Odd couple <3

Oooooooooo maybe laywright?

gay as fuck to be solving puzzles with another man

a bot is trying to sext me on your liopleurodon post. my charlie the unicorn reference gets all the bitches

I noticed.

This is literally my peak im never going to reach these heights

gimli IS the hottest bachelor in middle-earth. and legolas got the rose.

Round 5/Final Poll:

Pictures and propaganda are under the cut!

Gillion Tidestrider (Riptide)

(Submitted for Autism, ADHD, OCD, PTSD, and Dyslexia)

do i really need to say anything. do i really.  ~ Autism he has,,,,,,, an issue with textures and social interaction and just yknow gives off those v i b es  ~ Autism He misses social cues, mostly black and white thinking, especially towards the beginning of the series, strong morals, has stated he doesn’t like/struggles with change, etc etc  ~ Autism HE CANONICALLY DOESN’T LIKE VELVET HE CANONICALLY HAS TEXTURE/SENSORY ISSUES. His whole arc with the oversea is so autism coded (with not understanding things everybody else around him thinks is common knowledge even if it’s never been explained to him before). But ALSO HE TOTALLY HAS INTRUSIVE/IMPULISVE THOUGHTS he canonically has ‘blasphemous’ type thoughts (wanting to steal lemons with his friends even if it’s against his oath), plus there’s NO WAY he doesn’t have violent type intrusive thoughts about hurting his loved ones NO WAY. plus his overall stubbornness of not letting go of his oath and general struggles with change is so so so autism coded of him.  ~ Autism and OCD Gillion is literally so autistic. He misses social cues and is easily deceived. He also hates lying and is overall a very honest guy! he repeats certain phrases like ‘it is my destiny!’ which are actually vocal stims cause i said so. Could all of this be explained by him not having a childhood and never learning anythning other than fight? yup! Am i saying all of this cause im like that? yeah! and im autistic :D also hes very cool and thats also a sign of autism  ~ Autism being put through years of (training) torture can cause anxiety especially at the young age he was ive also seen him just do random shit which gives off the idea that he’s not reliant on social cues, for example; jumping out windows, kissing a man (chip), or just going off to do his own thing which is a thing i do alot,,not kissing men,,,or jumping out winows yet but hes not reliant on social cues, he also ties his hair up, and i know he didnt do it in the first design but sometimes my sensory issues go away and come back randomly like a vacation for those bastards anyway another thing with the anxiety autism and anxiety are both very common together like autism and adhd! thats all i got but i can go way more in depth  ~ Autism and Anxiety Gillion fishman nuerospicy asf and I need ppl to share in my hc that he has ocd look at him. Insert cool character analysis I don’t do words. Fish. ~ Autism, ADHD, and OCD

Peter Sqloint (Apotheosis)

(Submitted for Autism and AVPD)

Struggles with eye contact, misses social cues, special interest in rocks  ~ Autism literally changed the course of the story with his autism swag. with the power of rocks and lizard. killed god and pulled a bad bitch.  ~ Autism You cannot tell me he isn’t autistic, he literally hyperfixates on rocks he doesn’t even want children he will just raise lizards, he is so silly he just want rocks and logs for his lizard hhhhhhhhhh his magic can change rock colors  ~ Autism ROCKS  ~ Autism FUCKUNG LOOK AT HIM  ~ Autism

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic etc etc

HEY BITCH IT'S ME >: ) /pos ermm ermmm cus you're good at killing me emotionally funny father figure Dr Cortex with reader with the tism

bAH BAYYEEE

Tea Time. (Parental Dr.Cortex X Autistic Reader)

Cortex was in the kitchen, preparing something. He was wearing a pink apron (Typical for him, really) as he readied some biscuits, placing them on a plate. He thought about the textures you liked, the foods you could eat, etc. He looked around, pulling out a list of your safe foods.

He looked at the different types of tea bags he had, Mint Tea, Ginger Tea, Green Tea, Oolong, he had a surprisingly collection of teas.

He heard you walk in, turning around and greeting you with a smile "AH! Y/N! did you bring the sugar?" you nod and put the box of cubes on the table.

"Got em just as you asked!" you blurted, you seemed pretty excited for this. You loved being able to have this 1 on 1 time with your dad.

"Very good, very good." He brushed himself off "Luckily for me I haven't seen tail or head of that.. orange RAT." he sneered at nothing but looked back at you with a loving smile.

After setting everything up you sat down, picking your favorite tea and starting the process of making tea. Cortex did the same, pouring the kettle of hot water into a cup with a tea bag in it.

"So. How have you been lately, my little firefly?" he rubbed his finger and thumb together, sprinkling some sugar into the tea. Tell no one but he likes his tea sweet.

"Do you think I act weird? Considering my whole.. thing?" you tap the side of your cup.

"You mean the fact you're autistic? Also darling I dunno what tipped you off to me caring about "acting normal"." He put a hand to his chest, jokingly coming off as offended.

"I love you because you're my little do bad-er.." he hummed, picking the tea cup up and sipping it. You smiled at this and continued in your tea enjoyment.

"Thanks dad." You smile, feeling the pleasing texture of the smooth yet warm glass "It means a lot.".

"Weirdos stick together, fire fly." He put the cup down. "Now drink up we have a long day of hunting bandicoots ahead of us." he pointed at your tea cup. "I want to finally teach you how you use a ray gun." he evilly smirked.

"Yes sir!" you chuckled as you picked up your tea cup, enjoying the flavor.

WHY I HEADCANON WILHEMINA VENABLE AS AUTISTIC

Ok so! If you know me you know that I overanalyze the shit out of things and of art and just literally everything,, and I’ve been considering this headcanon for a while. I’ve seen a couple of other people headcanon Wilhemina as autistic and it fits so well so I’m going to be expanding on that!!

(Also I say all of this as an autistic person)

First, let’s talk about the color purple — a characteristic of autism is developing hyperfixations, which are also referred to as “special interests.” These can range from wide categories of objects or people (ex. Classic literature) to very precise topics or people (ex. American Horror Story: Coven). An autistic person will obsess over their special interests and learn all they can about them, and depending on the interest people may also collect things that relate to their interests. It makes perfect sense for Wilhemina’s special interest to be the color purple, as she always wears purple and purple makeup, and in lots of fanfics and fanart Mina also collects purple home decor, etc.

Next, let’s talk about her mannerisms/social skills and how they’re similar to those commonly exhibited by autistic individuals. People with autism have difficulties socializing, and issues they commonly face while socializing are not knowing when to speak in a conversation, being incredibly blunt, and seeming “aloof” (I struggle with this last one particularly bad — the other day a girl in my class told me I come across as cold and scary?? Like girl it’s the ‘tism). Venable is commonly perceived as cold and a bit awkward (it’s called being a neurodivergent bad bitch). An example of this is like… literally all of the times that she snapped at all of the people at dinner in the outpost, and her perfect articulation and speaking pace (heavy masking, maybe?). Her vocal tone is pretty much monotone too. Also an example of poor social skills is when Venable mistakes Myrtle’s sarcasm for flattery in the flashback at Kineros.

The only person that truly seems to understand and be forgiving of her is Ms Mead… and I feel really bad for Venable bc Mead is literally a robot bro who’s gonna tell her???

Now, let’s talk about her fingerless gloves and hairstyle. Autistic people commonly experience sensory issues. I’m fully convinced that Venable always has her hair pulled back due to sensory issues because I’m autistic and can’t go out in public with my hair down because it drives me halfway to sensory overload just on it’s own. As for the fingerless gloves, I’m convinced that she wears them bc of sensory issues and texture aversions.

There are so many reasons I think this bitch is autistic I haven’t even expressed them all bc I forgot half of them but I might keep adding to this <3

Taglist: @thedeconstructionist @goodeday2u @traumatisedfangirl @cordeliass @paulsonsratched @mayfair-fleur

there's a zeblue idea that keeps kicking around my brain that I Cannot write out as a proper fic (I... I have three wips in the works as it is this is simply something that cannot happen to me at this stage I must rebel), so I did some doodles in the hope of safely exorcising it that way instead. so here it is

(for anyone who might be interested, the fic concept I have is basically 'I read Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code at a formative age and now I have to live with it but with less fairies and more Star Wars nonsense this time'. for those who are not familiar with that seminal work of fiction, the vague plot would be that Zero gets killed while they're out on a mission and Blue manages to get him to some kind of science fantasy handwaving perfect stasis machine within minutes, before death has had the time to blink or get to work on things like the deterioration of brain cells. cue Blue spending the next two years going gently insane and trying to get everything together to get him back safe and as whole as he ever was (i.e. roughly 47% of the man he once was but damn what a man etc.), even if they have to repair the damage cell by fucking cell, and no matter who he has to threaten, cajole or bribe along the way. it would probably be just about the saddest thing I ever wrote but it would have a happy ending because of who I am as a person. a sort of 'me and the bad bitch i pulled safely back to the land of the living by being utterly ruthlessly morally bankrupt and autistic' retelling of the orpheus and euridyce myth, if you will)

Hi! I'm Peregrine and sometimes I write!

Questions you may have:

Is Peregrine Sarka your real name? Absolutely not. I am not putting my real name on tumblr.

What do you write? Lots of things! But right now I'm focused on Untitled Peregrine Sarka Project (hopefully I will think of a better title soon) - a meditation on narrative, identity, and the unbreakable bond between one deeply lonely museum curator and the bad bitch she pulled by being autistic.

That description told me nothing. I am aware. When I think of a way to describe this project well without spoiling every plot point, I'll update my pinned post. In the meantime, this is what you get.

I'm intrigued - how do I learn more about Untitled Peregrine Sarka Project? You can see any writing I post under the tag #my writing. I may also post about the characters with #oc tag, or specific character tags like #ariadne, #claire, #sunil, #ezra, #olivia, #andrew, #vivian, #helen, #bastien, etc.

hiii apolloo i would LOVE to hear abt ur ship with maxie !! if u dont mind talking abt it ! or if not id love to hear what you love abt him in general ! i hope ur having an amazing day ! - @catake

CLARA!! I'm Always down to talk about maxie where do I even start .. my s/i is an alolan trainer named cassian who moved to hoenn as soon as he was able to pursue his dream of seeing the world and all it has to offer :) I wanted him & max to be foils I love the dynamic where characters complete each other, in a sense. cass is more reserved & warm where maxie is very direct and not.. cold exactly but a little more stoic on a surface level. my veeeery oldest cassian concept had him as this Strange offputting scientist working for team magma whose idea of flirting was getting into public fights with his boss which is not at All what he's like now but it's really funny looking back. they're the night to his day & its everything to me frankly.

as for max in general I think what really got me in the beginning was how silly he is once you get passed the cool collected persona & death threats (in the manga's case) like he's suuuch a loser but in such a genuine wholehearted way its endearing. him & the bad bitch he pulled by being autistic etc and well i also think the more serious domineering thing hes got going on is really hot but thats neither here nor there.

thank you for enabling me this notif made me smile so wide. <3

Percy Jackson for the Fandom ask!!! 🤗💞

Gracias Clover!!!

THE otp:Theyna!!It's very important to me because Reyna was my first sapphic headcanon!

M/F otp:Can i say my s/i and Percy? /lh But really,i'd say Preyna!!Reyna be pulling all the bad bitches by being autistic <3

M/M otp:Frason!!That's Frank/Jason^

F/F otp:Theyna once more!!

Fav female:Three way tie between Thalia,Rachel and Hazel!!They're sooooo sister shaped

Fav male:Percy my ultimate beloved!!

Least fav female:Annabeth-She's just...awful,both as a person and the kinda stuff her character represents(white feminism that puts down woc,autistic girls,butch girls,etc is the first that comes to mind)

Least fav male:Luke or Poseidon,for the latter i have no tolerance for people who treat Percy badly

Why i joined the fandom:Read the books as a kid and they became one of my special interest's!!

I am ... Honestly ... Just ... So exhausted by continuously entering spaces that are supposedly supposed to be "safe" for me to unmask and be myself in ... Only to always still inevitably (even unintentionally, or in a roundabout way) somehow be accused of being "easy to offend" or "bitchy / cunty" (etc) the second I do ... All just because of the way I naturally think and speak about things whenever I get into real conversations once the anxiety has worn off and I actually feel safe and comfortable with the people in a space.

Like oop Anna's being too Autistic again! Oh no! The intellectualism's coming out! It's using big words, strange cadence, and run-on sentences, and generally responding to things I said "in a weird way"! It must clearly be in a bad mood / angry with me OR trying to start drama / a fight! And that's literally never the actual case. I'm just having what is, for me, what I think is a normal conversation. But it's like they always flip an instant rejection switch every time- no matter how "safe" a space they claim to have set up, or how "understanding" they always claim to be.

And I really don't want to position it as a Neurotypical vs Neuroatypical thing like Neuroatypicals of all stripes always try to do (ignorantly and very incorrectly!) because I have this issue with other fucking Autistic people too. Constantly. So I've learned in the last two decades that clearly it is somehow associated with me being Autistic- but it's not necessarily associated with whether or not others are / are not. But I also just ... Literally can't figure out why it always happens no matter what, and it's so frustrating.

Shit ... Maybe I just have naturally deeper thoughts and more in depth communication and articulation skills, and everyone else is just a basic ass bitch that gets severely uncomfortable by that fact because society is simultaneously somehow both anti-intellectual as fuck and vehemently and aggressively self-conscious about its lack of knowledge (throw in the additions of purity culture, morality policing, cancel culture, and all kinds of other fun nonsense, and 😬) --- and we've only progressively gotten worse about it as time has gone on 🙃 I don't know. Who the fuck does ... But I do know that I'm just so tired of it.

I'm tired of always being "the bitchy one" or "the cunt" no matter what I do, or how I talk, or how I phrase things, or how often I speak up and try to involve myself and make friends anywhere I go ... And still always fucking upsetting people because it's always "get offended / upset first and never actually bother to clarify. Just assume" 🙄

I'm tired of always having to explain that "no, you didn't offend me. I just thought we were just having a normal ass conversation. But my bad for being wrong again, apparently, I guess?" and it never actually mattering because even the people who claim to get it still pull the same exact routine bullshit eventually anyways🙄

I'm honestly just ... So tired of even existing at all when I can't even so much as talk to anyone on the most Human of levels. Especially when I can't even be around other Neurodivergent people half the time, because even they're full of shit about being "safe" all the fucking time.

WAIT FOR THE SHIP BINGO I FORGOT ABOUT MY FAVOURITE CRACKSHIP. PLEASEPOEASPOESE 0108. ME AND THE BAD BITCH I PULLED BY BEING AUTISTIC. SCOUT TF2 AND KATYA GONCHAFOV. GOD

-crews (i’m sorry)

mx crews never ever apologise for these. i am fascinated confused looking at you under a microscope etc. itchy starts the prank courtship and snowman knocks his front teeth out

idk why i’m crazy about nick and jess. something about the. tender love even when someone’s unable to be emotionally vulnerable the i can fix him mentality turning into i want him so bad. me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic. etc