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#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes
aspenflame-song · 1 day
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Charlie: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake. Vaggie: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear. Charlie: … Charlie: You mean ring bearER, right? Vaggie: … Charlie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
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salesshark · 2 days
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No more gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss.
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Only touchstarved, transgender, trainwreck.
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zootopiathingz · 2 days
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Alastor: you know dear, it’s quite muggy outside today..
Charlie: Al if I go outside and see all the mugs are on the lawn—
Alastor: *sips coffee from a bowl*
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deadbeatdadofsinners · 17 hours
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What that mouth do?
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Complain.
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this-hazbin-quoted · 2 days
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Alastor: How much murdering do I get to do?
Vaggie: None!
Alastor: Your plan blows.
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alastorsshade · 3 days
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That’s my emotional support entity of questionable moral standings!
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I can’t fucking take it anymore.
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(Standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)
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zamadness · 5 hours
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GenZ! Reader : I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't stick my head that far up my a$$
Adam : B**ch!
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GenZ! Reader : Dude!! You look like something I drew with my left hand!
Val%$tino : ??
Angel : F**K YOU VAL!
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yourfavoritebartender · 17 hours
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Preferred pronouns?
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don’t talk about me
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az-roser · 29 days
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Slang Education Day
Imagining Alastor and his Great Depression ass trying to comprehend internet terms is hilarious to me.
{Part 1} {Part 2} {Part 3}
I used the LITERAL list that Amir Talai posted on his Insta of ACTUAL terms he had to Google bc of the HH fandom 😂😭. (but same bc I also didn’t know what half these terms meant 🫠)
That man is so unhinged he truly is Alastor irl
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aspenflame-song · 2 days
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Angel Version :3
Angel: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Husk: Sure!
Husk: Whats your favorite color?
Angel, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
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salesshark · 3 days
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Yeah that sex was good and all but now I need to get back to telling you about deep sea creatures.
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zootopiathingz · 3 days
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Charlie: how long would you keep talking if no one stopped you?
Alastor: many before you have tried to find out.
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radvelvetcakez · 4 months
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Charlie: If I fall… Vaggie: I’ll be there to catch you. Angel: *looks at Husk* What if I fall? Husk: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Lucifer: *watches these two interactions* Lucifer, to Alastor: And if I fall? Alastor: I’ll be the one who pushed you.
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this-hazbin-quoted · 4 months
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Angel Dust: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of it this time.
Alastor, cracks his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.
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alastorsshade · 17 hours
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Two characters who understand each other like no one else does and therefore hurt each other like no one else can
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