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10 examples of HC’s cat, E’Ming, being a brat:
1. Pushing things off counters such as his keys, hand towels, paperwork, and hair ties - especially when HC is looking directly at her.
2. HC suddenly fighting for his life in the middle of the night because E’Ming decided to plop herself right on HC’s chest, staring at him with owl eyes, daring him to push her off.
HC does. Except this continues to happen numerous times throughout the night. HC gives up and goes back to sleep with shallow breaths.
Then wakes up at 6 AM sharp to E’Ming violently making biscuits on his tiddies, reminding him it’s breakfast time.
3. E’Ming randomly nipping him when he’s just trying to pet her, damn it! But during the times HC is preoccupied, E’Ming yowls like she’s paid to get the neighbors to call animal services on them!
4. Walking all over HC’s keyboard when he’s trying to work. Sitting on the exact papers he’s trying to look at. Chewing on his fancy pens.
5. Being a PICKY eater.
6. Perching menacingly on the bathroom counter while he showers, staring directly through the glass door.
7. Escaping once a month, also known as giving HC a heart attack once a month.
8. Weaving through his long legs to the point HC trips when trying to avoid stepping on her.
9. E’Ming pawing at the bead in HC’s braided hair.
HC: “NO-“
E’Ming: “MREOWWW!” *bites on the braid*
10. E’Ming scaling HC’s back when she wants to be held, ripping the back of his shirts in the process.
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1 pro that makes the previous 10 things less insufferable:
1. E’Ming is a Gege-attractor.
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1 con that cancels out the previous pro:
1. E’Ming is a Gege-hogger.
[extra: E’Ming is a blue-baller.]
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1. E’Ming wiggling her way between gege’s legs while Hualian make out on the couch…
HC: “DAMN IT NOT NOW-“
XL: “hi sweet girl~”
2. E’Ming loafing on XL’s chest as he lays on the couch. HC comes to join but as he leans forward to kiss XL, E’Ming places her paw on his lips-
HC: “the audacity of my fucking cat- MOVE-!”
Before HC can pick E’Ming up, the cat has wrapped her body around XL’s neck, purring up a storm. XL laughs in delight. His hands gently pet E’Ming’s black, soft fur.
XL: “my noble, gracious protector” *kisses E’Ming’s fur*
HC: 🧍♂️
3. E’Ming appearing out of nowhere to aggressively bat HC’s head as he’s about to enter XL-
HC: 😑
Thus, Hualian end up closing HC’s bedroom door every time they need alone time. Sometimes, they put on a playlist to block out E’Ming’s tantrum.
After they’re done. XL goes to let E’Ming in. But before she enters, her nose scrunches up.
She sniffs a couple times. Then glares at HC.
And sprints away.
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Miraculously, XL has a sixth sense in catching any item E’Ming decides to sweep off the counter.
It’s their thing because E’Ming always tries to be unpredictable but somehow XL IS ALWAYS THERE!? HE’S ALWAYS READY??
IS HE STALKING HER???
XL, catching all the mail E’Ming flung off in succession: “aiya, stop! you know it‘s useless. i’ll just keep catching everything you drop.”
E’Ming: [annoyed] “mrreow!!”
XL: “keep dreaming, kitten” :)
E’Ming: [jumps off counter and retreats to HC’s bedroom]
HC, watching from the side, starstruck: “I think I just fell deeper in love with you, Gege.”
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No matter what HC claims, he still loves and cares for E’Ming immensely. He actually spoils her to bits by buying her the tastiest food packed with nutrition and the most addicting catnip toys that she could play with for hours.
HC is also in the process of installing high ledges on the wall to create an elevated cat jungle for E’Ming to play on. When he mentions this to XL for the first time, XL raises an eyebrow and smiles, amused.
XL: “she has you wrapped around her sassy little tail, doesn’t she?”
HC, in realization: 🫠
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When Hualian decide to move in together, XL brings his pet snake, Ruoye, to HC’s apartment.
E’Ming’s fur poofs up in defense when she first spots the long, pale creature behind the glass tank. When Ruoye’s tongue flicks out, E’Ming books it out of the living room.
Absolutely terrifying, she concludes.
But as the months pass by, E’Ming comes to accept this foreign thing must stay. It doesn’t stop her from staring at Ruoye for long periods of time, or from trying to intimidate the snake with a front-row-seat to her wrestling a stuffed animal frog WWE-style.
But they manage to get along. Eventually, it will be safe enough that XL can take Ruoye out and hang her on his neck while he completes chores and E’Ming will insistently tag along.
Plus, all the dead mice that E’Ming proudly drops at HC’s feet can contribute towards Ruoye’s food source.
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XL’s moving in also means a boost in social events HC is a part of. Not that he minds too much because most of the time it’s people both he and XL are familiar with.
If E’Ming can be a total brat to the one who puts a roof over her head and food in her bowl, then she can be satan’s literal spawn to humans in every other category. (Excluding XL, of course.)
Cue HC subjecting his devil cat to certain somebodies during their Chinese New Year dinner.
E’Ming actually doesn’t mind HX. For years, HX looked after her when HC was away, and she quite likes HX’s scent for some reason…fishy.
But HX, in his all black attire, steers clear from the black furball who will bite him if he doesn’t feed her the special treats he usually has and currently doesn’t.
MQ and E’Ming have glaring contests. Every time. E’Ming looks like she’s preparing to attack MQ’s leg? Go on, he seethes with his eyes. I dare you.
E’Ming stalks away with her chin tipped up.
MQ is also the only one who can stop E’Ming from pushing things off the counter with one tongue-click.
However, no matter how hard MQ tries to prevent it, E’Ming always squeezes her way in to watch him go to the bathroom.
FX high-key really wants to pet E’Ming but he doesn’t stand a chance.
MQ to FX: “you know, it doesn’t help that you have dogs”
FX: “s-shut up”
E’Ming walking by…
FX: “hiiii, hellooo sweet thing!”
E’Ming: 👁👁
FX: “…pspspsp-“
E’Ming hisses, then trots away.
Right into YY’s arms.
Because for some reason, E’Ming LOVES YY. She always greets him at the front door with a soft “mrrrp??” and then rub her cheek on his legs until he picks her up.
YY holds her like a baby, rocking slightly. E’Ming immediately begins purring loudly, slowly closing her eyes.
HC: “you know you’re stuck with her for awhile now?”
YY: “yeah” *heads to the chair in the corner*
If you listen closely, you can hear FX sobbing in the background.
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w/ @no-one-says-hi
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#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#E’Ming#modern au#cerdrabbles#cat shenanigans#guess who loves cats#me I love cats#cat owner
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Doodles :)
I think the Graham de Vanilys should have some cats and ferrets, Félix seems like a ferret liker <3 The doodles on the last image are old ones i never got aroun to posting, mostly consisting of the aged up designs i have 4 feligami
#Miraculous is eating at my brain again who wouldve guessed (me)#its always eating at my brain tbh tho#Adrien Agreste#Felix Graham de Vanily#Nathalie Sancoeur#Amelie Graham de Vanily#amenath#Kagami Tsurugi#Feligami#the names for the cats r based off a Felix ai I had a couple chats with#Do i just like giving characters im attached to cats because I have cats? yeah. probably. it brings me joy <3#my art#miraculous tales of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous adventures of ladybug and chat noir#miraculous ladybug#ml representation spoilers#ml representation#I am an its Amelie not Emilie believer btw#ALSO Felix would love Shad ow the Hedg ehog
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#Saw a man bite straight through a chicken bone on YouTube.#I was gripped. In awe.#A jaw strength rivaled only by - I thought to myself - Present Mic#can't even remember how I got onto the video but it's stuck with me ever since#he had a captivating positive vibe. I would enjoy a meal with him. The chicken looked a little underdone though#bnha#mha#shouta aizawa#hizashi yamada#present mic#bnha comic#not even technically a comic this bad boy is two slides#always thinking about the rooftop gang naming Sushi like 'whats everyones favourite food?'#and Yamada says 'fried chicken' like that would be the best name for a cat- actually. you know what. that is a pretty good name for a cat#Might call my next tarantula Fried Chicken. Who knows?#Edited the last panel to take out the speech bubble cause it looked like I was implying it was weird to eat bone marrow#But I meant the entire bone itself like the crunchy bit#But apparently they do that in some places so I thought that it might come across as a bit insensitive and I didnt wanna get cancelled.#eat bones if you want I would love to eat bones but I'm a coward#It's not really a thing in the UK I don't think. I've never seen anyone do it. I guess we just produce a lot of food waste.#so nobody was going to tell me you could eat bones? I just had to find out myself on Youtube?
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meow
#i feel like i should have made his ears a little bigger in th first pic. maybe ill go back and edit it later#GET WRINKLED IDIOT#i first thought of drawing him as a sphinx cat bc i looked at his third eye like hm... if he had wrinkles he could hide his eye#its also very fun imagining him wearing head coverings and hoods cause hes so fucking nakey#kinda makes me wanna draw him more... sphinxes are fun to draw. i kinda wanna make a sphinx design now <- loves designing characters#a thought i had while drawing this is that if only few had seen narinder before (like the lamb and previous vessels) then not many would#know what he looks like. since hes supposed to be death and the only time you see him is when you die and pass on i guess??#so i think it would be an interesting situation if the lamb just introduced narinder as some guy without telling anyone he is or used to be#the one who waits.. smth like a false idolatry situation so everyones like. oh wow our leader has been channeling the messages#of the one who waits for so long its almost like they have become death itself!! ^_^ and narinder is just. standing there#maybe if he gets enough power he can grow more eyes between his wrinkles like in his eldritch form. that would b cool#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl narinder#cotl fanart#my art#myart#doodles#the one who waits
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A Glameow hero 🎀✨
#pokemon mystery dungeon explorers of sky#pokemon mystery dungeon#explorers of sky#pmd explorers#pmd eos#pmd2#pmd#pkmn art#pokeart#my art#glameow#ayy. guess who's drawing at 3am again lmao#but seriously tho- glameow is so underrated#it's literally just a cat. what isn't there to love
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Special delivery 💛💚
Ko-Fi
#guess who give him flowers#it's kind of obvious with the clue#a reward for saving luffy in dressrosa#in this arc Usopp had some moments with our dear swordman#I love all usopp ships#it was about time for some zosopp#zosopp my beloved#they work too#kind of black cat golden retriever energy#Zoro is not so good at words so he prefers demonstrate his affection with actions#it can be platonic/romantic it doesn't matter#they appreciated each other#zoro x usopp#usopp x zoro#op fanart#usopp fanart#one piece#op usopp#zosopp
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Nigel and Alex have their rare moments of intimacy behind closed doors. Lingering touches, and blazing warmth.
#murderous intent#like minds 2006#like minds#alex forbes#nigel colbie#Nigel Colbie x Alex Forbes#Alex Forbes X Nigel Colbie#Nigel and Alex rarely do PDA in front of people. I guess I headcanon them as a very closed doors of a couple.#Though there are instances where they get asked frequently — from either of the two — if they're single.#And I'm guessing we all believe that NIGEL is the easiest one to get jealous out of the twn#So Alex is usually the one who initiates the contact to stray away from fruther queries of the nature of their “relationship”#When in reality Alex and Nigel have known each other for whay seems like forever. They have been interlinked since the beginning of times.#Only to have been separated by God himself for he has seen how much influential and treacherous their love is.#It is twisted yet familiar. It is distant yet so near. It is theirs and no one else's.#So#when they get home that's where Nigel gets all touchy towards Alex. Almost as if he's putting a claim on what is HIS.#Alex usually calls him crazy for ever thinking that questions like that will ever be followed by being asked out on a daye#But Nigel protests because he does KNOW. Everyone is a moth to a flame when it comes to Alex. Just like how Nigel is.#Until now. He is burning up with passion as he continues to fly towards Alex's warmth.#So. Alex just usually shuts him up with a tender loving kiss.#And he's glad he knows Nigel's weaknesses. Or else he's stuck with this tempermental cat.#Don't worry. Alex loves Nigel truly. He always did.#THAT IS ALL.
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I didn't make this meme but I found it very objectum
#objectum#actually objectum#objectum your honor#Thatz such a funny tag 2 me I love it why didnt I think of it b4#mechanoum#mechanophilia#I like excavators so I guess I like a different type of cat boys(/gn)#This is a tractor tho#Cat is short 4 caterpillar#You see that brand of vehicle in the US a lot at least I did when I was there#Oh wait yeah like its a harvester of some sort this thing#I saw this meme ages ago excuse my forgor#entropies#Idk who made this of anyone knows lmk n I will add meme credits to thw post
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DOODELS
#my art#tryignt o do sm shit help i wanma draw and finish things so baddd#the brown sketches r me crying @ the phrase 'to be loved is to be changed' i wanna make a sad emo angsty comic abt shadows loss and pain an#still endong up with a happy life bc. 🧍♂️ fuck i want that for myself too#THE 2NDD... MY SKY PIRATE GRANDMA MARIA AU 🫶🫶🫶🫶 basically shes super inspired by dola from castle in thsky lol#shes putting makeup on shad bc hes going on his first date ever....#in his 50yr immortal ish ageless life hes going on a date and maria will damn sure make sure hes gonna have a nice one#ehehehe guess whos hes going on a date w....👁👁(obvious)#uhhhh the cat is just older blaze leik burnin blaze inspired by her concept art#one of her hair styles is like fire and im like. thats fuckin cool!!#sHE GETS STRIPED AND GETS FWUFFY WHEN SHES OLDER bc i think its kyut 🫶#makes her related to big the cat ehehehe alt dimension shit or smhtn idk im not thinking anymore#oh fuck i forgot to tag the charas#sonic the hedgehog#maria robotnik#eggman#shadow the hedgehog#blaze the cat#amy rose#sonic chao#uhhh it uink thqts it#sowowiwjekwo#sowwy its a mess
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Y'all would not believe the situations I can put ocs in. Rotate them in my brain microwave.
#jasper rambles#the current sleeping fanfic is my witcher oc gwenna getting attacked by bandits and left for dead only to be rescued by her bestie eskel#and then upon the healer saving her life they realize they gotta head up to kaer morhen Now before the ppath gets too risky w the weather#and gwenna can't reasonably get up. luckily guess who just arrived on their way to kaer morhen? lambert and aiden. eskel is distrustful but#gwenna is like “so THIS is Lambert's cat” and lambert is fake grumpy abt it and then they all bond getting up the mountain and despite lambe#rts grumbling hes prolly abt as worried as eskel abt gwennas wellbeing bc unfortunately hes grown to see this woman as family over the last#decade plus of her wintering with them. aiden and gwenna bond so easily and trade stories and such. they get up the mountain and lambert and#aiden get a moment to breathe before vesemirs intereogation bc he can tell gwenna is injured. she brushes it off by telling him he can give#her a full check up AFTER theyre all settled in. by this point vesemir keeps supplies that are more specifically for helping humans on hand#thanks to her first ever winter w them in which she broke her leg. i just. love them so much <3#no clue where it falls on any sort of canon timeline. books or show. but 🤷#i think itd be cute if gwenna is there the winter geralt brings ciri up for the first time
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We got sketches people- Some infamous Leshycat and a potential followersona for me.
I wanna give a name to my AU of Cotl but I’m not that creative :D Idk what to call it sooo yay. Cult of Terrors if since that’s the name I gave the cult-
AND YEAH MY YELLOW CAT’S NAME IS OLIVIA AND HE’S A HE/THEY, I WANNA PUT THEM IN A HYDRAULIC PRESS
Also my sona is a hybrid <3 rabbit/monster I guess lol- her design isn’t set in stone just yet so that her awkward front stare for now.
#bloo’s art :)#cult of the lamb#cotl leshy#cotl yellow cat#leshycat#I guess lol#cotl sona#She’s pretty and I love her#yes yes#Also I’m not that crazy with Leshycat? I mean it’s a cute ship and I like it#but sozura obviously takes it#lmao#Olivia for the win#yaaayyy#I might write a oneshot for them#who knows#I’m planning on a few one shots#<3#a sequel too perhaps
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Guys! GUYS!
It's loving Tantomile hours!!!
#tantomile#i love her so much#guess who's having a massive brainrot right now---#she's literally so pretty#kudos to every single actor who's ever played her#also that last 3rd picture!! yeesss queeeen#all photos are taken from the wiki just fyi#cats the musical#my post
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set out to create a serious, canonesque drawing with which to say "feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me mystery speculate" but only got going when i made it bowling and the rarepair agenda
#not that i imagine anything w/mordecai's Rare so much as: diluted range of possibilities lol. probably someones on that mordecai/virgil life#when it turns out it takes several tries to start to get more solid footing at drawing characters for the first time: What The?????#i actually don't think i ever tried drawing lackadaisy before; against all odds....if i had i would've had a head start lol#lackadaisy#corned beef#any collectively used pairing name here? mordenico? nicodecai? in absence of otherwise Knowing:#nicodeme savoy#mordecai heller#me in '07 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! me in '23 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! & guess how i've always felt years in between#goddd perusing the gallery bonus art afresh recently just like WOWWW i'm SOOO#the collages of full-body drawings for book purchases i think like my GOD i love to see it. plus that the Extra Stuff gallery means there's#such a variety like. stuff that's clearly noncanon; stuff that could be / kinda is; jokes; portraits; story / characters insight....waaughh#also shoutout to everyone behind all the mordecais in KS Backer Art 1 & 2 like ''sexy mordecai please'' apparently lmao. hell yeah#anyways my Marigold Bowling Team headcanons are simple and straightforward: nicodeme w/the muscle can get a strike from the force of having#hit one pin that smashes into all the others; but don't underestimate his versatility. mordecai with the precision / method & absolutely#who you want trying to hit the only pin left on the lane. serafine's got like serpentine curveballs changing velocity halfway down the lane#and they've All got pointing a gun at the people setting pins / returning balls b/c that wasn't automated back in the twenties#back when everyone had customized printed tees....oh fun fact. a real live kitty cat crinkled that first pic's paper by jumping on it#or really; ricocheting off of it. classic#also the ''i want people to seriously consider nicodeme/mordecai. but also sillily'' purposes have me using Close Contact as a shorthand#it's earnest and can sure be [longhand] too but you go ''You Could Never HC Datingly Affection ft. An Always Touch Averse Character'' & i?#well i scoff derisively and slowly swivel my chair around to face you; arms crossed; smhing....hah. how greatly you underestimate my power.#you're throwing [hcs for a romance ft. an autistic character] & [that ft. an asexual character] & i'm grabbing them midair & Sips Them#ha ha why these replenish my health And experience bars....#Never Be Afraid To Forget To Draw Mordecai's Glasses Or That You Also Put Your Thumb In A Bowling Ball....he's warming up. or w/e.#nicodeme w/the boxing experience shoulders massage trope. giving that pep talk#or you can go ''get a strike or we kill you'' b/c you never have to find out if he's joking or not#mordecai unfazed b/c that's the stakes in this business (bowling) & he's autistic so always having to ignore Everyone being weird/confusing#haven't come up with a lackadaisy's team bowling pun name lol.#still feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me brainstorm mitzi n mordecai's murder mystery ;w; enrichment
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"Just do as you're told," Mogget said firmly. "Think of yourself as Abhorsen's sworn sword-hand, if it makes you feel better, though in this present era, you'll find common sense is more important than honor.
"Very well", Touchstone muttered, humbly. He stood up and put on the underclothes and shirt, but couldn't get the trousers past his heavily muscled thighs.
"There's a kilt and leggings in one of the chests back there," Mogget said after watching Touchstone hopping around on one leg, the other trapped in too-tight leather."
if you, as an author, aren't introducing your male love interests like this, what are you even doing with your life?
(from Sabriel, by Garth Nix)
#garth nix you were so real for this#if you haven't read these books for context mogget is (for the moment) an untrustworthy talking cat#guess who's back on her old kingdom bullllllllshitttttttt#the chokehold this book still has on me#(i bought my son terciel & elinor for xmas and then i read it and then i wanted to re-read the whole series)#(loved it btw the abhorsens have such dreadful kuchiki energy)#(also did not expect sabriel's mom to have like 12 ranks in clowning and buffoonery but you know what? based)#touchstone is a real fixer-upper of a man but he is trash for sabriel and that will win me over every time#the time he went into a berserker rage and used it to run up a hill with her crushed to his tits. peak.#i have a TYPE okay?#i have two types actually and if i had a nickel for every time i get an otp out of it i'd have two nickels and i can live with that
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#when i was first coloring him in he was gonna be golden chinchilla colored but then i was like ehhh jonah magnus should be red/orange but#elias should be gray ...so i just desaturated what i already did instead of recoloring lol but#he is now supposed to be shaded silver lol#but thats why his coat pattern is on the darker side compared to what it *should* be#og elias bouchard coming from an important/roch family and while whole thing with thinking he just *deserves* stuff bc of his upbringing.#etc. -> he is purebred and matches the breed standards etc for a scottish fold of his color#obviously the eye color doesn't matter because. ahaha#i thought elias fit the Scottish fold vibes because: Scottish folds are known for looking sort of like owls and having intense eyes#and the cat body/face type (also present in british shorthairs) to me gives off sort of... unnasumming vibes?#like ahaha yes i am a boring boss who loves paperwork look at how unnasumming i am season 1-2 elias y'know#trying to think of what cat breed jonah would be. and also jon gerry etc you know all the other characters i like#would it be boring to have multiple british shorthairs#i mean..#Michael shelley/distortion is a laperm that's all I know#i didn't particularly care with the personality attributes associated with eliascat because it didn't need to fit his personality on account#of not being his original body. but i do try to keep in mind the best personality/look/etc. cat attributes as a whole for a character#also sometimes get obsessed with jt making historical and geographical sense but then it just limits me greatly to a point im not into it#so i don't care about specific breeds in that respect lol#tma#my art#elias bouchard#the magnus archives#some notes looking back(made it 2 hours ago but still looking back ok..) on it now are that i feel like elias would never choose this breed#for his next bodyhop because of the inherent health issues in scottish folds. I saw the breed was created in like the early 1960s and#assumed that maybe the health issues wouldn't have been common knowledge until later enough for jonah to be unaware of them but actually no#there's legislation about it like 6 years later LOL so jonah would..maybe not make this choice#i guess in the future when drawing i will just make him a British shorthair#my catTMA is simultaneously 'they are just regular cats or like all show cats or something' and 'exact tma plot but as intelligent cats'#LOL its just vague in my mind idk..also maybe jon can be an Abyssinian#ALSO WHAT WAS I THINKING 'jonah may not have been aware about x thing' like did i...did i forget. me 2 hours ago was dumb as rocks
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boss lady doodle that i started during cringetober but didnt finish (i rewatched way of the househusband yet again.) nya
#way of the househusband my beloved comfort show way of the househusband#i highly recommend it! its on netflix. selling points:#its hilarious. you’d think they would run out of jokes but they never do#it has a cool style where its basically a very elaborate comic dub of the manga so the episodes are compilations of skits. ideal for adhders#gender roles ehe#it has kitty cats#it has a kickass metal intro#yeah.#its sooooo funny#the plot is about a yakuza who left to become a househusband#and as the show goes on we see more ex yakuza working at the grocery store and walking their dogs and being absolute losers#also the women characters are written like people so its a good anime 👍#tatsus autistic swag is unmatched#me and the bad bitch i pulled by being covered in blood#the rewatch triggered a bigger project that ill post soon#get hyped i guess#YIPPEE YAY HIBARI TORII I LOVE YOU i can be your sleepy loser husband if you want#art#my art#gokushufudou#way of the house husband#way of the househusband
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