Craig is like "... heavy metal is not what it used to be." while he listens to his oldest son's song collection on his new mp3 player. 😂
Lance certainly loves many of the classics that his dad introduced him to (read as: "blasted away at full volume"), but he also acquired his own taste over the years, as one would expect. I think that Craig ended up liking some bands, though. Even snatched some of his son's albums at times, just to be like "Pf, how am I supposed to know where it is?! Just keep an eye on your shit?!" and putting the CDs back where he found them when Lance wasn't looking. 😂
Whenever my cat gets too uppity, I remind her that her ancestors were lithe, fierce saber-tooth warriors, and meanwhile she poops in a box in the bathroom.
Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!
Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*
Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!