Me when I'm listening to The Magnus Archives and Jonny S opens with "regarding [whatever] at a house on Hilltop Road"

jarchivist sims and simon petrikov would get along quite well actually

When I relistened to Anglerfish, I noticed that every time Jon said, “can I have a cigarette?” his telltale Archivist static was imbued into the phrase every single time. The fucking implications

God I have no clue how to use tumblr but here have Jon

My friend got me into The Magnus Archives and now I’m in deep.

Anyways, here are some doodles of Jon (my favoritest, my beloved) on scrap paper.

*grabs my silly men by their necks* ur gonna fix my depression u little shit

HOLY SHIT ... jon sims cat... my silly guy...

okay mandatory question i have to ask every tma fan: thoughts on melanie king :3

hehehe im overjoyed ppl are appreciating jarchavist cat again, I may do a new post with more tma cats now...

also! I love Melanie! I loove her murder attempts against Elias, i love girl murder <3

also i know it doesn't work in canon's plot and with like,, how the horrors tm effected them but i REALLY love the idea of Melanie and Jon being friends.

GOD they would be so good, they would be the most annoying asshole duo and I would love every second of it. Their friendship would be 50% arguing over increasingly stupid topics and the other 50% would be them convincing each other to do increasingly stupid things. Please ppl give me Melanie Jon friendship fic recs i feel like I have read them all and there was only like 5 T-T

it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in Central London.

post series Jon gets a job as a researcher or something and makes a lot of impassioned and/or savage academic papers

tape recorders don’t exist Somewhere Else though so it’s a digital recorder for that Lo-Fi Charm(tm)

Come to us, i open the door!

Had a dream where I, personally, had to fight the Ceaseless Watcher. So. Shout out to Jonny, I don't think this podcast is fictional anymore.

the realist x the idealist in media except it's jonmartin.

jon as the realist and martin as the idealist in the beginning then after everything they've been through jon ends up as the idealist and martin's the realist.

archivist (derogatory)

my take in Jon's walking speed is that even if gay people walk fast, non binary people walk slower than your average binary person because we're always in a half vibing state so

he's tiny and nb, what do you expect

here’s another random tma-related thing that my brain birthed while i was writing my other thing on how tma wtnv and gravity falls are all in the same universe. It’s not thought out at all but anyone ever think about why and how the fandom likes lonelyxeyes? is this billie eilish’s fault with her song ocean eyes? like people ship Peter Lukas/Jonah Magnus, and also JonMartin is a thing?? what

anyways i’m full of thoughts on many things today.

it isnt clear whether it was removing kvasir or thor meddling with the controls, but both of them can sense that something has changed. something has gone very very wrong. hello jon. apologies for the deception, but i wanted to make sure you started reading, so i thought it best not to announce mys