While I'm on vacation in Mexico, I absolutely have to make headcanon about the boys so here goes nothing :)
Obey Me! Characters as tourists in a foreign country
Lucifer
- did probably too much research before arriving
- is somehow already fluent in the language and acts as the main translator for everyone
- An airport expert
- gets everyone to the loading gates on time or probably hours early
- demands to hold everyone's passports
- has to keep track of everybody's luggage
- probably has some kind of complicated itinerary planned out for every minute of the trip
- stressed but desperately trying to enjoy himself
- at some point will turn off his phone and disappear into a spa to get away from his brothers
Mammon
- a total embarrassment
- dresses shamelessly in touristy garb
- sunglasses all day every day
- has pocketknives in his carry-on that he forgot about, holds everyone up in TSA
- makes everyone late going to the bathroom at the last minute
- falls asleep on the plane instantly
- "are we there yet?"
- fights about room assignments
- always takes the biggest, comfiest bed and refuses to share
- completely destroys the hotel room
- sleeps late ; Lucifer has to drag him out of bed by his ankles every morning
- gets lost easily
- probably drunk
Asmodeus
- airport queen
- comes prepared for anything ; neck pillow, sleep mask, portable charger, drinks, snacks, chap stick
- basically runs a drugstore out of his carry-on
- once at the hotel his first goal is breaking in the jacuzzi
- eats his weight in fruit
- wine drunk
- l o u d
- will probably find himself on a nude beach. with onlookers.
- bathes in spf and only lounges under umbrellas
- you will not find him in the ocean. he doesn't like things touching his feet.
- will be joining Lucifer at the spa
Satan
- will not be enjoying this trip
- just wants to stay in and ignore his brothers
- but he does enjoy swimming
- likes to read under Asmo's umbrella
- probably can't sleep for the first few nights
- gets lost among the locals and somehow makes friends
- "this is my friend Enrique he told me to buy this necklace because it matches my eyes"
- only thing he wants to do is history tours. no one cares.
- gets horribly sunburnt
- mammon slapped him on the back and was immediately punted into the pool
-befriends local cats
Levi
- his carry-on is just full of manga
- pitiful foreign language pronunciation. the hotel staff laughs at him while Lucifer facepalms, but he keeps on trying
- is in swimming trunks the whole trip
- Lucifer and Asmo have to wrestle him out of the water to reapply sunscreen
- all he wants to do is snorkel
- has a tanline in his face from his goggles that Mammon repeatedly roasts him for
- tracks sand everywhere
- Lucifer goes to hang up his trunks to dry and they're just full of seashells
- wears a UV shirt
- really likes building sand castles
- wears water shoes
- gets stung by a jellyfish
Beel
- is visibly upset by the airplane snacks
- gets stopped by TSA for having food in his bag
- immediately heads for hotel buffet
- Lucifer has to stop him from ordering room service constantly
- picks up foreign language surprisingly quickly
- really likes water sports
- absolutely annihilates a group of locals in beach volleyball
- comes in second in the wet t-shirt contest
- rents a jet ski and goes completely insane, zooms by his brothers with Belphie holding on for dear life and screaming at 60 mph
- Asmodeus looks up and sees Beel casually parachuting over the ocean
- crashes at 8pm
- Also likes to make sandcastles
Belphegor
- travelling ruins him
- he's so tired despite sleeping the entire flight
- first thing he does at the hotel is take a nap
- is usually on top of Beel playing chicken
- Beel always drags him along for extreme sports
- Is actually very good at paddle boarding
- loves to boogie board and body surf
- curls up under a towel at the beach and falls asleep in the warm sun
- misses his bed
- refuses to try and speak foreign language out of embarrassment
- loves to order room service dessert with Beel
Diavolo (bonus)
- is here for a good time
- constantly tipsy
- suns out guns out
- came in first in the wet t-shirt contest
- tries to get Lucifer to do shots with him. he succeeds
- sunbathes for hours and never seems to burn
- loves tiki bars
- schedules massages for Lucifer and himself
- on the volleyball dream team with the twins
- down for anything
- graciously tips all of the staff. they love him
- likes to pay for things. buys Asmo new sunglasses and a pucca shell necklace. covers Beel's room service after Lucifer cuts him off
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