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incorectquoteswlw · 3 days
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Yelena is captured in a cage and Kate has a plan to free her, but Yelena is not impressed with it.
Kate: You think this is a bad idea?
Yelena: Yes, it's a bad idea.
Kate: I'm getting mixed signals. Yes or no?
Yelena: A definite NO.
Kate: ... I can't see your mouth through the gate.
Yelena: (stood on her tiptoes, mouth showing through the gate) No. No. No!
Kate: ... I think you said yes
Yelena: NO!
Kate: I'm going with yes!
Yelena: No, Kate-!
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crybabycunt · 3 days
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Kate: Everyone, I'm pleased to say that I taught Yelena to think before she acts.
Yelena: So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
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floilee · 1 day
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Yelena: I know... I know a lot about you.
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Team "Hot blonde Russian assassin stole my heart"
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loislame84 · 3 days
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Kate, sorting through the mail: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Yelena, grabbing the open letter: Kate Bishop… this is literally a summons to appear in court.
Kate, shrugging: I’m still hanging it on the fridge.
Yelena: there’s 27 infractions on here. You don’t even have a car. How are so many of these traffic violations? And when did you break into the pet store?
Kate, sighing: I better go get my checkbook.
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yorkshireteauk · 2 days
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kate finds out yelena has never been to an amusement park so kate makes a few calls and magically manages to empty out a park just so yelena can go uninterrupted
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savegrisham · 1 day
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“What do you say, mystery woman?”
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chaxan08 · 10 hours
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Kate: So, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow...
Yelena: Oh. Do you want me to go with you because you're a little scared?
Kate: Pffffft! No!
Yelena:
Yelena: Do you want me to go with you because you are a lot scared?
Kate, sobbing: Yes!
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selfcestmovies · 1 day
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Kate: What do you think, Lucky? Can we keep her?
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Yelena (left): Do not make light of this, Kate...
Yelena (right): ...The multiverse is a dangerous thing to tamper with...
Kate: Okay, got it...
Yelena (left): ...And two of me on the same plane for too long could be disastrous.
Kate: Roger that.
Kate: ...
Kate: But I get to play with you two until at least tomorrow morning, right?
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critter-of-habit · 1 month
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Wait a minute.....
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marvelgifs · 3 months
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HAWKEYE (2021) dir. Bert & Bertie
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incorectquoteswlw · 2 days
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Kate: I don't have enough money to afford rent... What am I gonna do?
Yelena: Well... I'm sure we can figure something out
(they suddenly and passionately kiss)
Nat: Oh my god guys it's fucking Monopoly
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crybabycunt · 2 days
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(Yelena is retelling a mission)
Kate: Wow, Yelena, this story has everything! Action. Adventure. Romance.
Yelena: Romance?
Kate: I have a crush on you.
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floilee · 2 days
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Friendly neighborhood attacks again
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👇🏻
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gfmaximoff · 9 months
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Y/N: I don’t even flirt that much.
Yelena: Oh really? *stands up* Raise your hands if you think you’re dating Y/N.
Natasha: *raises hand*
Wanda: *raises hand*
Shuri: *raises hand*
Kate: *raises hand*
Yelena, side eyeing violently: Kate Bishop, what was that?
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