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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 month

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ROXY: killed a spider n now i feel bad :/

DAVE: give birth to a spider to make up for it

DAVE: why did i say that

ROXY: why DID u say that

DIRK: Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that's about 3 kg.

DIRK: A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

DIRK: So you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about 8 seconds.

DIRK: It's not a big inconvenience.

DAVE: roxys on the other side of the cave just churning out spiders as fast as georg can shovel them into his mouth

#submission #source: tumblr #all the blonde bitches!#minus rose #I could have given her dirks part but she is not a math gay #also I need you to know that I used voice to text on that last tag and it interpreted 'Dirk's part' as 'dark sperm'#// <- much like what is used to make the spiders #good god this is a BAD visual. REALLY funny quote but BAD visual #roxy voice SPIDERS? in MY VAGINA? its more likely than u think #like the. like the centipedes ad. like th #i think this post needs to go in the hole for a while #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #roxy lalonde #dave strider #dirk strider

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swaglexander-the-great · 3 months

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Silmarillion film adaptation where Sauron is as cunty as possible. The hot bitch that comes to town and everyone falls over themselves for him.

#the silmarillion #tolkien #sauron #it's canon accurate you know #one blonde bitch to rule them all

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variksel · 1 year

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in all honesty i had a great time with the reigensweep on twitter back in the day, hes my babygirl, of course i voted for him. BUT. there is no goddamn way on gods green earth im going to let that millenial twink win over my og 2010s canonically gay eye man. cecil has always walked along the beach with me and when ive looked down and only seen one set of footprints in the roughest parts of my life its because he has carried me through. i will not abandon him now, in his most dire need

#CECILSWEEP FOR THE WIN BABEY #look reigen i love you but you do Not need the ego boost #this website was built on the backs of characters like cecil baldwin #i will not let us get sidetracked by the first blond bitch that saunters down the sidewalk #we have to stay loyal man #thats what sexymen are all about !#(no theyre not)#cecil baldwin #tumblr sexyman #sexyman contest #sexyman poll #reigen arataka #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #welcome to nightvale #wtnv #cecilsweep

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lestatthevamp · 6 days

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Lestat when he reads the BS Armand's been saying

#I CANNOT WAAAIIIITTTT #he's gonna be all “I'm 6 ft and blond and beautiful and ARMAND IS A BITCH ASS LIAR. I DID NOT FUCK THAT MAN!”#lestat de lioncourt #lestat #interview with the vampire s2 #iwtv #interview with the vampire season 2 #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv amc #season 2 #Book Spoiler #Interview with the vampire spoiler #IWTV spoiler #vampire chronicles #interview with the vampire #the vampire chronicles #spoiler #anne rice #iwtv spoilers

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skaerial · 4 months

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aventurine fanart~ (if the hands holding the gun n collar in the 2nd pic seem small— i used my hands as ref PFFT) plus a lil doodle on the side during my play through of penacony cuz oh BOY do i wanna punch him so bad

#skaestuff #digital art #art #skaeart #illustration #artists on tumblr #fanart #honkai star rail #hsr aventurine #aventurine #hsr fanart #aventurine honkai star rail #look at this loser #my friend calls him the jack of all asses n it’s great #i call him the blonde bitch /j #also that one sparkle scene was LEGENDARY I WAS WHEEZING #sparkle rendered this loser SPEECHLESS HAHAH

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grendelsmilf · 1 year

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#lactose

#utena #nanami kiryuu #revolutionary girl utena #shoujo kakumei utena #rgu #sku #idk what else to tag #o.art #fanart #100 #only real orgoheads get that caption #it works on many levels (two)#please accept this offering of the best girl #i know i keep saying i'll draw other utena characters but i cant help it if she is everything (everywhere) (all at once)#little blonde bitch of all time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#<3 <3 <3

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milkbreadtoast · 2 months

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doodled Stayn from living with magicians webtoon... I like him :) (just felt like drawing random webtoon characters fsr lmao)

#living with magicians #독신마법사기숙아파트 #stayn #idk his last name lol #my art #im like 100% certain theres nothing in those tags either #I've been keeping up w this webtoon but I havent said anything abt it bc i dont necessarily rec it..?#i mean its decent so read if u want but i dont have brainrot for it so dkfjdj...#except for this guy he's fun :) love when stories have a blonde guy and hes kinda fucked up <3 #he's like a cross btwn milk cookie & clotted cream cookie but more of an asshole than both of them KDJDK #(can i just say i rly prefer his design from ep 1 tho..... girl why'd u straighten ur hair... 💔 glowdown)#oh also he fits 1 of my fav tropes... asshole healer :)#anyway yea i dont necessarily rec it ITS NOT BAD BUT NOT 1 OF MY FAVS IS ALL... 🤧#(try to only rec webtoons i feel strongly abt bc i want u guys to trust my taste dkfjdk)#BTW IM NOT DISSING IT AT ALL its a nice webtoon!! if u also read it and like it then yaay #ok i do highkey love stayn tho hes the only 1 i have brainrot for. i <3 2 faced blonde bitches

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anenay · 2 months

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#christoph waltz #inglourious basterds #hans landa #he's most of all a pathetic little blonde bitch then?

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lankylunatic · 1 year

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Finally threw together the little page of Nai from a redemption AU! He is a yeehaw howdy man now and a little more mellow after being ya yeeted through time and space with his twin and the merry band of idiots

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bagelbongos · 10 months

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MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA - AUGUST 4: Emily Sonnett #14 and Kristie Mewis #22 of the United States walk onto the field before USWNT Training at Lakeside Stadium on August 4, 2023 in Melbourne, Australia. (Photo by Brad Smith/USSF/Getty Images for USSF).

#can i have five more of these little blonde bitches #actually has anyone noticed how they're basically the same person #with slightly different homosexual presentations #all i know is they'd be awesome wingwomen for each other #emily sonnett #kristie mewis

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hendolish · 22 days

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close enough. welcome back art donaldson <3

#been trying to work out who mike faist reminds me of as art #cracked it… it’s anthony gordon #blond bitches all be looking the same #and the ears!!#challengers #mike faist #art donaldson #anthony gordon #Everton #newcastle #england nt #england #england national team #england football #football

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weaponizedducks · 2 months

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much as i love merlin and arthur they were NOT the blueprint. they were very nearly the blueprint, but the actual og's were from a book written in 1862 by Victor Hugo. that's right. it's enjolras and grantaire. the timeline goes exr-merthur-firstprince

#i'm right #viccy h was doing it before it was a thing #k so enj arthur and henry are all blonde and in a position of power #with a destiny and skill and crushing expectations and incredible loyalty #and socially awkward/clueless (do not tell me arthur is not socially awkward all his friends are just merlin's friends or gwen's brother)#all have a bit of a rivalry with annoying defiant brunette and don't realise how much they love them (exr truther till i die)#the brunettes themselves are annoyed by the blondes and love to antagonise them but end up loving them and dying looking at them (e and a)#R merlin and alex are all snarky bitches with (yet again) a complicated family relationship #a bitchy female best friend (using eponine and morgana for this bc i am an ep and R besties truther)#who know the destiny and how it will end (alex is the only one it turns out for) (r knows they will fail) (merlin knows arthur will die)#but who do everything they can to stay with blonde and prevent the ending (r goes as far as dying with e)#and end up devoting their life to blonde with unfathomable loyalty while also teasing them at every turn #their devotion gets to the point that blonde's life is worth more than their own #merlin #merthur #bbc merlin #red white and royal blue #firstprince #exr #enjoltaire #les miserables #but arthur and merlin are SO exr coded #none of this heartstopper-merlin-firstprince bullshit #heartstopper is the same time pretty much as firstprince and dont even act like the rest of them #they can't JUST be blonde and brunette they need the vibes to go along with it #victorian era- 2000's medieval- modern

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berteder0 · 3 days

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Pov; he's mansplaining some movies to you 💕💜

#hate this blonde bitch with all my heart (love him)#sketch #otis driftwood #bill moseley #house of a 1000 corpses #house of 1000 corpses

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praetorqueenreyna · 5 months

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You're definitely on to something with Rhysand stans being against Tamlin's untraditional masculinity. I love that Tamlin isn't the masculine stereotype that is prevalent in so much romantasy. I think that is the extra fuel as to why so many hate him. I've also seen stans on reddit say that they hate him just because he's blonde. 🙃

The main thing I LOVED about the first ACOTAR book is precisely that: it's different from most other fantasy romance. Tamlin and Feyre are an untraditional romantic lead couple. And it feels like SJM/fandom want to like, idk, punish those of us who liked that about that first book. Like they're going "can't BELIEVE you would ever like a SISSY MAN like that, when the REAL HERO is TRADITIONAL MASCULINITY DARK BROODY MAN! Here are all the ways that Tamlin, with all his EMOTIONS, fail as a romantic partner."

Which like....I guess it's fine that SJM decided to go down the route of making feyre and rhysand like every single other het romantic lead, but idk why those of us who enjoyed Tamlin have to be yelled at over it.

And again, it exposes an ongoing problem in online spaces, which is shitty people utilizing social justice language to bully and berate people for having different opinions, and then feeling justified in their poor behavior bc they challenged sexism or whatever.

#asks #not to be a wordy bitch but I THINK MY POINT IS THAT LAST PARAGRAPH #all dis is just bullies co-opting social justice language to justify being bullies #also yeah ppl being mean about tamlin being blond sure is. fun.#like I GET RAGGING ON WHITE GUYS #but uh #the IC are also white guys #so

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mrsstampede · 1 year

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This hasn't been done right?

#im sorry for the bottom of the barrel meme #vashmeryl #vash x meryl #dont we all want 5 more of this little blonde bitch #really its 5am i havent slept and i made this on my phone so idk if its been done already #if it has been done then in so sorry im just a old nerd with vashmeryl brain rot

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wulfhalls · 2 months

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hunter as visenya, anya as rhaenys and callum as aegon. the vision is clear.

sticking with my vision here: vanessa kirby as visenya hunter schafer as rhaenys and callum turner as aegon

#vanessa and callum being exs will only add to the chemistry of it all #asks #asoiaf #look at all these blonde ass bitches 😍

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