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Short Video Game Reviews: Odd Dating Sim Edition

Not-actually-a-spoiler alert: I loved both of these games, and you can see more of my thoughts from my liveblogs of them by clicking the tags.

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator

What: visual novel/dating sim where you, a culinary student, attempt to woo your super-cool new classmate, Colonel Sanders. Can you convince him to take you on as a romantic and business partner?

This is an actual game made and released by KFC. Yes, the fast-food fried chicken chain. And uh, it’s good. It’s weird, but good. The team that made it clearly has anime experience--there’s an animated opening, one secondary antagonist is clearly a Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure reference, you have to fight a monster at one point. It’s so funny, and thus so fun.

You can get through the game in about an hour, and the save mechanism didn’t work super well for me (so when I got a sub-optimal result the first time around, I had to start over) but since the game goes so far, it wasn’t a big problem. And for the low price of free, I can take a few annoyances. Plus, the replay value of what other chaos can I wreak is pretty high.

A highlight of this is that it’s incredibly fun to recommend to people because the phrase “KFC Colonel Sanders dating sim” gets reactions.

My version came from: Steam

Hatoful Boyfriend

What: visual novel/dating sim where you’re the first human student at the prestigious St. PigeoNation’s Institute, a school for talented birds. Go to class, make friends, and maybe find some romance...and maybe something else.

This is the first visual novel or dating sim that I ever played, and it set an incredibly high bar and offered a wide variety of endings that can produce a multitude of emotions, as one of my tagged posts noted: #sometimes this game is like 'haha pigeon dating sim silly fun very silly' and sometimes it's like 'hey WHAT the fuck'

Very fun, and if you unlock all the 14 possible endings, there’s a special ending after that that introduces a new side to the story. I played a few times without a guide, aiming for specific characters, and it was fun; then I used a guide to get the rest of the endings. This is made easier by the fact that you can have multiple save files, so you don’t have to start from the very beginning every time, plus you can set it on fast-forward until a choice or dialog comes up, so it can go pretty fast.

My version came from: Steam

If you’re interested in a game described above, it may be available in other formats or platforms than what I played. If you liked this post, click my “reviews” or “video games” tags below or search on my blog to find more.

kim jongdae's birthday project! <3

all the chenpionship round 6 fics!

horizon line (Baekhyun/Jongdae, post apocalypse!au, R) To the ‘Me’ of that Day (Jongdae-centric, Joonmyun/Jongdae, mental health issues, M) More Beautiful (Than You Were Yesterday) (Yixing/Jongdae, historical!au, NC-17) Do you even lift, Bro? (Jongdae/Chanyeol, pwp, NC-17) tell me you’re not miserable (Joonmyun/Jongdae, highschool!au, R) I’ve Fallen For You (Again and Again) (Baekhyun/Jongdae, reincarnation!au, PG-13) Love You Right (Baekhyun/Jongdae, college!au, PG-13) lovesick (Jongdae/Kyungsoo/alien!Chanyeol, domestic!au, NC-17) I Wanna Love You (Luhan/Jongdae, abo verse, PG-13) It’s The Little Things (Yifan/Jongdae, abo verse, PG-13) Everybody wants to be a cat (Jongdae/Chanyeol, Chanyeol-centric, G) drabble request {fill #4} (Yifan/Jongdae, domestic!au, PG) paperback (Baekhyun/Jongdae, powers!au, pg, 2.7k) Furry Little Problem (Jongdae-centric, hybrid!au, G) I’m (Not) A Warrior (Yixing/Jongdae, mama!au, PG-13) 情不自禁，怨人忧 (Dew of Rain) (Yixing/Jongdae, autistic character, PG-13) The Wonderful World of Pup (Baekhyun/Jongdae, college!au, PG-13) Here With Me (Baekhyun/Jongdae, famous!au, NC-17) fell in love with a boy in bloom (Baekhyun/Jongdae, PG) A Heart’s A Home (Baekhyun/Jongdae, mama!au, pg-13, 15.6k) gods and monsters (Minseok/Yixing/Jongdae, pwp, NC-17) Just Love Me Right (Baekhyun/Jongdae, office!au, NC-17) cherry blossom ending (Jongdae/Chanyeol, animal shelter!au, PG) We’re just starters (Jongdae/Chanyeol, daddy!kink, NC-17) Finders keepers (Jongdae/Chanyeol, space!au, PG-13) (all I wanna get is) a little bit closer (Fem!Joonmyun/fem!Jongdae, college!au, PG) On Set (Joonmyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol, sex worker!au, NC-17) Worth (Yixing/Jongdae, bullying,R) three and a half men (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, PG-13) Just Different (Baekhyun/Jongdae, abo verse, NC-17) your lashes against mine (Jongdae/Chanyeol, college!au, PG-13) causing mayhem as we go (Baekhyun/Jongdae, vampire!au, PG-13) the wars you bring (Baekhyun/Jongdae, lawyers!au, PG-13) a mess of blues (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, domestic!au, PG-13) snapshots (Jongdae/Chanyeol, Jongdae/Sehun, Jongdae/Kyungsoo, Baekhyun/Jongdae, domestic!au, PG-13) (Not So) Friend #2 (Baekhyun/fem!Jongdae/Chanyeol, highschool!au, PG) Leviathan (Joonmyun/Jongdae, pirate!au,NC-17) Steady Immersion (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, mama!au, PG-13) I’m sorry to be only human (Minseok/Jongdae, hybrid!au, NC-17, trigger warnings) Interlocking (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, public sex, NC-17)) Baby Boys (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol, daddy!kink, NC-17) Pretty Boy (I’m Nobody) (Jongdae-centric, eating disorders, R, trigger warnings) To Chen with Love (various jongdae pairings, various kinks, NC-17, check warnings) Love Me Right (Yixing/Jongdae, daddy!kink, lNC-17, check warnings) Truth’s Little Hero (Minseok/ Jongdae, dystopian!au, NC-17, trigger warnings) Let There Be Resolve (Minseok/ Jongdae, dystopian!au, NC-17, trigger warnings) Apricots (Jongdae/Chanyeol, abo!au, NC-17) I Wanna Walk On Your Wavelength (Minseok/ Jongdae, space!au, NC-17) Amor Aeternus (Jongdae/Luhan, age gap, NC-17) hot commodity (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, pwp, NC-17) trial run (Jongdae/Zitao/Sehun, royalty!au, NC-17) finger lickin’ good (Minseok/ Jongdae, femslash, NC-17) it’s only child’s play (Baekhyun/Jongdae, daddy!kink, NC-17) scream for ice cream (Jongdae/Luhan, pwp, NC-17) Like Gravity (I’m Pulled to You) (fem!Jongdae/fem!Baekhyun/fem!Kyungsoo, flower shop!au, NC-17) Jongdae vs. the Supernatural Agenda (Jongdae/All, supernatural!AU) a song beat in your chest (Baekhyun/Jongdae, abo verse, NC-17) Baekhyun on the Cliff by the Sea (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, ponyo!au, G) I Wanna Know All Kinds of Love (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, domestic, NC-17) Couples Counseling (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, infidelity, NC-17) Mutually Beneficial (fem!Jongdae/Kyungsoo, arranged marriage, NC-17) Hay Fever (Baekhyun/Jongdae, pwp, NC-17) Jongdae, Eleven Times Over (Jongdae/All, gangbang, crossdressing, NC-17) He’s Got to be Crazy (John Wayne) (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, highschool!au, G) Two (and a half) Rebels (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, space!au, NC-17) show me all your secrets (Jongdae/Jongin/Sehun, daddy!kink, NC-17) instead of love, it’s trouble knocking on your door (Jongdae/Chanyeol, mafia!au, R) September (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, floristxtattooist!au, NC-17) Syncopte (so don’t, so don’t) (Baekhyun/Jongdae, infidelity, NC-17) purrfectly at home (Minseok/Baekhyun/Jongdae, domestic!au, NC-17) Enemies Beware (Jongdae/Chanyeol, vampires!au, wolf!au, NC-17) Outside These Walls (Jongdae/All, abo verse, NC-17, check warnings) Feverish Love (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, master/pet, G) only whisper to me (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, master/pet, NC-17) Hybrid Affairs (Joonmyun/Yixing/Jongdae, hybrid!au, G) Attention (Jongdae/Joonmyun/Yixing, hybrid!au, NC-17) Please, That’s Impossible (Jongdae/Joonmyun/Yixing, abo verse, NC-17)  ((this was my prompt!)) how we spoon like no one else (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsoo, fluff, G) The Ghost of Talis ((main!Baekhyun/Jongdae)/Kyungsoo/Chanyeol, sci-fi, NC-17, check warnings) not for the world (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, polyamory, G) tarantino and tortellini (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, polyamory, NC-17) (Don’t) Just Add Water (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Kyungsoo, aliens, G) Steal Me Not, Here My Heart Lies (Baekhyun/Jongdae, hybrid!au, M) the chain (runnin’ through the shadows) (Baekhyun/Jongdae/Chanyeol/Kyungsool, space!au, NC-17) aromatherapy (Jongdae/Yifan/Chanyeol, abo verse, NC-17) Make That Flower Bloom (Luhan/All, abo verse, NC-17) Library (Luhan/Jongdae, vampire!au, R) It’s Gonna Be Forever [Or It’s Gonna Go Down In Flames] (Luhan/Jongdae, arranged marriage, NC-17) Starting Fires (Jongdae/Chanyeol, abo verse, NC-17) [A Few Of My] Favorite Things (fem!Minseok/fem!Luhan/fem!Jongdae, polyamory, NC-17) talk dirty to me (Joonmyun/Jongdae, voice actor!au, R) Taste (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, pwp, NC-17) Something about the Devil (Baekhyun/Jongdae, supernatural!au, NC-17) Let it be me (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, fluff, NC-17) This is the Dawning of the Rest of Our Lives (Baekhyun/Jongdae, MAMA!au, G) Holly Roots (Yifan/Jongdae, age gap, NC-17)

shameless self-promo haha

My Eyes Were Looking For You (Baekhyun/Jongdae, supernatural!au, PG-13/M) Kittens in Mittens (Joonmyun/Yifan, little kids in love!chensoo, kids!au, G) So, I Heard You’re A Screamer (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, supernatural!au, PG-13) I’m Friends With the Monster That’s Under My Bed (Jongdae/Chanyeol, supernatural!au, G) I Got Sneaky Fingers (Minseok/Jongdae, hybrid!au, G) good morning starshine (the earth says hello)(Yixing/Jongdae, domestic!au, hybrid!au, G)  and dust with powdered sugar to taste (Jongdae/Kyungsoo, hybrid!au, G) 

Wow! Thank you for this awesome list!! <3

-FY!EF admins

The first time I let someone borrow my dress:

1. Sinubukan tanggalin yung history. 

2. Tinastas yung tahi at tinahi ulit. 

These are just some of the results if hindi #HonorStudent yung pinahiram.

A daughter of a 'patola' finger borrowed some of my dresses. Damn horse finger lickin' good attitude of a certain fuck it is!. Her insecurities is too loud at all the churches.

And now that she is married, kindly tell that horse shitty ass girl to know her place between me and her husband!. Our friends knows how the both of you be divorced. Haha.

How dare her not face me in front of her 'soon to be husband' when I said 'Hi' to her. It just means 'confirmed'. You had sinned against me!. And I am expecting what you'll bore. #damnrituals

So glad I always sent an investigator for borrowers.

VANESSA JANE CUARENTASuses ate LYRA’s name, the sister of the man she married, LESTER CADUNGGAN, to borrow a dress from me and hindi pa siya mismo personally yung naghiram. Pinaabot niya lang sa tita Lita ni Lester, our neighbor. Duh . . . Insecure sana siya. When my mother walked-in my room, she said that ate Lyra will borrow a dress pansimba. I already know it was for Vanessa. How dare her!. What Vanessa do not know is hindi ko ka-size si ate Lyra. I last seen her in her elementary days. Haha. I can just see ate Lyra through her photos on FB. I saw ate Lyra's post before, Vanessa wearing the dress. My mother choosed the blue one. Hindi na nga siya naipakilala formally. Sira ulo na siya if she can’t see her true form in front of the mirror. If she’s jealous just because si Lester yung kapareha ko sa damit na yun at sa iba pa. Isa siyang magiting na kumangon!.

Before the end of the world, Lester and I were just model students before. Attitude ang nagdala hindi hiram na mukha. Loka-loka!. I was informed by my nanay na bulok na klaseng babae yung papakasalan ni Lester, and that is according to his tita Lita. Ofcourse, I never cared about what she said, I'm not Lester. It's up to a person kung gusto niyang magasgasan yung pangalan niya. Righty-right!. Haha.

#RichPeopleWhenJealous ???

No other person borrowed the blue dress, only Vanessa. She borrowed it three times. I allowed myself because Lester is a friend. Hindi siya magaling magbaliktad ng tao. The horsehead trained herself. Nahurt ako na tinastas at tinahi ulit. Halatang ordinary na sinulid yung pinantahi.

Ooppsss!. Nag #HowToBeYou pala siya. Haha. Not just one, but more. Vanessa is like ERA on a #HowToBeYou, trying hard. Tss!. Hmm. I wonder why these people do not know kung sino gina - #HowToBeYou ko. #JKS. HAHA. Char!. They do not know anything because they do not know how to ask. Bobo!.

Hmm. I wonder why nilalaban o bawi niya yung friend request niya and ganun din sa likes ni Lester?. Hmm. I asked myself kung sino do user ng FB niya. Tss!. Tse!. Haha.

And since gin #HowToBeYou ako, ano o sino kaya yung nagustuhan ni Lester sakanya?. AKO o SIYA?. Ttahahahaha. Nakakahiya siya!. Ttahahahaha.

Magpaparepair nalang ako. Mga pakyu!. Manghihiram lang maninira pa. Mga mapagsamantala nga naman!. Bwisit!.

Pag binigay sakin yung presscon, pagsabaysabayin sana kayo lahat with the Rev. Fr. Arvic Magno Jimenez and others as well. Sana lang. Bwisit na mga kabayo!. Mapanamad!.

#Jealousy #Insecurities #Envy