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Cillian Murphy from Batman looks like he's about to sing "Tum se hi".
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eenameenadeekaa · 3 days
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Aloo bhujiya best snack💕💕💕
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aurkitnarulaoge · 3 days
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I'm like not sure if I had eaten lunch at all today (subah se shayad bhukhi hu bcz my sense of time is jumbled these days)
But now when the teacher asks me "khana khana to nahi bhulte" I'll be proving them wrong.
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uwuwuwuwuwuuu · 1 day
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my all time favourite rhyme will be "laal tamatar bade maajedar "
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originalmoonkid · 14 hours
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Why it's always 'you're my home' and never ' musafir mein bhatka, Tu mera basera '
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ek-ranjhaan · 23 hours
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Just realized that my dad could've been a real green flag with his golden retriever energy had he not been raised to be toxic by a bunch of pathetic humans in the name of 'parents'
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Why did nobody tell me that Krishna was 89 years old when he gave Bhagwat geeta gyaan and became a charioteer for Arjuna. Not God open handedly starting a war at old age that too against million of soldiers. He's the real sigma y'all 😭
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hi-avathisside · 2 days
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The memes I send to my friends at 8 am in the morning :
bhagwan ji unki sahayata karein 😔
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blush-blush-love · 2 days
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I can't be the only one reading chodna as चोदना
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themachomoron · 1 year
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If reincarnation is real I wonder how many people stare at their own art in museums, listen to their own music they made in a different life and read books they don't remember writing
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dilhhindustani · 3 months
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3 stages of life :-
BIRTH
What the hell is this
DEATH
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"Heere Moti main naa chaahoon, Main to chaahoon, Kamra Thanda." ☀️🧊
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@wizardcherryblossom bas main aur tum aur glass bhar ke ice cubes... 👉🏻👈🏻
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legalite-lamhe · 8 months
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I met someone → We talk
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They leave ← I get attached
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aurkitnarulaoge · 3 days
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I WANT TO DRAW SING HEAR READ STORIES SO BAD LEKIN SCIENCE LEKE KHUDKE SAR PE KULHADI MARNE KA KAAM KAR DIYA ARGH
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uwuwuwuwuwuuu · 12 hours
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Priorities
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celesteablack · 1 month
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The secret to being a private person is to overshare dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not tell them any of the important details of your life.
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