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herd-reject-arts · 11 months

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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this

Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.

So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"

It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead

Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.

#not vc sorry #bird #birds #aves #raptor #hawk #red shouldered hawk #i think. might be wrong on that id #accipitriformes #birds of prey #honestly a really cool guy so close up #I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives #it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird #if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know

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cabinette · 1 month

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Butch chilchuck :)

#sorry to all the people in VC who had to listen to me scream and cry and throw up. shes so hot #if you get the tf2 reference bless you #chilchuck tims #chilchuck dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi #butch #art cabinet

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crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington · 3 months

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wake up wintersberg nation

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attex · 1 year

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this post

#hollow knight #little ghost #the hollow knight #hornet hk #pure vessel #hk #[rare art tag]#cc #sorry to everyone in palope vc who had to listen to me say 'they took your autism???' a million times as i drew this #1k #2k #3k

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sofipitch · 11 months

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Claudia the moment she sees it

#im sorry i don't know photoshop so it looks like shit #but i felt compelled to make this #vc #vampire chronicles #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #the vampire claudia #amc iwtv #iwtv #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv s2

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murderofsomeone · 6 months

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happy december 1st, which means it has officially been a year since I've started posting lemon demon to tumblr. here's your horrible present.

And to fit with how the first post had his first render attached, I decided to do the same with his I Am Become Christmas alt

#lemon demon #neil cicierega #i am become christmas #sorry for the two people who were in vc while I was making this and got to hear me make inhuman noises #no this doesn't have anything to do with the poll #hip to the javabean

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lpsotd · 2 months

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hi!! just wondering if you can identify this lps for me? i've never seen it before and it looks soooo cute! sorry about 9/11 being there..

this ask has been killing me for at least five minutes. i want you to know how funny this is to me. this ask is literally the reason i was able to pull myself out of bed because i had to answer it asap. i'm sorry but the cat ain't the center of this image ... /silly

anyhoot ... i'm pretty sure that's kitten #1584 from one of the generation 3 '2-in-1 pet spotlight diorama' with bear #1583 :3c

#THIS ASK ... I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T IGNORE 9/11 BEING THERE #THE FUNNIEST PART OF THIS TO ME IS THAT I'VE SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE #and i spent a good amount of time in a discord vc trying to find it in my camera roll to show my friends KDGNBKJGNBKGDJB #thank you for this #favorites #🍭.asks #🎯.discoveries

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roachesinmyhair · 2 months

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spamgetthi

#its six am an ims till awake #spamton #im sorry #gotta keep you all on your feet cant only post cute art #spamton g spamton #My art #The events that unfolded due to this image were horrid #Spaghetti eating noises on the vc

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robboybot · 11 months

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YEah i'm into MILF's... I stick my dick in the motherboard 🙏💦

#chat #sorry...#i said this in a VC and was told to post it

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apoptoses · 3 months

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It is #Molloy Monday and I am here to remind you that Daniel is featured most from 1975-1985 aka the Sluttiest Era of Modern Male Fashion.

Coming in HOT we have the cut off short shorts and cropped t-shirt or mostly unbuttoned button down combo. Daniel visited some warm climates during the chase years so I invite you to picture him in the tiniest ripped jean shorts sweating over whether or not that auburn haired lady down the street is actually Armand!!

Or going into the 80s sometimes the tops were REALLY cropped and exposed midrift and back!! Like just picture Daniel fucking around on Night Island in this, wow wow!!

But even when the pants were long the t-shirts were TIGHT, maximum pec definition through the shirt was a must.

If he didn't wanna show that much skin? That was fine because turtlenecks where IN baby!! These are basically vampire lingerie imo, covering up the most succulent part of the neck but still leaving a hint exposed below the jaw?? Armand had to have been dying of thirst!!!

(Also when it says Armand came to pick Daniel up from jail in a lawyer's tweed suit? He wasn't wearing no modern cut, he'd have been rocking the big lapels because this was the 70s tyvm)

Also important to note was that the 70s were the era of glam rock and androgyny, so picking a silky button down that looks like a women's blouse? Totally okay for men, very in style so long as you leave the top buttons undone to expose maximum chest.

Btw velour? Was IN. This is the 1979 equivalent of a juicy couture tracksuit which Armand could have snuggled right into while they were living in London.

And while the 80s sees the rise of a looser fit, that doesn't mean the crop top died or that people weren't still rocking a more form fitted jean when they were feeling casual.

This photo is from NYC in 1983 and shows that tight t-shirts and short shorts were still very much alive, just styled a bit differently! A tight top and looser straight leg jeans, or short bottom and a flowy open top took the place of all fitted looks.

Or that the mostly unbuttoned button down went away- if anything in the 80s the buttons went even LOWER and more revealing. Paired with a boxy linen suit this is essential 80s Miami aka Night Island looks.

and yeah that's spader, leave me alone, he's peak 80s here

This sweater is loose but it's got the deep V neck and a sheer knit, perfect for the beach!!

And yeah this is Sapder AGAIN but note the half open shirt, leather jacket, and jeans that get tighter near the ankle!! Classic 80s, baggy but still sexy, A+.

I SWEAR this is the last time I'm gonna use and abuse him but peep the muscle tank with the DIY cut edges on the arm holes! V neck! 80s!!!

Basically the takeaway here is that if you're putting them in the 80s and having them rock something baggy and double denim, the look still featured a tight waistline and rolled sleeves or rolled ankles to tighten the jeans. It wasn't just baggy all over!!

Here's some random images from the entire era to finish off:

So next time you're working on fic or art instead of just tossing Daniel into a regular old t-shirt and jeans consider doing some slutty 70s and 80s looks instead 😌

#daniel molloy #vampire chronicles #devil's minion #armand/daniel #vc shitpost #oops another spader adjacent post NOT SORRY ABOUT IT #he has so many early 80s movies they're easy to harvest from okay #and he's got the ash blond hair and beseeching look down #ANYWAYS i demand more daniel in short shorts art and fic tyvm #vc headcanons #apoptoses originals

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fearforthestorm · 1 year

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okay so. plates.

there's a post floating around on here somewhere about a ceramics class where half the students were instructed to make as many pots as possible no matter the quality, and the other half were instructed to make only one high-quality pot. by the end of the class, the students who had made lots of pots were making better pots than the ones who were supposed to make one perfect pot, and the lesson there was that you get better at things by making more things and letting yourself be bad at it, rather than trying to make one perfect thing.

you have to make shitty things because you have to make things, because making things at all is more important than making good things, because making shitty things is how you make better things.

a friend made the joke that "maybe not THAT shitty though, like that's not even a shitty pot anymore that's just a plate," and while i kind of agree (that's a whole different post), i also immediately went another layer deep with the metaphor: even if it's not a pot, a plate will still teach you things. a plate has its own purpose, independent of a pot - it's job isn't to be a pot, it's not going to teach you the same things that a pot would, but it has a purpose too. just because it's not what you wanted to make or meant to make doesn't mean it's not useful! nothing made is ever wasted.

#.lyr #exactly two people have the full context of the conversation that got me thinking about this #sorry our jokey conversations on late night vc got me thinking about what it means to create. yeah its all philosophical now. sorry :/#(/j)#idk i just have a lot of thoughts ab what it means to make things. to be someone who makes things.#no creation is ever wasted actually. yeah even the really shitty ones that are actually plates.#and if youre still making stuff? youre doing really really good. doesnt matter if its plates or pots or anything else.#youre making things. thats the important part.

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herd-reject-arts · 1 year

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Happy Last Day of April, everyone!

#it's gonna be may #not vc sorry #justin timberlake #nsync #may #meme #i have one ready for tomorrow too. oh don't you fucking worry about that.#let's see if this will actually post tho

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year2000electronics · 5 months

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the phone call that started it all

#trolls #royal flush au #my art #OOPS! SORRY FLOYD #creek vc itll only be a week or two right. its fine #dreamworks trolls

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corvidaearts · 11 months

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you see officer, I don’t think I have a solid explanation for this one was originally doodling out a whole series of scar bc theres a lot of versions of him. and then...I got a little carried away making this soo...... anyway this was supposed to be his last life version, cloak less version under the cut

#gtws #gtws fanart #goodtimeswithscar #mcyt #hermitcraft #life series #traffic series #trafficblr #crows art stash #carrions block art (hc/life)#i feel like i should apologize #i drew this is a 12 hour manic haze in a vc you guys #there were people BARKING #also hes like #so lesbian coded here idk how to explain it #SORRY AGAIN SOMETHING POSSESSED ME #also i kept referring to this fit and the file as the divorce era look

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apaethy · 2 years

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“'You care about nothing…' he was saying. And then he sat up slowly and turned to me so again I could see that dark fire in his eyes. 'I thought you would at least care about that. I thought you would feel the old passion, the old anger if you were to see him again. I thought something would quicken and come alive in you if you saw [Lestat]… if you returned to [New Orleans].' 'That I would come back to life?' I said softly. And I felt the cold metallic hardness of my words as I spoke, the modulation, the control. It was as if I were cold all over, made of metal, and he were fragile suddenly; fragile, as he had been, actually, for a long time.“

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE | Season 1 (2022) // Interview with the Vampire | Part IV (1976)

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sm-baby · 7 months

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going insane .... losing my mind..... caine and pomni.... they're so good.............................

This is so fucking funny

the Showtime Shipper pipeline... we ALLL understand you, Waddles.. and please keep sharing them, we are ALL SO FUCKING HUNGRY AND NOT NORMAL ABOUT THEM

i would like to give you a proper welcome... via a sticker

also teehee!! THANK YOUU!! IM GLAD YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING THE CARNIVAL SO FAR

#yall do not want to see me on the showtime discord holy shit #I'm so unapologetically crazy over them its so embarassing #I'M SURE YALL JUST REALLY LIKE THEM.. BUT I WILL GENUINELY SCREAM IF YOU SENT ART OF THEM DURING VC HOURS #PLEASE IM SO EMBARASSING IM SORRY YALL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS #scratch that #im not sorry actually hehehe #showtime #caine x pomni #cainexpomni #The amazing digital circus #the amazing digital carnival #carnival au

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