#motherfucker | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

animatedtext · 2 months

Text

#That’s my niche #motherfucker #gif #snimatedtext #wordart #transparent

3K notes · View notes

fbfh · 10 months

Text

Tristin Dugray relationship and intimacy hcs

wc: 1.1k

pairing: tristin x afab reader

genre: smut smut feelings smut

warnings: dumbfucking, tristin is a cocky bastard and a slut and a whore (all affectionate), pussydrunk tristin, brief mentions of exhibitionism and tristin having bull energy, hickeys, cute jealousy, tristin is an attention whore (affectionate), other girls are jelly of you bc tristin likes you that fuckin much, tristin has a vaguely bad homelife, use of mary as a pet name

song recs: mary - alex g, break my heart - spectacular cast

a/n: this boy.... has consumed way more of my brain space than I anticipated??? he grabbed me by the fucking throat lol

tags @yesv01 @magcon7280

As with all nsfw works all characters are aged up to 18+

That being said HOLY SHIT LETS GET INTO IT

Tristin Dugray is one horny motherfucker

Like really seriously horny

Stage 5 thirsty for you specifically

Like I said in that one drabble he’s a cocky attention whore until a certain point

Then he just gets completely stupid

His goal is to fuck both of you absolutely dumb, and he’s really good at it

Even when he has you both completely stupid, he’s still gonna keep going

Like until he collapses on top of you

But before he gets so pussydrunk that all he can do is pant and grunt and whine in your ear

He absolutely talks you through it

God this boy just can’t shut up can he

So he’ll guide you and tease you and coax more and more out of you

He’ll call you mary and babble out praise

And he’ll soak up every expression you make

Every noise you let out

GOD just looking at you??? It takes so much energy not to cum on the spot

Tristin already knows that no one can fuck you like he can

But he’s even more willing to prove it for you

Not gonna lie, he has major bull energy

Tristin can sweep you off your feet and charm you away from anyone else vying for your attention

Then he can push his fat cock snugly inside you and make you squirt and shower you with attention

He ruins you for anyone else by giving you ultimate princess treatment

God the duality of this man

Speaking of his fat cock, he’s hung like a goddamn horse

Like he’s already so fucking perfect

He’s hot as fuck, loaded, actually has a personality, he likes you that much, he’s loyal

And he’s packing??????

It’s almost unfair

But yeah Tristin is the whole package (pun intended)

He can do whatever he wants. Literally anything.

Because he’s this hot, you’re going to have to be prepared for a lot of jealousy from the plethora of girls who have a crush on him

Which is almost all of them

Girls get so fucking pissed when you have bruises and hickeys and can’t walk

Like seriously

It’s impossible to be friends with any girls that know Tristin because boy keeps you marked up

And they don’t like that

He’s so tantalizingly close to them but agonizingly out of reach

They hate it even more when he smells like you and has your love bites all over him

He proudly shows that shit off

Along with all the scratches you leave on his back

And an occasional pair of panties left in his pocket

Nothing makes him happier than having your scent and marks and presence all over him

Once he finds out about bra strap bracelets????? You make him one and he will never take that shit off

Gets pouty when his hickeys fade and asks you for more

He pulls you into his lap and bites your ear playfully

“Well Mary, your friends need to know that I’m taken, don’t they?”

“It’s not my friends that I’m worried about…”

He pauses kissing your neck to look up at you with a cocky gaze just full of victory as your words sink in

“You are jealous…”

GOD HE LOVES WHEN YOU GET JEALOUS AND POSSESSIVE OVER HIM

ACTUALLY MAKES HIM MOTHERFUCKING FERAL

It has this energy

Oh my god oh my god and watching his hair grow back out from his military school buzzcut???

When it’s finally long enough to tug and flop over and tickle your face and neck while he fucks you?????

And brush all softly against your thighs when he goes down on you???????

Best era tbh

And Tristin really does love going down on you a lot

He has some almost pleasure dom tendencies???

Someone hose this boy down

Just fucking neuter him at this point

Seriously once he gets a taste of you, it’s game over

Tristin is easily the biggest fucking slut you’ve ever met

But he’s only a slut for you

Literally

All he wants is you

So when he has you, he’s going all out

All the way

Hitting all the spots (literally and figuratively)

Don’t let him find out about your g spot

He already abuses your clit enough as it is

Just cause he loves the face you make when you orgasm

He gets kind of obsessed with making you cum

Seriously he will sneak off with you for quickies and hand stuff in some really risky places

He doesn’t even care about getting caught at this point

He just loves seeing how nervous and turned on it makes you

And he loves having something to tease you about

Seriously this man will whore himself out to you at a moments notice

He’s so fucking touch starved that it’s really nice to have something long term and serious with you like this

It’s all he’s wanted for a really long time

Even with Summer, he tried everything he could to make it work

I think it’s safe to assume he has a similar homelife to Paris

Specifically from the quote regarding Paris’s baggage when Tristin said “yeah, [I have] a matching set”

You’re not being too subtle there babe

So with all the inconsistencies and instability he’s dealt with through the years

You really are a breath of fresh air

Tristin wants to be committed

He wants someone that he can give all of himself to

When he met you there was a terrifying moment where he felt his priorities shift

He knew that if his options were a safe choice or you, he’d choose you hands down

But now he gets both

He gets that consistency and devotion and commitment

And he gets it with you

So you better believe he is not fucking this up

He is going to put everything he has into this

Because he knows how you deserve to be treated

And he knows he can’t lose you

Which means he just has to be the kind of man that you deserve

One of the most beautiful parts of dating Tristin is getting to grow together and watch him really blossom alongside you

You are the catalyst

You are what made him into who he is today

And he wouldn’t want this with anyone else but you

#tristin dugray #tristin dugray x reader #tristin dugray smut #gilmore girls #gilmore girls smut #gilmore girls x reader #tristan dugray smut #tristan dugray #tristan dugray x reader #motherfucker #the brain rot i've had for this bitch???? unfathomable

1K notes · View notes

showintheboys · 17 days

Text

Kicking back, lounging on a hotel balcony, getting ready to go into a restaurant and in a restaurant. (Yes, my weight fluctuated)

#sexy content #sexy pose #sexy tease #sexy wives #sexy nylons #sexy titts #exhibtionist #exhibition kink #wife exhibition #public exhibition #mature mom #hot mommy #motherfucker #wife fantasy #wife #sharing wife

98 notes · View notes

scarriestmarlowe · 6 months

Text

hey guys! discuss.

185 notes · View notes

fucciwilliams · 2 months

Text

#madonna #motherfucker #fashion #90s aesthetic #y2kcore #y2k aesthetic #fashion aesthetic #aesthetic #photography #singer #queue #cunty #explorepage #explore #tumblr fyp #fypシ #fypage #fyp

130 notes · View notes

nekohooch · 2 months

Text

Is it really a CR story if Sam doesn’t at some point reduce you to tears?

#dnd #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers #critical role #FCG #motherFUCKER #he’s a master at story beats #I could watch his brain forever #sam riegel

142 notes · View notes

that-bitch-kat3 · 2 years

Text

james: you motherfucker

marlene: i fucking WISH

2K notes · View notes

ilovemesomevincentprice · 3 months

Text

Vincent Price - Leave Her To Heaven (1945)

83 notes · View notes

the-eternal-moonshine · 11 days

Text

#my gif #pulp fiction #memes #meme #motherfucker #the-eternal-moonshine #samuel l jackson

54 notes · View notes

frnkiebby · 4 days

Note

Bby boy havn a Religious Experience playing his guitar wrong

And then i think I remember you or somebody saying they enjoy the pics of Frank treating his guitar like a gun

oh. my. fucking. god.

others have too yes but me. me hi. oh my god you don’t understand.

i have never seen this frimage.

i am losing my goddamn mind. you can’t see me stop typing every few seconds to swipe back to stop breathing and lose my shit all over again.

this is so like THE frimage for me right now what the fuck~🎃

#hello incoherence my old friend #take me to my goddamn fucking grave #hi so i’m void posting #i’m so far past grave posting #oh god my dumpster fire isn’t enough rn #someone give my hand basket a push so i can go to hell faster #motherfucker #frnkiebby #rosethrorn #frank iero #mcr #mcrmy #frnkiero #my chemical romance #frnkie #my chem #ilhsm

44 notes · View notes

boanerges20 · 9 months

Text

MotherFucker

#motherfucker #typography #letters #lettering #illustration #graphic design

172 notes · View notes

hyffae · 6 months

Text

FUCK YOU CELLBIT

#MY FUCKING HEART #FUCKING SAD PIANO STFU #MOTHERFUCKER #cellbit #q!cellbit #qpurgatory 2 #qsmp purgatory 2 #liveblogging #cellbit liveblogging

85 notes · View notes

cryptidowl · 2 years

Photo

redraw of one of my oldest shitposts

#he's still such a primadonna #motherfucker #the arcana #the arcana lucio #lucio morgasson #Lucio #the arcana mc #apprentice robin #the arcana asra #asra alnazar #asra #the arcana nadia #Countess Nadia #nadia satrinava #nadia #cryptid doodle

897 notes · View notes

clarablightt · 5 months

Text

Sigmund Freud is the OGMF

(original mother fucker)

#the siggy freuster #sigmund freud #freud #oedipus complex #motherfucker

54 notes · View notes

melodicfix8 · 3 months

Text

ᴅᴀᴍɴ, sᴏɴ! 😯

#cat #cats #cats of tumblr #shady #motherfucker #golden books #dark humor #funny memes #funny cats #shady cat #mofo

37 notes · View notes

jovialprankster · 2 months

Text

Have dis thing i made at 3:00 AM!!!!! :D

Edit: it is now my banner. Behold motherfuckers.

#mcr #my chemical fucking romance #my chemical romance #gerard way #glitter #gif #bling bling #motherfucker

39 notes · View notes