Charles: Relationships should be 50/50
Lando: What do you mean?
Charles: Max cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter looking pretty
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Oscar: *Fainted*
Lando: Oh look, I think he's waking up
Carlos: That's too bad. Hell probably start talking then
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Max: ARE YOU-
Yuki: fucking.
Max: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Yuki: fucking.
Max: IDIOT-
Pierre: …what was that?
Yuki: Christian banned Max from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out.
Pierre: I think you just like saying the f word.
Yuki: That doesn’t make my job any less important.
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Max: I feel that I'm missing something...
Charles: *appears*
Max, grabbing Charles: There he is.
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Lance: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would be excited just to have a bunk bed.
Max:
Charles:
Carlos:
Pierre: I'm gonna tell him.
Fernando with knife: Don't you dare.
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*on the phone*
stranger: i have your daughter
lewis: what? all of my kids are boys
stranger: then who the fuck is this princess-
lewis, screaming to seb : OH SHIT THEY HAVE GEORGE
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*Redbull asks Checo to do PR stuff with Max*
Checo: Will Daniel be there?
RB team: No, just you and Max.
Checo: Will Charles be there?
RB team: Leclerc? No, why would he?
Checo: Yeah, just making sure you know, bad experiences.
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sebastian : i have something to tell you.
kimi *not even looking up* : we're not going to adopt oliver.
sebastian : BUT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! HE'S SO SWEET AND INNOCENT!!
kimi *looking at charles* : i'm not falling for that again.
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George: I'm not sure I can fix this
Alex: You can fix anything
George: Who told you that?
Alex: You did. On multiple occasions
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Lewis: Netflix and chill.
Alex: YouTube and snuggle!
Fernando: A random pirated website and taking over the government.
Pierre: HULU AND FUCK.
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Oscar: I'm Oscar Jack Piastri-Leclerc.
Yuki: So I'm-
Oscar and Charles: Yuki Tsunoda Piastri-Leclerc. Welcome to our family.
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Max: You look good in that hoodie.
Charles: You know where else I'd look good?
Max, zero hesitation: My bed.
Charles, at the same time: By your side- wait, what?
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[At Fernando′s funeral]
Lewis: I need a moment with him.
Everyone: Of course.
[Everyone leaves]
Lewis *leaning over Fernando′s coffin*: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.
Fernando: Yeah, no shit.
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