Charlie: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.
Vaggie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.
Charlie: …
Charlie: You mean ring bearER, right?
Vaggie: …
Charlie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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No more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck.
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Alastor: you know dear, it’s quite muggy outside today..
Charlie: Al if I go outside and see all the mugs are on the lawn—
Alastor: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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What that mouth do?
Complain.
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Alastor: How much murdering do I get to do?
Vaggie: None!
Alastor: Your plan blows.
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That’s my emotional support entity of questionable moral standings!
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I can’t fucking take it anymore.
(Standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)
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GenZ! Reader : I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my a$$
Adam : B**ch!
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GenZ! Reader : Dude!! You look like something I drew with my left hand!
Val%$tino : ??
Angel : F**K YOU VAL!
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Preferred pronouns?
don’t talk about me
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Slang Education Day
Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.
{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3}
I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)
That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl
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Angel Version :3
Angel: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Husk: Sure!
Husk: Whats your favorite color?
Angel, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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Yeah that sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures.
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Charlie: how long would you keep talking if no one stopped you?
Alastor: many before you have tried to find out.
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Charlie: If I fall…
Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you.
Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall?
Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Lucifer: *watches these two interactions*
Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall?
Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Alastor, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
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Two characters who understand each other like no one else does and therefore hurt each other like no one else can
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