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possumcollege · 3 days

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One for the road

Get a room, fictional ladies I made up.

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localcryptidsart · 2 months

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Setting aside proper time to practice drawing & I decided to take a break from the hell that is drawing infinite hands to try drawing some fan art!

I absolutely love @possumcollege & their amazing comic series, & I especially love their OC Silo which is why I decided to draw this darling deviant :3 this was a fun drawing to do & I look forward to drawing Silo again as my skills improve

#digital art #crittertongue #fanart #kritaart

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possumcollege · 3 days

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#possumcollege #crittertongue #creatures #creature romance #art by op

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possumcollege · 3 days

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Bonus Bonus Prediction:

If men who think their AI glasses can be relied upon to feed them appropriate social cues weren't already dropping slurs, quoting Hitler, and incel shooter manifestos, they absolutely will if they start listening to Cyrano-GPT.

"Women are attracted to confident knowledgeable men. When approaching a woman, place one hand on her waist from behind and explain the samurai ritual of seppuku while tracing the optimal incision across her belly with the other hand. Smile with your eyes. 😍"

"Playful competition is a fixture of traditional male interaction. Try to finish your friend's meal before he can while maintaining strong eye contact."

"Someone has touched your car. This indicates sexual interest and is an aggressive hostile action. Exit the vehicle consensually. Loudly assert your intent to stand your ground."

"Your date has expressed an political opinion. Engage by displaying knowledge of the broader topic. Identify and explain in simple, accessible language, the opposing position, which they may not have considered. Point out that Germany's prewar borders offered insufficient living space or resources to support their projected needs. Make two small X-shaped incisions and suck out the poison."

#ai #possumcollege #cyranoGPT

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possumcollege · 10 months

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Bucket Champagne: celebrate sentience with a headache you'll never forget.

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possumcollege · 11 months

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Feel free to ask yourself, "how many werewolves is a lot of werewolves?"

Not necessarily for this purpose, but for whatever purpose you can imagine a number of werewolves that would be enough for you to consider it noteworthy. In a world with few werewolves, three could be a lot. In times of werewolf abundance?

Is that number too many? Does it improve the situation? What did that teach you about yourself?

Write down your answer in your workbook and throw it at tonight's Buck Moon (July 3, 2023), or your next available full moon.

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possumcollege · 6 months

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It's pretty cruel that they even stock pauldron wax that high to begin with.

#wh40k #warhammer #adeptus mechanicus #adeptus astartes #space marines #sydonian skatros #possumcollege #dinosaur sheriff #reachy boi #mutual aid

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possumcollege · 1 month

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This is absolutely still me in the wasteland. Shorts, silly hat, carrying enough shit for 4 people, just enough drugs on board to remember how to get back to the car, trying to decide if this guy's a gunner or just unfortunately dressed like one.

"Ha-ha, yessir, I sure do look like an idiot! Have all my caps! I'll be on my way!"

(climbs up into the mezzanine to carpet bomb him with 15 plasma mines I nearly forgot I was carrying)

Or, more likely:

"Howdy bud! In lieu of killing me for my shoes and teeth, are there any monsters in this here hellscape you'd like to see drawn as like, a sexy lady? A slutty radstag or a deathclaw with BIG hips? Be wise not to discount its value till you've seen it!"

(hands over sketch of the most Pixar-mom-lookin monstrosity you ever seen. Stabs the guy in the neck before he can disentangle the stand of cognitive Christmas lights his brain has just become, his last moments, a cocktail of awe, shame, and confusion)

🤠🔪🥵💀

#possumcollege #fallout

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possumcollege · 1 month

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