TELL YA
As an introvert who loves loves loves Suguru, don’t date him if you’re an introvert LMAO
He’s always got people in and around his house and all of them want to talk to him. It’s his “Family”
He may even be a little bit upset with you for wanting space from his family
They don’t mean you any harm, they love you! Why do you hate and avoid them?
I think he would “try” To “Help you adapt.”
By that I mean when you start to get overwhelmed, he pushes you past your boundaries to keep hanging out with them.
He would give you a drink to “help you nerves” 1000%
I just feel like being an introvert and dating him would leave you overstimulated all the time.
Not related (But it feels very related) he sees no problem in using the overhead lights and does so liberally. I mean that derogatorily.
Your best bet at getting some space is sneaking away while the others are deep in conversation
If you’re an introvert please stay far away from this man. I'm so serious. For your own safety stay clear
Now, that being said, I do think you can get some quiet time by agreeing to read with him.
But that’s it other than that you’re screwed.
Good luck soldier.
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Kento Nanami
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HIM TOO BESTIE HIM TOO
He completely understands because he is the exact same way
He's extremely sensitive to your needs and when you start to feel overwhelmed 
And as such, he's really good about getting you away from the situation and to a safe place where you can calm down
He understands space better than any of the other guys because he needs it sometimes too
You guys work because both of you hate everyone else
Ok, that's a bit of an exaggeration but there's truth to it!
One of his favorite fate nights is just sitting with you reading together 
Unlike Gojo, he doesn't see your signs of distress as cute. He sees them for what the are: signs if distress 
Thankfully, he's never opposed to leaving any social gathering early to get you home to recharge your battery
Honestly he probably needs a recharge too
And don't worry, he's not going to ask you to go anywhere else for at least a little while
Honestly, he's the objective best bet for any introvert
He's understanding and gentle about the situation 
All he asks is that you do the same for him
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Ryomen Sukuna
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Ok, here me out on this one. Sukuna loves that you're an introvert 
….because it means he has an easier time keeping you to himself 
What, you didn't think this would come without a catch, did ya?
I've touched on this before but I think Sukuna is really in touch with his SO’s needs, so he picks up on it the moment you start to get overwhelmed
And his version of helping you re-regulate is to just taking you home because he didn’t want to be round people anyway
Honestly, I feel like he may be an introvert too
But not in a “People can drain me” Sometimes way but in more of a “I fucking hate people” way
He’d make fun of you for it too just fyi
“What? Can’t handle a few humans? Pathetic.”
If someone comes looking for you to hang out he’s real quick to be like “Sorry, her battery is dead today.”
Even when it’s not
Does not understand personal time at all.
Ask him to leave you alone all you want, he’s going to be at least in the same room as you.
Probably pouting because you don’t want to be near him
Have I mentioned yet that Sukuna is a nightmare?
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fourphoenixfeathers · 2 years
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I have seen some horrors, so here's a PSA to all my homies who have asthma/use inhalers.
I have seen too many people use their inhaler improperly, essentially making the medicine useless, and it makes my own chest hurt just watching it. 🥲
Shake it first before you use it
Exhale as deep as you can before you take the puff, and inhale as deeply as you can while you are pressing down on the canister. A normal shallow breath won't get the medicine in your chest, so it won't do anything to help.
Make sure your lips are closed around the mouthpiece when you take the puff! Treat it like a kazoo or a harmonica. If your lips are not all the way around, some air might escape out the gaps.
After you take the puff, hold your breath for ten seconds if you are able. If not, try for at least 5. It's important to hold the medication in your lungs so it can do its work.
Wait a bit and take deep breaths in between the first and second puff.
I hope this helps. Stay healthy and take care of your lungs! Mucus buildup can be torture sometimes, so we gotta make sure we aren't making things harder for ourselves than we already are. :D
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kissitbttr · 2 months
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LMAOO bae ik u heard of that j cole nd kendrick beef 😭😭 what would frat!mig’s reaction be bc i think its so funny since thats both his fav artists
SEEEE EXACTLY WHAT I HAD IN MY MIND WHEN I HEARD THE NEWSSSS!! WENT STRAIGHT TO FRAT!MIGGY
“unbelievable. eso fue muy estúpido” he scoffs, scrolling through his phone by the bed.
you peer over your shoulder to look at him, abandoning the open book and pencil. “baby, you have been grumbling for the past ten minutes. are you menstruating or something?”
“what the hell? no! of course not! it’s just that” he sighs heavily, eyebrows pinching in frustrations as his eyes settled on his phone screen. “the fuck is j. cole problem?”
raising an eyebrow, you stand up before walking over towards him. miguel has his sweatpants with no t-shirt on, showcasing his bronze skin with rippled muscles that never fails to make you wet. his other hand playing mindlessly with a ball, throwing it up to the ceiling before catching it back so effortlessly.
“this is about j cole and kendrick beef?” arms crossed over your chest while asking, amused by how your boyfriend gets quite worked up over this,
“technically, kendrick has no beef with the man. j cole just loves to starts shit which is so not him. what the fuck is going on?!” he answers with a tone, eyes looking up at you momentarily. “like look at this shit, muñeca!”
miguel turns the screen towards you, showing a headline of j cole writing a diss track as a response to kendrick’s first jab against him and drake. your eyes squinting to read the news carefully,
“you done reading? my hand is getting tired” miguel jokes, earning a warning glare from you. “see?! and look at this part right here—he even said that kendrick was not that good if he only produced an album once in a blue moon” he rolls his eyes, turning the phone back to him.
“baby that’s not what he said” you watch how his focus is turned back onto the news. “you’re taking it out of context. it even said that kendrick wrote the diss first”
“who’s side are you on?!”
“i’m not siding with anyone!” you defend, almost bursting out a laugh at how serious he is looking at you. as if this beef between his two favorite artists somehow is a matter life and death. “you love these two guys, i don’t think you should put too much thought into it and just rather listen to the music”
“that’s a very loser ass response of you, muñeca”
“fucking excuse me?!”
“this shit is important! because i gotta know what really drives j cole into doing this shit to kendrick. and you know me better, hermosa! if i had to choose between the two it’s always going to be kendrick!”
“well I didn’t ask that”
“well you should have!” he mocks your tone, scoffing. “and why the fuck is drake even gets dragged into this shit?! ‘7 minute drill’ yeah your career is a 7 minute drill compared to kendrick, homie” he tsks, head shaking at the lame attempt of j cole trying to embarrass kendrick.
it’s both cute and annoying when miguel acts like this sometimes, heavy on the annoying though. he really is obsessed with the two men who he will argue to hell and back how they changed his perspectives in music,
“i am not arguing this with you. jackass” you mumble, rolling your eyes. “and since you’re very very preoccupied at the moment, i am cancelling my plan to let you fuck me from behind tonight” you say before walking back to his desk
and that somehow catches his attention. both his hands stop moving, whipping his head towards you and eyes go wide.
“what did you say?! wait—wait—i’ll take it back, baby! these two mean nothing to me! oh my god, please come back! i am going to die if you don’t hop on my dick tonight!”
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andysorbit · 5 months
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hiii. I am here to beg on my knees to have YOU write anything for Minho plz plz plz!!! go to town with it. I know you'll write something heavenly nasty that'll make my clits alarm go WEEE-OOO 🚨 feed my 13 years of delulu. fuck me up. *kitheth* from your fellow SHINee hoe 💎
I knew I'd be seeing you about our favorite himbo 😎😎
I got some good news homie you don't even have to beg... walk with me for a moment... I gotta tell you something 😏
Minors, fuck off
Mentions of a reader who owns a cooter
so Minho is type of partner who has 3 sides.
1. Hard Dom
Hard dom Minho is very serious when you two are playing. He's firm. He's not gonna tell you something 3 or 4 times. He knows that it's absolutely realistic to be so caught up in excitement, lust, and the orders that he gives you that his commands fall on short-circuiting ears but he will never tell you something more than twice. Never.
He loves things messy and sloppy. He's the kind of guy to devour your pussy just because he it's his favorite thing to do. He doesn't care if he's supposed to be punishing you. He has a weakness: tasting you, bumping his nose against your clit while he's fucking you with his tongue, seeing the way your thighs glisten when he spreads your legs. He's obsessed with it. When you're good, he'll eat you out, fuck you, spill his cum inside of you, and then go right back to eating you out. He doesn't necessarily care about what's considered taboo when it comes to eating you out or even if lapping his own cum up as he eats you out is considered insane. He knows what he wants, he knows what he likes, and above all else; he knows that everything he does makes you cum harder and harder each time he does it to you and that's the only thing he has on his mind. When you're bad, you don't get to try and scoot away from him or push him off of you. He's not pulling you back to him. Why? Because you're not moving away from him and why are you not moving away from him? Because you know better. Oh, God do you know better.
He's big on doggy style. The way he can grab at you, reposition you, drive his cock deep into you with deep emphatic strokes that he knows will have you sobbing and begging him to never stop. He loves that he all of this power over you because when he's talking dirty in your ear; calling you a cum dump, an easy hole, or a cocksleeve- he doesn't have to sell that concept to you. You both know how easy you'll give it up for him. He loves that he's found someone he can love and degrade, worship and deprive, pamper and control.
He's a huge fan of watching you struggle to fit his cock inside you
(3rd arm agenda, okay??)
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He's gonna talk some shit about it too. He isn't a toxic man but he's a manly man and manly men like doing things that bring out the masculine parts of themselves that make them feel all of the wonders of their "prime" (I use the term "prime" very loosely because as long as you're alive, you're in your prime) so he loves dragging you back to him when he's overstimulating you, loves how you try in vain to push his hands away from your sensitive cunt, how you respond to how deep his voice is as he's talking you through another orgasm.
He likes to spank you and sometimes slap your face but he loves handling you and he'd much rather wrap a hand around your throat to hold you in place while he's fucking you in missionary. When he's fucking you from behind, he'd rather trap your arms behind your back and drive into you. He loves the Pretzel Dip position the best and will definitely make you suck his fingers any chance he gets.
He has an oral fixation. Will he obliterate your throat? Yes. The sight of you on your knees for him; teary-eyed, trembling, and drooling from the corners of your mouth is enough to make him cum.
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2. Soft dom
Minho as a soft dom is playfully and adventurous. He likes to laugh and tease and he's a bit of a pushover. He'll tease you just so he can hear you whine and laugh when you do. He thinks you're cute, lush, beautiful. He wants to show you that even though you're both playing, you're still the center of everything for him. He wants to spoil you with his time, his love, his body. He loves knowing that he can get you off. That alone is so hot and he wants to show you that he appreciates the trust you have for him in all aspects of your relationship. He loves watching his fingers or his cock slowly sink into your cunt or how puffy and used your lips get from blowing him. He's gonna tell you that your cunt is gorgeous- yes gorgeous because to call anything about you pretty is lazy in his eyes and he has to always do his best to make you comprehend how he sees you.
3. Sub Minho
He's gonna praise you, talk you through your orgasms, overstimulate you while he chuckles. When you're trying to get away from him, he's very much a "Hey, love, don't leave me... Please. Need you so much, okay?" and how could you ever deprive this man of his favorite indulgence?
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Every once in a while, he'll let you take control. He's not super submissive but he'll let you pull his hair, choke him, and whatever else you want- within reason. He's not into pegging but he's a giver and he's fair so he'll let you try things if you're curious.
Bonus: Aftercare
When he's in the head space to let you be in control, he likes watching you ride him. Loves the way you look when you hover over him and fuck yourself up and down on his cock; how you sigh when he reaches up to toy with your nipples or presses his hand to the small if your back. He's just in love.
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Overall, Minho is a simp for his partner and aftercare is something he loves to do. Aftercare when he's done hard domming you is gentle, quiet, and playful. He also needs reassurance from you. Reassurance that he satisfied you and that he didn't go too far. He has the self control of a Saint but he always needs the reassurance that in his own moment of excitement, lust, and control that you didn't set a boundary only for it to fall on short-circuited ears. He's getting you a drink, cracking a window for some fresh air, and you're both going into the gentle affirmations part of your aftercare routine.
When he's done soft domming you, he's silly, soft, and clingy. He loves holding you but he also loves when you hold him so he can press his face into the crook of your neck for some good ol' snuggle time.
and thank you for coming to my TedTalk
When he's feeling more submissive, he doesn't feel that he needs aftercare unless you're both trying something new but he likes to cater to you and your needs after. Sometimes you need it and other times you don't. When you don't, he's down to just rest with you.
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no but that was a spiral that I didn't expect holy hell thank you for reading if you got through it all!!
and thank you to @saradika for the dividers 🤍
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"Bunnies are usually Yuuta's thing, but I'll join in just this once!"
I've been working on this for a bit in between work and other things and I'm glad to finish it! I've watched the first half of the White Rabbit festival and its very fun so far. A nice little break for chapter 7's intensity! (In case anyone still doesn't know I haven't been as active lately because I have a full time job now! I'll still be making content though, just a bit slower! <3)
Voice lines Under the Cut:
Set Home: Let’s hop to it! Hehe~
Home Idle: There's so many pretty flowers here! And look, even the bushes are shaped like rabbits, how cute!
Idle 2: The history of Deuce's hometown is so interesting, I have read about the white rabbit before, but hearing the local folk tales and legends adds an entire new perspective!
Idle 3: I gotta make sure to get pictures of everyone in their outfits! It’ll be a great section in my scrapbook. Maybe I can get one of Deuce and his mom too?
Idle Groovy: -LOCKED-
Home Login:  All the ticking clocks in town make me feel a little nervous…I’m not sure why?
Tap: The ears on my costume are floppy! I hit myself in the face a few times hehe!
Tap 2: Ortho’s been taking pictures along with me, the two of us have tons of great shots! I’ll have to make sure to get pictures of him, sometimes he forgets to take some of himself.
Tap 3: Even though I think Deuce’s outfit is pretty goofy I told him he looked handsome and distinguished! You gotta look out for your homies!
Tap 4: Silver was staring so intensely at me, it kinda freaked me out! But…it turns out he just wanted to tell me my shoe was untied. Then he even kneeled down to tie it for me…He seems like an alright guy.
Tap 5: Epel kept trying to compliment my look by saying it was “cool” and “statuesque”! Is it so bad to just look cute? **sigh** I don’t get it…
Tap 6: The glasses I’m wearing are styled after the pair the White Rabbit wore. They're a little smaller than my normal glasses, but they have their own charm.
Tap Groovy: -LOCKED-
Bonus meme bc I loved the silhouette:
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I LOVED UR GAMER SNK MEN HCS!! what about reader as a gamer 👀??
SNK MEN WITH GAMER!READER
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starring: Eren, Jean, Armin, Connie, Porco, Reiner, Levi, Zeke
rating: mostly sfw! 18+
notes: Thanks so much for the request!! My first ask (‘: I added some of the other men because even though they might not understand video games, they can still support their partner hahah. Is there anyone else you guys would want to see included in these headcanons? Erwin? Bertholdt? Should I do some with the ladies? Let me know! Thanks for your continued support(:
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EREN:
If you’re on the same team he’s supporting you 100%, doing whatever he can to help you out if you’re getting targeted or something
If you get killed? He’s going after the fucker who took you out at least ten times (or until you tell him it’s okay you’ve respawned!! He can chill!!)
But if you’re playing against him? Good luck because he’s going to target you hahah
He thinks it’s cute how whiny you get when he snipes you or gets you with his ultimate
“Sorry, (y/n), you gotta be better than that”
This man is so cocky oh lord
Secretly, when you get him back he gets so flustered? But you can’t tell because he just scoffs and tells you that he let you get him
Man’s is sportin a boner through under his desk lmao!! It’s hot seeing you take control what can I say
He invites you to the discord but then immediately regrets it because Jean will constantly try and talk about you
Jean is a homie! But he thinks you’re cool and it pisses Eren off whenever he asks you to check your dms so it’s a win-win (he just sends you memes lol)
Eren’s friends are all chill with you playing but he still likes to remind them that you’re dating
“Eren did you fucking set my house on fire” “that’s what you get for giving (y/n) a flower dumbass” “bro they needed it to make DYE you idiot”
You guys have a minecraft house together and it’s super cute! Eren will definitely let you decorate while he collects materials for you. Or you both will go on adventures together(:
If you’re playing alone he’s super supportive too! Totally down with you having time with your friends online
In between his matches with the boys he’ll come up behind you and kiss your head, not wanting to interrupt too much
But sometimes he’ll fully move your headset off of one ear and start backseat gaming
“You should use your ultimate after your teammate uses theirs. Theirs will freeze the enemy and then your pure damage will take them out… okay good now go over here and—“
After your matches he’s super affectionate ahhh
Wraps his arms around you from behind and plants a big ol’ kiss on your cheek
“M’girl did so good!!”
JEAN:
He’d be a touch cringey lmao
Insists on you both having his-and-hers desk-mats. Gives you a custom mousepad with a picture of you both on it for your birthday and the image turns out kind of wonky
He’s be heartbroken if you don’t use it though!! So you better
One day you come home and he’s rearranged half the apartment so you can have a gaming room together with your desks facing each other
But this ends terribly bc he can be too loud sometimes and he gets distracted by you
Invites you to the discord and then asks you privately if you can coordinate your nicknames online to be like “his (y/n)” and “her Jean” AA
The others never stop giving him shit for it
But he loves you! And he’s so glad you have this hobby in common
Might get a little salty about you playing with your friends without him
If you have a full team that’s fine!! But if he finds out you have a random on your team…
“Why didn’t you ask me to join?” “Babe you were in the middle of your own match!!” “So? I could have quit and joined >:(“
Probably super friendly with your friends and playgroup! Will happily hop on and play with y’all and he behaves himself
Not oblivious to the fact that some of your friends might think he’s cute/flirt with him a little bit?? But he’s confused because he has you so why are they talking to him like that
Doesn’t confront them but shuts them down respectfully(:
“No I can’t give you flowers because these ones are for (y/n) I’m surprising her with them because I love her!! I’m sure you can find your own though(:”
If you’re playing DOTA or League together he’s still garbage :( sorry hahah
Gets flustered by playing with you and then fucks up more
“Babe, can you come help me? The guys keep ganging up on me”
But he is SO PROUD OF HIMSELF whenever he can help you out!!
“Don’t worry, princess, I’ve got your back” “Dude you died four times just trying to get to (y/n)” “Shut the fuck up, Connie”
While you’re gaming you’ll reach for your drink and see it’s miraculously filled up? And there’s a little piece of your favorite candy next to it? You turn around and just see Jean sneaking back over to his desk oh lord
ARMIN:
surprise surprise, he is a total sweetheart
You two probably play a lot together just the two of you before he invites you the join their discord?
He just thinks there’s something really intimate about you both playing games together, without others
And you still definitely do that!! Armin would be the type of guy who would invite you to play games with him hahah
“Hey, (y/n)? I was wondering if you’d want to maybe play Civ 6 with me tomorrow night? Maybe we can make dinner together beforehand!”
He is the best player 2 when you guys play games, especially story games!
But similar to Eren, if you guys are on opposite teams he will show no mercy :)
“Sorry! I can’t help it” “Armin you literally CAN you’re looking for me to kill me” “oops! I’ll go easy on you, my bad!”
He never goes easy on you
He’s the best player out of his friends but he probably isn’t on every night like Eren and Connie are hahah. The nights he is on though he’s on all night!
If you stay up with him, expect super lazy mornings where you slip out of bed past noon and make pancakes together
Expect super lazy afternoon-sex where he just kind of lies on top of you LMAO, gently holds you and cradles you underneath him as he buries his face into your neck, you’re both so tired from a night of gaming but he loves getting to spend that time with you
If he’s reading or doing homework and you’re gaming, he leaves you be!
He thinks it’s important to have privacy and alone time (and he’s right)
But he’ll also come up to you after your game ends, put his hands on your shoulders and ask how your match went!
If you ask him to coach you during a match he’s actually super supportive and helpful? Unlike if you’re playing a co-op game with him hahah
He also probably likes getting to train you and teach you! He wants you to be the best(:
If he’s feeling particularly clingy he’ll just move a chair to sit next you your gaming desk and read next to you lmao
Not even talking or distracting you! He just finds the keyboard clicks and your voice calming
Okay I want to make random college headcanons for the boys should I ever write a fic, and Armin would also make models?? I’m thinking warhammer or DnD ones (DnD with the squad headcanons? 👀) imagine him with a headlamp and big ol’ glasses so he can get a detailed paint job!
And he’d custom make a model of your main in their costume and surprise you with it on your anniversary! It takes him weeks to make :')
CONNIE:
omg he’d be an ass
You know those memes about the pick me characters? He’d jokingly accuse you of that
“Idk do you really know how to play COD? Or are you just trying to hang with the bros” “Connie I literally kicked your ass last night what do you mean” “Fair point”
Probably just teases you a lot during the games in general
“Babe if you press Q while holding your diamond pickaxe it’ll make you mine obsidian faster” “Wait (y/n) don’t that’ll throw your pickaxe into the la—"
Seconds later: *conniespringaa tried to swim in lava*
In a match those he’s actually the most supportive I’d argue? He totally lets you do your thing, whereas Armin and Eren might still have you try and follow their lead
“Where you goin’, mama? Damn atta girl! I’ve gotcha, don’t worry (y/n)” literally just follows you around the map to be backup and to hype you up!
In my last set of hcs Connie was a streamer! If you also streamed he’d be obsessed with doing those fun collabs with you
Either that or he’d be like “ew guys this weirdo is trying to join my discord call rn lemme see what she wants— hello? Do I know you? Always happy to meet a fan but how did you get my discord?”
Idk why he thinks pretending he doesn’t know you is the funniest thing ever?? You guys start a new match with his friends and suddenly he spends the whole game chirping at you
“Damn mama where have you been all my life? You got a man? Why don’t you let me get your number, I bet you look fine as hell in real life” “Connie if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m going to lose it”—Eren
He’s so much fun to play story games with though! I’m thinking Detroit: Become Human
He’ll sit next to you and let you control things and he’ll do voices for the characters (he’ll even turn down the game voices so he can impersonate the characters instead)
Makes Connor and the other androids it sound like literal robots, add in extra comments, etc
Honestly I think Connie would be the best at voices? He does super great impressions of his friends and will share them a lot on discord while you’re all playing minecraft, to their dismay :)
Sometimes if he isn’t playing with you he’ll just send you a DM asking you to stream so he can watch? So cute
Too embarrassed to ask you in person but you just got used to streaming on discord now so he can hop on and watch from his computer
PORCO:
I feel like he’s pretty independent when it comes to gaming ngl so when he finds out you are a gamer he just kind of like “oh word? Cool”
Since he plays a lot of games like FIFA and GTA, he usually plays those while you do your thing
Idk why but I also feel like he would be the type of guy to have a spotless apartment? Takes pride in his cleanliness so he’s usually cleaning the apartment while you game
Which is okay with him! He likes hearing you talk to your friends
To him, gaming is kind of his thing to do when he wants to be alone? Even when he’s playing with other people it’s kind of like his private time
So when you’re playing with your friends he lets you have space!
He and Jean are probably the two gamers who would want to spend more time with you outside of the apartment doing things anyway!
But if you want to play with him he’s totally down!
He’s a pretty casual gamer but you can still expect him to get heated, especially if he thinks someone is targeting you or cheating
“No, Porco it’s okay! I made a bad play that’s all” “no (y/n) there’s no way he could have hit you from there, something’s going on”
He will make dinner while you’re gaming and surprise you with it after your match! Even though you can smell it from your desk lmao
“C‘mon, dummy, it’s getting cold,” he’ll call out and gestures to the chair he’s holding out for you
He scoots you in once you’ve sat and he asks you about how your matches are going
If you lost he’ll slide your dessert away from you and then say “sorry, winners only” 😐😐
He’s still not the most active when it comes to their DOTA or League games, but he invites you in to play with his friends so it’s okay!
Eventually he starts to insists on you being in their discord call while they’re playing just so that he can talk to you while you’re playing your own solo game or something!
Don’t get me wrong he still likes his private gaming time and thinks you deserve your own gaming time! But he quickly warms up to the idea of you being together and sharing that time together
REINER:
Okay I love Reiner to pieces yeah? But this man does not understand video games before he meets you
He just doesn’t understand the point??
“Why not just go outside and do something, love?”
He’ll comfort you if you get emotional playing a game like the Last of Us, but then he’ll ruin it by saying “I mean, they’re all dead when you think about it, yeah? They've never actually been alive! They’re not real, sweetie”
But he’s trying to comfort you I promise
I think if there was a game you could get him to play it would be a Dark Souls/Elden Ring type game! I think the dramatic music and fight scenes would pique his interest as he walks past your desk
After watching you fight Malenia or something he says he’ll give it a try
And then he loses to the Tree Sentinel and you have to comfort him. “Babe, that’s kind of the point, you have to go and level up first!” He thought he could impress you oh lord
Otherwise he’d love to watch you play Stardew Valley! Loves the characters and thinks that the heart events are super special
You might be able to convince him to start his own game of Stardew Valley, but he’s busy a lot and feels guilty about ‘abandoning them’, so he prefers to watch you play!
Will also cook you dinner and make sure your water is full while you play! He likes to watch you play and loves seeing you all happy when you’re winning
Sometimes he will try and hug you while you’re playing because he loves seeing you do something you love, but then you have to remind him that you’re in the middle of a game!
“So how was your game!” “It was good! Eren always plays aggro so he took most of the attention away from me!” “There’s a character named Eren in your game? Huh,” it takes him a second to understand that you’re playing with REAL PEOPLE
LEVI:
Just like Reiner (honestly all of these men who don’t understand video games) he doesn’t see the point? Like why not go outside and do something?
Kind of rolls his eyes at the games you play despite him not knowing about them
But he secretly takes pride in the fact that you’re sometimes the one taking control and bossing the others around
He’ll hear you tell Eren to shut up so you can focus and he’ll sneak behind you and peer over your head, maybe smooth out your hair a bit to let you know he’s there
You can talk to him about your games and he’ll listen but he’ll definitely not understand any of it
He’ll respond with a lot of “Ah”s and “Oh, I see” and “..is that good or bad?”
Silently brings you tea when you’re playing late and will usually stay up reading on the couch while you do! He’s a classy guy, likes to go to bed with you
Sometimes he’ll fall asleep on the couch so you have to wake him up :(
He just kind of shuffles over and wordlessly invites you to sleep with him there, cradled in his arms on the couch
I don’t think there’s any way you could get him to play a video game though, sorry
This is Levi Ackerman, who doesn’t understand how twitter works hahah
If you get upset over a loss he doesn’t really know how to comfort you, but he’ll kind of sneak over and mutter something like “that kid’s a bastard anyway” and kiss your head
ZEKE:
Will straight up tell you to go outside and touch grass if he thinks you’ve been inside too long
He’ll pick you up from your desk and try and carry him out to go on a walk with him or something after a match lmao!
Will ask you what is so exciting about your games and why you’d rather do that than do something with him :( poor Zeke
But he just says those kinds of things to get a rise from you lmaoo! He’s glad you have some hobby because it lets him also have private time, like Porco I think Zeke would like some space to do his own thing every now and then
Or maybe he’s just busy and glad you can keep yourself busy? I headcanon him to be going into a medical field like his dad! So Dr. Jaeger knows that you won’t be too lonely while he’s at work
You can get him to play surgeon simulator when he’s in a good mood. He thinks it’ll be easy. Ooh boy
He doesn’t become addicted or anything but when he fails, he insists that he can do it and he’s trying again. And again. And again.
Genuinely likes seeing you have a hobby and is impressed with your ability to balance your responsibilities and have time to unwind with a game
Likes to see you kill Eren in whatever game you’re playing, even minecraft hahah
Judges you for playing animal crossing though? Sorry he thinks it’s a kids game?
“…So you owe the raccoon money, huh?” 😐
You tell him he’d be a grumpy villager and he ruffles your hair before walking away with a huff hahah
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Thanks again for the ask and your support! Ngl my ex boyfriend was a shitty gamer like he would ignore me a lot so this is my therapy now, imagining better gamer boyfriend scenarios for my attack on titan men :) hahah but thanks again for reaching out I hope I did it justice!
As always, thanks for reading! Feel free to drop an ask for more!
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heejayy · 2 years
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💭 Mmm I’m feeling smut? 👀 Are you feeling smut? 😍 I’m feeling smut! How about foreplay headcanons with Sukuna, Gojo, Nanami, Geto, and Toji!
JJK || foreplay
Warning • smut! 18+, MDNI, dirty language
Genres • smut
Characters • Sukuna, Gojo, Nanami, Geto, and Toji x fem! Reader
a/n: I was really wylin when I wrote this…
Sukuna
you can’t tell me this man isn’t a sadist, he’s the worst out of all of them.
Sukuna loves teasing you
He likes see you whimper and squirm under his touch begging for him to fuck you.
He likes to see his calloused rough hands grip on your ass as you two made out.
He knows your weak spots!
Sukuna knows nibbling on your ear makes your back tingle cause you to arch.
“f-fuck Sukuna do that again” you whispered breathless.
He loved when you got so needy you’d start grinding on him, but he didn’t want you to get off just yet.
“You’re being needy, stop it” he sternly said giving your ass a rough slap.
He loved pinning you to the bed and sucking on your pretty tits too.
Nipple play was a must for you, and when he found the out he always had your boobs in his mouth.
Something about it just makes your toes curl.
Sukuna loves seeing your face contort with pleasure while rubbing your clit through your panties.
“Yeah baby girl you like that?”
YES! You fcking love it.
He doesn’t really try hard on dirty talk it just comes naturally.
“Behave gorgeous, and you’ll get what you want.”
Gojo
This man can barely hold out during foreplay.
But he does for you…and him too partially. He likes seeing the way your body reacts to even the slightest touch.
Gojo’s big on toys!
He keeps a little vibrator in his draw just for when you come over.
Likes teasing you with it. He’d ever so lightly rub it against your clothed clit.
Makes you go wild.
But don’t be fooled he gets a little needy too.
He’d want you to kiss all on his neck, sucking and leaving hickeys so he can admire them later.
Like when you stroke him through this boxers.
He’d be whimpering on the spot!
Gojo likes leaving hickeys too, LIKE A LOT.
All on your neck, on your breast and in between your thighs. (That includes bite marks)
Makes your kitty THROB!
Gojos loves caressing your body. Squeezing, rubbing, slapping you name it.
Your little moans drive him crazy and like I said he doesn’t last very long through foreplay.
so while he’s grabbing your ass and making out you grind against him, he could feel how wet you were through your panties leaving a wet stain on his boxers.
“That’s it, that’s enough of playing games.”
Panties? Ripped. Back? Broke
Nanami
Foreplay to big to you and Nanami. It makes having sex just 100x better.
Unlike Gojo, Nanami can hold out for a while he likes taking things slow.
He likes building up the sexual tension teasing you all day.
whispering dirty things in your ear through while you read or cook, or he leaves little dirty notes around the house for you to read.
“When I get home, I’m going to lick you from your toes all the way to that pretty little mouth of yours.”
And yes I feel like he likes feet shut up.
Nanami doesn’t play games though he tells you want he wants.
If you don’t listen he deprives you of something you want.
You try to be cute and not listen to him? guess what when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes.
“Oh you wanna be cute? Strip and lay across my lap, now...”
Spanking, he’s into it.
You kind of like it too that’s why you act bratty. It just something about seeing his hand print on your ass makes you mad horny.
Nanami also like strip teasing, like homie will really grab a chair and make you strip slowly for him with music in the back.
Stripping for Nanami makes you feel sexy and confident.
Even when his lustful gaze is making you a little weak in the knees.
Like to play games sometimes like strip games. Makes you guess what he’s going to do to you, you get it wrong one article of clothing gotta go.
He doesn’t do toys unless you ask he likes teasing you with his mouth and hands.
Makes it feel more intimate.
“Show me where you want my hands princess”
“You want my tongue here? Yeah?”
Toes are curled!
Geto
I don’t think he really likes foreplay much
He wants to get straight to fuckin…
Anyways! If he does it’s kind of simple
Light choking or teasing each other through your clothes.
When he does do foreplay he does he does it right!
Lowkey into bdsm so he likes tying you up like his pretty little present.
Like sucking and biting on you, Might even pinch your nipples.
Makes you spreads your legs and teases your bud.
He’s into temperature play
Hot oils massages!
“Mmm that feels nice babe”
He knows how to use his hands, very well might I add :)
Tries to be gentle but he can’t…he just likes to rough you up and you let him cause why not.
Likes rubbing ice cubes on your nipples to get you all riled up.
He’s into food play, maybe like whipped cream or some honey drizzled on you but not too much cause like I said he just ready to fuck
Toji
Toji a freaky one!
He’s going to be teasing you all day like nanami.
I’m talking about neck kisses, ass slapping, calling you his princess, whispering dirty things in your ear, making you wear a vibrator in public.
And finally when you reach the bedroom he’s still teasing
he makes you slowly strip for him and he does the same.
You’re just ready for him to man handle you but he’s stripping all slow 😒
Likes depriving you of what you want.
Want him to lick and suck on your breast? He’s not going to
Want him to kiss you all the way down to your kitty? Nope!
He does what he wants because your his little fck doll
His words not mine…
But he will call you his good girl if you listen to him but only when you admit your his little slut tho…
That’s when you you get want you want.
I also think he’s into toes too…like pretty painted ones. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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askthehcc · 23 days
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hey Tango! do you have any advice for someone stuck in executive dysfunction mode who really needs to Get The Task Done?
Tango: hmmm... well I'm not sure exactly what executive dysfunction is, but man do I sure Not Do Things sometimes, heh.
Tango: Like, l'll totally intend to do, like, the dishes or something, but then just somehow keep scrolling on my phone for hours?
Tango: I'm not totally sure how I manage to get myself out of it, but it seems to help when Skizz gets home from work and, like, breaks me from that Funk™, you know?
Tango: the awesome thing about Skizz is that he never seems to, like, hold me by my lack of doing things.
Tango: I feel super bad and like the world's shittiest housemate, sure, but he never, like, snaps or has a go at me or anything, which is really nice of him.
Tango: Usually he just, like, says something like, 'Hey Top, your laundry has been hanging here for a couple days, do you need me to unblock this for you?'
Tango: And then he'll help me work out what's stopping me from doing it, cause it usually tends to be, like, I'm out of hangers in my wardrobe or something and I don't know where to put stuff when I take the airer down.
Tango: So, I don't know.
Tango: I'm sorry I don't have great advice.
Tango: [Rubs his neck]
Tango: I guess my advice is to get yourself someone like Skizz who will help you out with this stuff without judging you for it...
Tango: Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Skizz: Tango? Oh, yeah, totally. He definitely has ADHD.
Skizz: I'm kinda waiting for a good time to have that conversation with him, honestly.
Skizz: The thing about Top is that he has impossibly high standards for himself that he just cannot drop.
Skizz: And I'm trying to work out whether or not a conversation about something like that would make him spiral or cause him to ease up on himself.
Skizz: And I just really don't know which way the penny will fall right now, so... you know, while I work that out, I'll just make sure things are made as easy as possible for him.
Skizz: He's a great guy and so determined and so... ridiculously hard working. Me giving him a little bit of breathing room at home is the least I could do, you know?
Skizz: Top's my boy, after all. He's my homie. My buddeh, if you will.
Skizz: And first rule of JC, you gotta take care of your buddies.
Skizz: It's as simple as that.
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lunatic-pudge · 4 months
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Didn't mean to take a month break on these, but oh well. Am slowly working on some requests I got, I'm a super bad procrastinator, so plz bear with me. Now I gotta figure out if I wanna do Spy or Soldier next. I'll figure it out in a few days when my brain let's me.
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A: Affection (How do they show affection? And how affectionate are they?)
Now with Heavy, I'd say he's the least affectionate of all the mercs. Like, yeah, he's gonna love on his S/O, but he tends to be a more reserved person. He's definitely a no PDA type of guy, a simple hug is fine, BUT IF YOU DARE TO TRY TO GIVE HIM A SMOOCH he'd be so flustered. He likes to keep the lovins behind closed doors
B: Best Friend (What would they be like a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
Definitely a loyal bestie. Can see him wearing friendship bracelets with Medic tbh. Befriending him takes a while though cause he just prefers to stick to himself. He's like Sniper where you two could sit in silence and just vibe together. He's a very good friend to have. Ready to protect and he there for you
C: Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
Big man do be loving a good cuddle, but only when it's you two. He'd let you lay on top of him, nuzzling up against his S/O, enjoying each other's presence. I'm sure with enough convincing, he'll let you be the big spoon, but for a price ;)
D: Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking & cleaning?)
Another fellow house husband. Makes some of the best food ever and will take care of the house and let you relax. He won't hesitate to tightly wrap you up in a blanket burrito, unable to escape, just to get you to relax
E: Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
He quick and to the point. Doesn't like having to dance around the topic. Why prolong it and make things worse? He's pretty good at handling breakups, he knows that sometimes things don't work out and you gotta learn to move on
F: Fiancé(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Loves the idea of getting married to his S/O but would wanna wait until his days are over. He doesn't wanna rush things though, preferring to take his time.
G: Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Tries to be gentle but it's hard to be gentle when you're a big guy like Heavy. He's better at being gentle emotionally, rather than physically. He's had a rough childhood, so he understands the struggle. He will let you cry it all out if you need to
H: Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Likes a good hug when it's from someone he's comfortable with (family, Medic, S/O). Hugs from anyone else makes him SUPER uncomfortable. Def has the best hugs and I will fight anyone who disagrees. He's big, comfy, and WARM
I: I Love You (How fast do they say the L-Word?)
I feel like he'd be too shy to say I love you first. While he tries to be upfront with everything, saying I love you is such deep, intimate thing to say. He doesn't wanna rush it, but you bet your ass he'll be so happy to hear you say it first.
J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
Heavy? Jealous? Absolutely, not. This man has nothing to be jealous about. When he's with his S/O, he trusts them 110%. He knows he has nothing to worry about. And even then, why would you want someone else? Heavy is a big, burly man with cuddles for days! Why would you EVER wanna settle for less?
K: Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Homie's got them lil' gentle and delicate kisses. He tries to be as gentle as he can with kisses and I'm here for it. Loves giving his S/O forhead kisses.
L: Little Ones (How are they around kids?)
He loves kids, but he's worried about hurting them by accident. He's a big guy, and kids are small, fraglie, and crazy. Kids are feral with him, constanly trying to climb him and asking if he's a giant. He would absolutely make a great dad though. First, picture him cuddling with a baby. Got it? Good now picture him having a daughter and having a tea party with her. He'd be sitting at a tiny table, wearing a tiara and pink tutu as his daughter serves him tea, telling him some juicy "drama". I love it. Make it a real thing plz
M: Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
Man's got a strict morning and night schedule, and would like if you followed it as well. He gets up early, one of the first to get up probably. Showers, eats, prepares for the day, standard stuff. Rarely does he allow himself to sleep in or have a lazy day. There's always something to do
N: Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Tries to go to sleep at a reasonable time. He ain't a night owl. He likes to read before going to bed, helps him to relax. Likes to be snuggled up with his S/O as well. Probably owns a C-PAP
O: Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait awhile to reveal things slowly?)
I'd say it takes him some time. He does love talking about his Mother and sisters though. He's got some funny stories about his sisters. But he doesn't like talking about his dad and certain past events. He did have a rough upbringing after all. And it can be hard to talk about so just give him time, he'll slowly come around
P: Patience (How easily angered are they?)
Man's got hella lots of patience. It takes so much to make him angry. The only thing that can get on his nerves quicker than most is dealing with certain (Scout) mercs. But to be fair, Scout knows how to get on everyone's nerves
Q: Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
I'd say he's got a pretty good memory on him, he's just gotta remember the right words to say. He might forget some little, slightly random details though but it's hard to be mad at him
R: Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)
You, him, a good book, and a giant blanket wrapped around you both. You both are snuggled up together, soaking up each other's warmth. He reads the book to you, his deep voice lulling you to sleep. Heavy loves these moments between you two. Where he gets to be snuggled up with you, holding you in his arms, keeping you safe.
S: Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Definitely a protective bear. Will do WHATEVER he can to keep you safe. If he can't be there to keep you safe, he will have Medic there in his place. And then he'll have Medic give constant updates on you. Poor thing just wants to keep you safe. Sometimes he can be a little too overprotective at times
T: Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, and everyday tasks?)
He tries in his own special ways. He likes having dates at home. He sees it as a more intimate setting. He'd write you cute little poems expressing how much he loves you. He would have everything taken care of and won't let you even lift a finger to help out
U: Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
The only bad habit I can think of is his habit of being cold and distant. He tends to keep things to himself. Poor baby isn't use to having someone there to talk to and just vent to. But it's a bad habit that can be fixed over time
V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
Honestly, I don't think he's too worried about his looks. I'm sure he does have some small image issues cause he's always getting called fat by other mercs. He's moreso built like a hippo. They look like they're these fat, lazy creatures but they're actually pure muscle and will tear anyone and anything to shreds
W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Meh, he'd be fine if he has to go without you for a while or the relationship ends. He's an independent man who's been through hell and back. He can handle being away from his S/O for whatever reason
X: Xtra (A random headcanon for them)
God, you know there's so much more to this man. He just doesn't show it. Well, you can kinda see it out on the battlefield and I bet it can be seen when he's drunk too. But he's also not much of an alcohol guy. He'll drink every now and then but it's just not something he cares about. Also, Medic's the unoffical third wheel and your guys' relationship. He's just kinda there. Think of him as your child. Now imagine the three of you in a cuddle pile, fighting for who gets to lay on Heavy. Heavy ends up having to decide and obviously he chooses you, sorry Medic
Y: Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
He doesn't like loud, cocky people. He needs someone who's more on the chill side. Yeah, those types of people and be fun to watch and hang out with every now and then, but it can get tiring to deal with. So someone who's more introverted is the type of person for him
Z: Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)
Again, he tries to maintain a strict sleep schedule. Go to bed early and wake up early. Definitely a fellow sleep apnea buddy so sleeping sucks sometimes. Cuddles are a must during bedtime though, or else >:(
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(Credit for the artist (I think its Camo_isabel) I dont know found it on Pintrest •v•)
Lloyd x reader
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Today is a nice day and working in small candy shop in Ninjago city, was very relaxing and comfortable for you. You werent a really a person for adventure and were much of a laid back chil person. Well the sad part now was that the candy shop was getting by .. some kids? And one of them seemed to have .. a gun? Well he didnt really seem to be experinced in it, which was probably why he was shacking so much.
The kid seemed to acidently have used the gun and he has shot down a vitre with some cake in it, he was so shocked that the weapon fell of from his hand and the other plus him ran up to you apoligizing for it. You being a pretty kind soul took the gun from the kid and brought both of them in the back of the store and gave some candy to relax while you tale care of the mess. But in the meanwhile while you tried to take care of the mess a blond haired figure came in the store
Lloyd:I heard some gun shots is everything ok?
He asked, you just simply nodded and the guy was a bit puzzled seeing your unfazed and calm attitude, any normal person in your situation would hide while you just simply clean the mess that was, but then he looked for the causer of all of this, he saw a kid eating some candy.
Lloyd:made the gun sound?
You not wanting to lie, simply answered.
You: The kids weirdly had a gun and one of them shot has shot down my vintrine, but I took care of everything so you dont have to worry.
Lloyd was impressed that you were able to take care of this situation so easily, and he took some intrest in you as you have noticed he was staring at you the whole time while you have cleaned the mess.
You: You ok?
Lloyd:..Yea yea.
He said as he probably wasnt checking you out, but he got a bit bolder after that.
Lloyd: So... you, hay, to make it simple you do look kinda cute ngl.
You:...Sir we just met.
Lloyd:Doesnt change the outcome, so can I get your number?
You:..Yes.
Sometimes I ask myself if you are even right in the head, giving your number to a stranger? You dont even know him but.... if its what you want to do, I cant stop you from doing it. So you gave your number to him and he just winked at ya, and took the zip and got out... you just stand there.. thinking what I said... but well, a blonde is a blonde.
Timeskip
You waited til night and he texted you, the both of you texted for a while and both of you decided to meet up on a day, both of you learned more of another and one or a other may or may have not developed a crush and after some month one confessed, after that even more happend but the both of you decided to take it head on, as a couple.
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I ran out of motivation, so yea sorry plus my school intership just ended today sooo, yea and now I gotta chosse what I wanna do for the rest of my life as a job, so yea have also fun with anything that you do as long as it aint sinful, God bless homies and bye byeeee
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*SPRINTS IN* REQUESTS ARE OPEN?? okayokayokay uuuummm How about.... Vampire submas realizing you are their mate, and trying to woo and seduce you? Powerful vampire twins who are used to people throwing themselves at them, suddenly desperate to catch one human's love and attention? :3c Both happily greeting you at the station, and sometimes when you are out and about at night even. Your very own silent protectors people would kill to have them look in their direction. -Silver Anon
🥺 my jam right here, the homies gotta be my favorite brain cells.
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The subway bosses of Gear station are an odd duo, while they keep up public appearances, not much is truly known about them.
It adds to the charm of them.
They never seem interested in partners, or romance, only focusing on their work, and ignoring those who beg for a date.
The twins spent their time doing paperwork, and using synthetic blood to get by.
They don’t need anything else.
However, Ingo does dream of a life with a mate, someone to go home to, someone to love on.
And Emmet dreams of someone who adores his affection, of someone he can dream around Unova, and go on fun dates.
No suitor meets their standards.
A part of them doesn’t even know what they are truly looking for.
Until you walked off the subway.
While Emmet was helping with the traffic of people, he couldn’t help but whip his head around, trying to find that intoxicating scent.
His keen sense landed on you.
And he felt his undead heart being pulled to you.
But he couldn’t reach you, couldn’t stop you from leavening as he has a job to do.
Emmet nearly weeps when your scent is gone.
“Oohh brother it’s terrible!”
He laments in their office, leaning back in his chair.
“They smelt sooo good! I was pulled to them!”
Ingo, at first wasn’t interested in this, but that caught his attention.
“A pull?”
“Yup! Like in those dorky romance books you read so much.”
“They are not dorky! They are informational!”
They forgot about it for the time being, believing it was just a one off thing.
But Emmet couldn’t stop thinking about you.
He may have only caught a glimpse of you, but it’s been playing in his mind in loop!
It wasn’t until you showed up on the multi line, a friend of yours as your partner.
They could barely get through their speeches, fully focused on you.
Your smile, your laughter, your enthusiasm for a challenging battle, your scent.
Their eyes widen, realizing they found you.
Their mate.
They never thought this would happen! Most vampires go their whole lives, without every meeting their bond mate!
It’s visible that they can’t stand still, both almost vibrating in place, they can’t help it, they are just so excited!
They can hardly focus on the battle, their eyes hardly leaving you.
Watching the excitement on your face, as you and your friend won the battle. They felt themselves freeze, just seeing the joy on your face.
They want to see it again, to see more.
“Bravo! Such wonderful skill!”
“Such a strong challenger!”
They didn’t mean to ignore your friend, honest! Just they can’t help themselves.
They ignore you and your battle partner’s confused gazes to each other.
“Oh, thank you! That means a lot coming from you two. But honestly, I wouldn’t have been here if not for my friend.”
Ah so modest too! So sweet!
Oh how they are swooning for you, dreaming of the day to officially make you their mate.
How Emmet dreams to pull you into his embrace, swaying to soft music as he twirls you around the living room.
Just so he can see your smiling face, and hear your melodic laughter.
And how Ingo longs to be in the kitchen with you, cooking something together, anything! He just wants to be close to you, to lean against you and steal kisses from you.
Or to see your lovely face covered in flour, laughing at the silly situation.
It was odd how they look at you, so lovingly, so full of adoration.
You find it weird, yet somehow, you feel more, your heart beat picks up.
Something they can hear. Surely you must feel it too!
And you do, you feel something with them, something you can’t quite place, yet you don’t bother with it.
Only thanking them, and moving along.
Please, you have to feel something!
So they make it their mission to be a part of your life, wanting to have and to hold their mate.
Greeting you everytime you walk to the subway.
“Hello dear passenger! How are you this fine evening?”
“I am Emmet. Do you need help with anything?”
They walk with you to your train, and always wait until the subway has left before returning to their duties.
The second you return, they are running, tripping over themselves just to get to you first, wanting to greet you, to see you!
“Ah you look stunning tonight.”
“As radiant as ever!”
Your heart is pounding against your chest, as they swoon over you, praising every inch you.
You feel like you should tell them to stop, but you love it, wanting more.
You aren’t sure why, but you want to be around them, your heart aches when they aren’t there.
And they are into you, aren’t they? With how they fawn over you, walk with you anywhere in the station, and praise you.
You aren’t aware of the figures following you, just to make sure you’re safe.
How they coo at you from a distance.
How they nearly cry when you tell someone, you’re going to confess to them.
Finally! Finally they will have their mate! You can move in! They will take care of you, anything and everything you need!
Anything for you!
They love you!
They dream of the day you let them drink from you.
You already smell sooo sweet! They bet you taste even better.
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Che'nya Romantic Headcanons
Aight homies, let’s go! We have a lot of catch-up to do for Che’nya, so here’s the first one. I’ll be having one Che’nya fic posted every day so by next week we’ll be all caught up for this little shit.
Disclaimer: All characters in this series are aged up. For more information about my version of this world and the type of reader you can expect, please do a quick read of THIS post.
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Che'nya Romantic Headcanons
Romance with Che’nya is always a toss up, because you just never know what he’s thinking. Not to mention being at different schools tends to make things a bit more difficult. However, something that is noticeable is how often he begins visiting the school after he discovers you. He was already popping in every now and again to mess with Riddle or Trey, but once he discovered who you were, he just had to come over more often. You were just so interesting, not to mention you ended up helping out his friends. He sometimes wondered what you were doing at that school, since in his opinion, you’d be a better fit for Royal Sword Academy.
The moment he realizes he has feelings for you, he decides to pop up over at Ramshackle more than Heartslabyul. You guys go to different schools, so he’s gotta take every opportunity to swoon you. Not that he really is trying to hard on that aspect, he figures quality time makes people grow closer together. Not to mention, he adores getting to spook you when he pops up unannounced. It is just a common thing now for you to hear his chuckling down the hallway, then a figure minutes later having a disembodied head floating towards you. He’s even done this a few times at night, scaring you far more than the ghosts in the home ever did.
One of his love languages is giving gifts. However, they’re never really store bought gifts, or even useful things. A lot of times, it’s stuff he just happens to find somewhere when going on a walk. You have random things, like golf balls, broken watches, a one-way street sign (that made you wonder if he actually just stole it or not…you really hoped he didn’t). Of course, all these trinkets are finding their way into your bedroom. The way that Che’nya organizes (because of course he insists on placing these new decorations) make your room look more whimsical if anything. It’s very reminiscent of the man who got you the gifts.
Che’nya plays the waiting game for a solid four months (be happy he waited that long) before deciding he didn’t want to just be friends anymore. He had been working on swooning you for so very long, and he just wants to be able to call you his already and do all those obnoxious couple things. So he’s just going to pop right into your house one evening while you’re fixing something simple for dinner, and wrap his arms around your waist. If you’re not used to him by now, you’re probably going to have a heart attack until you hear his familiar cackling. He’s just going to nuzzle his face into your neck and tell you his feelings. Turn around in his arms and give him a big peck on the forehead. You’ll see his tail lazily swinging behind him, indicating he’s pretty happy.
He adores teasing you, oh so very much. He’s almost as bad as some of the Night Raven students, but he’s always a bit nicer when it comes to you. As usual, he’s going to be popping up out of nowhere and spooking you. Now you have to worry about him doing that in your sleep and waking up with him curled around your midsection and not letting you go. He also is the type to lean in for a kiss on your lips, and last minute kiss your cheek. If you pout enough, he might apologize and give you a proper kiss though…that’s if he's feeling like it. He might just tease you with fake kisses a few more times, just because he’s in a sadistic mood. You’ll have to literally grab him and drag him into a kiss if you want one…and even then he might slip away before you can do so.
He is overly affectionate with you, and PDA doesn’t trouble him at all. He’s do it a lot around both Trey and Riddle since he’s proud to have you as his partner, and wants to show you off. Riddle normally yells at you two, telling you to stop getting handsy during their tea party. You swear, it’s all Che’nya and it’s hard to stop him. He also loves surprising you with affection…even when you least expect it. You have no idea how he always managed to not only sneak onto campus, but into classrooms, is a miracle in itself. You’ll just be sitting in Trein’s class, clearly bored, when suddenly you feel wet lips against your cheek. You know it’s him and you just sigh, hoping he sticks around for after class to hang out.
Che’nya likes to have all your attention on him when you’re dating. He’s not going to be obsessive over it, but he’s also going to be blowing up your phone all day with random thoughts he has. Sometimes even sending overly adorable photos of things going on at Royal Sword Academy. Be expecting messages with the dwarves in there with the caption “Moments before disaster”. It was a set ot two photos, one being three of the dwarves on each other’s shoulders, trying to get something on a high shelf. The next was them mid air, falling. It was just random things about his life that he wanted to share with you, and he’d be more than happy if you snapped photos and just told him little things that was going on over at Night Raven as well.
Che’nya is a partaker of naps, especially after a long day of classes. Just because his school is known for having a nicer atmosphere that’s less hostile, doesn’t change the fact that it’s a school. Classes could be tiring and hard, and when that happened, he just wanted to curl up with you. Not to mention, due to his whimsical nature and constant changes of what he wants, he doesn’t have too many friends over at his college. It can be tiring around people who don’t get it, so he’ll come over to Ramshackle and tug on your shirt, silently begging you to just lay down for a while with him. He can’t just nap on your lap, oh no, he needs a full on cuddle session with his body draped over you. He adores being the big spoon since he can wrap his tail around your body easier, and nuzzle into your neck.
Che’nya doesn’t care in the slightest that you two go to rival colleges. In fact, he kind of embraces it. He’s always telling you about how much of star-crossed lovers you two were. Forbidden from being together, but love brings them to meet in the middle. He plays into this trope a bit too much sometimes since he finds it fun, that when he drags you out into the town, he makes you guys wear silly disguises. Anyone can tell it’s you two, but it’s the fun of it all that really speaks to him. He also loves meeting somewhere in the middle of the island at night to go stargazing with you.
Che’nya is a very chill person who just goes with the flow. He’s very much attune to listening to how he felt and acting accordingly. Relationships sometimes had a funny thing where you’d have disagreements. Whenever this happens, Che’nya turns his agitation into full on teasing you. He will do this until you’re absolutely flustered and can no longer think about what was making you mad earlier. The moment he sees how heated your face is from embarrassment, he can feel anything troubling him go away. He’s going to keep teasing you though, and then leave you a mess with kisses all over your face.
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