Remind me to draw this :

Jay : so um-

Cinder : SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I SWEAR TO THE FIRST SHATTER SPIN MASTER SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUTUPSHUTUPSHHHHHH

FOR A BEAT OF HEART, THE BREATH IS SHOT. AND WITHIN A BREATH, THE HEART IS CAUGHT. THE PIPES ARE BURSTING, UNDER GREAT STRESS, BOLTS TORN ASUNDER, MAKING A MESS. A FINAL COUGH, A FINAL RETCH, A GOREY SLOUGH, CLAIMED BY WRETCH.

Thinking about a crack scenario where comics!Jason, ArkhamKnight!Jason, Titans!Jason, and GothamKnights!Jason are thrown together for universal fuckery reasons

And;

GK!Jason: [following this theory] "Yeah, I killed the Joker and the Bruce welcomed me back anyway."

Titans!Jason: "Bruce killed the Joker in my name."

AK!Jason: "It's complicated, but yes the Joker is dead and yes B wanted to help me."

Comics!Jason: *stares into the camera like he's on the office*

I'm very into Jay's villain arc, it's just.. the whole Agent Walker/ the Administration set up is what I’m more into because:

The portal in Jay's division could be the key to find Arin's parents

Potential Sora vs Jay fight would be so cool

Zane's nindroid but human identity thing?? How the Administration discriminates Zane somehow

Jay. He didn't care about his job right? But does he care about his underlings? Make him see how badly injured his people are.. and make it personal. Let him invent something

And

What about this 'master of lightning joining *the path of darknessssss*'?? Would this be another "They use me because of my power" "The universe called me here" "I have to do this for (reason)" "The Administration didn't pay me enough so I'm here to get another income"

Maybe it's unfair to judge like that since the tournament episodes haven’t released yet.. I'm sorry, I might miss inventor Jay so much.. By being Agent Walker that means he has to rely on that side of him more. Him vs Sora fight would feel.. something else. It won't be just a fight but also a brain game (possible dirty play?). Jay ripping bunch of mech's cables when I just want to see him using cool gadgets more than just shooting bunch of lightning (It’s not like they're going to explore that power this time). He already did good with a gun..

Jay with any weapon actually

Alderheart and Twigbranch should have both joined SkyClan after all the shit ThunderClan put them through

Like, AVoS totally failed to make me understand why either one of them wants to stay in ThunderClan lmao, everyone is suddenly an asshole in this arc

something that was intended for week 1 of master of fire feb but. well. close up on kai's friendship bracelets under the cut.

[id: a digital painting of kai and nya from lego ninjago. they are both shown from the knees up, standing and facing each other. nya stands on the left, kai is on the right. nya has brown skin, shaved sides, gauges, and a wave and trident tattoo sleeve. she wears a black cropped tank top and light grey sweats, her hair up in a bun with a pencil through it, except for two strands near her face, which are wavy. she looks angry and holds up one hand to her temple, pointing with the other at kai. she says: ' (caps) WHY (end caps) are you (caps) LIKE THIS (end caps)'. kai has light brown skin, a spiky mullet, an eyebrow piercing and a lot of scars, including top surgery ones. on his hands there are several friendship bracelets, and he wears chipped red nail polish. he is shirtless, wearing only grey sweats. he makes a hand puppet gesture with his hand, looks away annoyedly, cringing, and puts the other hand in his pocket. he says: 'blah blah blah...' end id.]

[id: a close up of kai's arm. it shows the friendship bracelets he is wearing. from top to bottom they are: cole's (brown with orange beads), jay's (blue with yellow beads and a lightning charm), skylor's (orange with red heart beads), nya's (purple with blue waterdrop beads), zane's (light blue with blue beads) and pixal's (lavender with square grey beads). they each have a name close to them, labeled with an arrow, and done in my hc handwriting. end id.]

Random hcs I have because I may be cringe but I'm free part 27 (Ninjago)

More platonic oppo (but still mostly Kai centric) because their friendship has infected my brain (strap in, it's a long one)

Ok so this one is kind of a mashup of 3 different headcannons, the Chinese Kai hc, the "oppo are best friends" hc, and the one im gonna talk about here that possessed me to write this in the first place, but hear me out-

(Tbh, this could take place at pretty much any point in the series but I usually imagine it somewhere between seasons 4 and 8)

Just take a second to imagine, Kai peacefully going about his life as his proudly bilingual self, until he realizes: outside of Ignacia, its insanely rare to find someone who speaks Mandarin.

This, in turn, sparks two more revelations: One, that just makes the fact that he was born and raised speaking Mandarin all the more cool, and two, that he would have virtually no chance to use/show off his first language with someone other than Nya or Zane, and he would only ever get to use Ninjargon.

This motivates Kai (desperate to keep his spot as one of the most cultured on the team) to learn THREE more languages, those being French, Italian, and Spanish (as any reasonable person would do)

The only person he ever outright tells is Wu (seeing as he's fluent in like every language ever so he's great to practice with) and he mostly keeps it a secret from the others so that he can keep surprising/impressing them by pulling another random language out of nowhere whenever its needed.

What he didn't expect however, was how Zane would react.

Turns out, being a total bookworm and a literal walking computer means that not only does deciphering other languages come easy to Zane, he also absolutely adores studying languages in all their forms. So, when he heard from his friends that the criminal they were supposed to go question didn't know any Ninjargon and that Kai had managed to hold the rather intense interrogation entirely in French, he was beyond delighted. Once he had finished cleaning up after dinner he practically ran to Kai's room to talk, and of course, he immediately insisted Kai do all his explaining in French for the rest of the night.

From that day on, anytime the two of them wanted to have a private conversation and couldn't just pull the other to the side (or, more commonly, if they just randomly felt like it) they would simply start talking in one of the four languages and fall into easy conversation with the other as if they hadn't just simultaneously stopped making sense to anybody else around them.

TL;DR (and the simple seed from which this essay of a hc was born)

Kai talks shit about people to Zane in different languages

Did someone notice how BUFF/ BIG speedsters are?!... no? Just me? K.

Oh, the Dorito model? Yeah speedsters typically come in two builds: Lean Mean Fighting Machine and Dorito. Sometimes they even alternate.

Wally is full blown Dorito. So is Jay.

Barry is typically LMFM. Bart is LMFM until he's an adult (then he's Dorito).

The reason for that is that speedsters naturally burn calories and build muscles like crazy but even though they're super active they usually don't have enough food to really bulk up. So an average speedster is zero percent body fat, skinny as a twig but all muscle. That's the Lean Mean Fighting Machine build.

But a select few speedsters work out and actively try to build bigger muscles. Wally and Jay would be the two biggest examples of that. So they usually look like Doritos. Super lean anywhere they didn't specifically work out and really big arms/shoulders. Really just triangle shaped dudes.

Christ on a stick I joined Twitter at the worst time what hell fire is this

there's some discourse about the potential new team adams and mercer are teasing maybe being called young justice, and like. i get it. "young justice" isn't really a team with interchangable members, everybody who ever joined really only did so because they joined the friendgroup, but i also so genuinely couldn't care less about this because if it's a decent project with steph as some sort of lead or even just in a red-tornado-esque roll and nobody thinks she's fourteen (which we have yet to find out, i suppose lol) and "young justice" is gonna make it sell, i'm all for calling it young justice. idc

yknow a few episodes ago when they joked that being in the riptide pirates was like being married. maybe gillion just thinks hes married to them now and thats why hes going so hard with the petnames

shoutout to canon riptide captains group vocal stimming fr

Shoutout to all the eldest daughters who had to basically raise their siblings. You’ve done the best you can, and I’m proud of you

Anyone else sooo annoyed at episode 99... Jay literally rows at 20 for days straight (yeah she trades off but... her muscles man...), runs across the island to buy diamonds and FLIES BACK, watches her friend get brought back to life and then watches her mother collapse and has to take care of her and instead of literally just. helping in any way. Chip just gets drunk. Which okay yes it's comedic it's unfortunately accurate to their characters and yes he is a bastard but goddamn she's not even mad??? She just sends him to bed and makes soup herself like when did my girl get even an ounce of rest holy shit ??

I feel like this is just. what happens when 4 guys characterize a girl but like ohhh my god. i would explode. i would kill somebody. im so frustrated at her constantly being the strong one and having canonically no support and then not even having that frustration explored. we need an ice arena episode with jay STAT

Taking a bit of a break from sims to play house flipper

opening twitter for 14 minutes a day to remind myself why i don't use twitter as a primary source of entertainment education or enjoyment